"Fffffffffffffffuck babe save my Maxi Payne game! I'm late!" Henry shouted as he threw down his video game virtual eyeglasses.
Henry raced over to his countertop and opened up his cigar box. "Oh yeah - precious weed puppies. You coming with me!"
He raced to his door and turned back to his girl. "Now babe - you do not play Grand Theft Auto 17 without me! Or else!!" He opened the door and darted outside into the cold.
"Brrrrrrrrrrr fuck fuck! So cold!"
He ran back inside and grabbed his black trench coat. "Oh yes! This shit is nice!"
Henry hailed a cab and was off to the airport. "Hi hello jew cab, next stop Amazon please! Step on it!"
17 hours later - The Amazon
Henry had finally made after a long day of traveling.
"Oh yes, I could get used to this shit! And these plants are asking to be smoked!"
Henry unfolded his Garyface-selaed letter from his pocket. "OK - these are the coordinates it says for me to go! So where you are with my FE Treasure Von Paulus you fuck!?"
"I'd recognize that voice from anywhere," a familiar face said from his side.
"AH!" Henry shouted. "Carter! You are not Von Paulus!"
Boc laughed, "Yeah it's good to see you too Henry. So I guess Paul contacted all of us, huh?"
Henry smirked. "Only the best of the best, I say! Jewbear better not be here! But I hope Paul had the nuts to invite Nenna! YES, that would be good. Very good! Brrrrrrrr!"
Boc noticed a bottle on the ground. Henry raced for it and picked it up first.
"The fuck is this!? Chocolate drink? Yoohoo?"
Boc sighed. "5/10. Wouldn't drink again."
Henry opened it up and reached for a rolled up piece of paper inside. He unraveled it and read it to himself.
"Very interesting!"
"What does it say," Boc asked.
"Nothing that concerns you my Boc!" Henry said as he quickly ripped up the piece of paper into tiny shards and threw them in the air.
"What!? Henry!? What did that say!? I flew all this way! I need to know!"
Henry smiled. "Cart-dog, I ever tell you about level 4 in Maxi Payne Unleashed: Maxi Payne vs. the Ninja Clan?"
Boc sighed.
"Well in that level, Maxi Payne has to find a hidden base on his own. He has no sidekick. I must go now, and collect the FE Treasure."
Henry started to walk off and Boc followed him, grabbing his shoulder.
"What'd the note say Henry!?"
Henry shrugged and continued to walk away.
Boc grabbed him again and shouted, "WHAT DID THE NOTE SAY HENRY!? TELL ME!!"
Henry grinned. "Okay enough I will tell you Carter. But you do not tell Jewbear or anyone else!"
Carter nodded. "Fine."
"It said.... to trust no one."
Boc was taken aback. "That's what it said? Trust no one?"
Henry smiled. "No one. And now we go this way. I know where to go!"
Boc had no choice but to follow Henry. And as he did so, he noticed a camera way up in the trees. They were being watched...
"I can't believe I'm in the Amazon right now," Rose whispered to herself as she realized her outfit was absolutely filthy. She opened up her Garyface-sealed letter and scratched her head.
She was right where she needed to be, an old fisherman's wharf. It was covered in plants now, definitely unused for quite some time. She peeked around for more clues but couldn't find anything.
"Looking for something?"
Rose turned around to see an old face.
"DYLAN! You son of a bitch!"
Dylan smiled. "Rose... you look great."
She blushed. "Thanks... I've changed a lot..."
"I can tell."
Rose looked down at her feet, a bit embarrassed. "You look uh, really good too."
Dylan put his hands on his hips, definitely trying to flex his muscles. "Yeah well, I've been workin out."
Rose smiled. "I can't believe 50 years have passed..."
"Neither can I. It seems like just yesterday we were all goofing around. I still remember the day KC became mod, and then died tragically in a locked thread accident 2 weeks later."
"Oh yeah that was weird."
Dylan lifted up another Garyface-sealed letter. "I found this inside. It's telling us to take a path north to a laboratory or something. Let's go get that FE treasure!"
Rose and Dylan started up the path, reconnecting and discussing old memories. But suddenly, a rustling in the bushes was heard.
Dylan stepped in front of Rose. "SHOW YOURSELF!"
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NATALIE BURSTED OUT OF THE BUSHES, RUNNING FOR HER LIFE!
She bumped into Rose and Dylan, and they all toppled to the muddy ground.
Natalie shouted, "WE NEED TO RUN! LET'S GO!"
She took off down the path with Rose and Dylan chasing after her. "What are we running from," Rose huffed.
"A MONSTER!!!!
Dylan grabbed Natalie and stopped her from running any further. "There's nothing following us Natalie, what did you see!?"
Natalie could barely speak. "I don't know how to say this... b-but..... you- you remember Vernon's character? The Bear with the eyepatch.... I saw it in the jungle... Walking around. It - It saw me! And - and started, RUNNING, after me!!!" She started to sob uncontrollably.
Rose turned to Dylan with a "what the fuck" look on her face. "Natalie... It was probably just Vernon pulling a joke. This is basically a FE reunion and he'd be stupid enough to show up in a General Bear Brigade outfit."
Dylan laughed, "HA, that Vern!!! He's at it again!!!!"
Natalie wiped the tears from her eyes. "Yeah.... yeah.... I suppose you're right... Thanks guys."
Rose turned and looked down the path. Still nothing following them. But she knew, something wasn't right...
