The rabbit is an oft-abused everyman who only desires a bowl of cereal, but is constantly defeated at every turn by children who declare "SILLY RABBIT, TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS" then steal his cereal and leave his dreams broken one more.
Even when all he's doing is going to the store and buying them himself, he's still thwarted
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tony the tiger would kick the shit out of that faggot rabbit any day of the goddamn week!
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
So many general mills commercials involved theft. You had Trix trying to steal the cereal and the yoghurt. You had the kids trying to steal Lucky's Lucky Charms. And you also had Cookie Crisp which used to have a commercial about a dude and his dog stealing cookies and a cop catching them. Later they turned the dog into a wolf but the idea was the same.
Oh man, Cookie Crisp. I forgot all about that cereal. They didn't even try to make their mascot an underdog story, they straight up had burglar masks on the dude and his dog.
Oh man, Cookie Crisp. I forgot all about that cereal. They didn't even try to make their mascot an underdog story, they straight up had burglar masks on the dude and his dog.
