CHICKEN WINS CHINA

"DAYUMN!"

(SI seasons are reversed. Captain Bob Dawg is voted out by Sekou/John/Misty and Sekou beats Natalie in the finale. WAY BETTER!)

Rory first person ever voted out of Sausage

(you're right so much better)

Curtis @ 5/1/2014 18:54

CHICKEN WINS CHINA "DAYUMN!"

You know I approve

Justin @ 5/1/2014 18:51

Patrick @ 5/1/2014 18:31 Allstars. Tina beats Rudy in the finals. The Jury consists of: 3rd Place - Jenna 4th Place - Rob C 5th Place - Hatch 6th Place - Sue 7th Place - Colby 8th Place - Ethan 9th Place - Jerri Rob M doesn't make the finals, maybe he never comes back. Rupert doesn't make it far. Lex and Kathy get screwed, but it looks like a fun season if you consider your mindset/feelings towards the players during 2004 I think you'd have to reverse the placements on the original seasons first, so the All-Star cast would be a ridiculous band of misfits with Debb Eaton winning.

EVEN BETTER

Sekou beats Billy and Cecilia

lololol

Episode 1: Matsing loses and the boot consensus is what they believe will be their weakest link: the older woman Denise. Denise targets Roxy for being lazy at camp. Her attempt is futile as the tribe votes based on appearance in a 5-1 decision.

Episode 2: Tandang blows the challenge. The alliance of Pete-Rc-Abi-Skupin that was created on the first day has not cracked yet - so the boot choices are between Lisa and Artis. Lisa wants to vote out Abi as she hurt her leg. The tribe decides Lisa is their weakest link and she goes 5-1.

Episode 3: Tandang once again loses due to Abi's busted knee. The alliance of 4 is cracking and they realize Artis is the swing vote. Duos Abi/Pete and RC/Skupin try to swing him to their respective sides. Artis wants the returnees out of the game so Skupin is sent home in a 3-2 vote.

Episode 4: Matsing is in a power struggle for a leader. Zane pits Malcolm against Russell - both wanting to be the voice in decision making. Malcolm gets Angie on board to vote Russell while Russell gets Roxy on board to vote Malcolm. Zane decides to send Malcolm out in a 3-2 vote.

Episode 5: Swap. Matsing is absorbed with Angie being sent to Kalabaw and Zane/Roxy/Russell sent to Tandang. Abi-Maria's knee finally catches up to her when the medical team decides it is too risky for her to continue on due to the threat of infection. Kalabaw finally loses. The gender split that existed on Kalabaw comes to light when the men mistakenly think the women agree to stay a tight 6 when the girls bring in Angie to send out Carter 4-3.

Episode 6: Jonathan and Jeff are on the bottom and are upset with the Kalabaw women. They once again lose the challenge and Jonathan and Jeff target Dawson, whom they believe is leading the charge. The women stick together however and they send out returnee Jonathan 4-2.

~Immunities are given based on the opposite of the person who actually won it~

Episode 7: Merge. Zane and Dawson win immunity. Matsing + Kalabaw + RC team up against the "villains" and target Pete, Artis, and Jeff. The ladder wish to get rid of RC as they find her unbearable. The alliance of 8 splits the votes and Pete, the biggest threat, is sent home 5-3-3.

Episode 8: Katie wins immunity. The lines are in the sand still as Artis and Jeff remain on the bottom. The alliance wants to split the votes once again and target Jeff as the bigger threat. Matsing votes Jeff and Kalabaw + RC vote Artis. Artis votes for RC as he hates her, but Jeff senses the vote split and puts it on his buddy Artis which saves him and sends Artis out 5-4-1.

Episode 9: Angie wins immunity. The Matsing 4 are becoming scary to the other 5. Now is the only time in the game to break up that threat of numbrs before it's too late. Artis and RC must look past their differences and vote with the 3 Kalabaw women. They target Russell as the biggest threat. Matsing is in the dark, and believe that the majority will send out Jeff. But at Tribal Council Zane plays his idol on Russell "just in case" which sends home Jeff 4-0.

Episode 10: Dawson wins immunity. With Matsing's number of 4 against the remaining 4, there is bound to be a tie. RC doesn't want to draw rocks and tells Matsing she will flip. Matsing is suspicious and believe that an idol will be played if they tell RC how they are voting. They decide to vote RC and she is blinsided in a 4-3-1 vote.

Episode 11: Dana wins immunity. Matsing now has the numbers and they decide to send out Katie as their biggest threat 4-3.

Episode 12: Russell wins immunity. With Dawson's two immunity wins, Matsing finds her more threatening than Dana and she is sent out 4-2. The Kalabaw women throw their votes on Russell.

Episode 13: Russell wins immunity. Dana is the last Kalabaw remaining and she is sent out 3-1.

Finale: Angie wins immunity. Zane/Roxy/Angie vote out Russell as the biggest threat. The Jury decides Zane was the master strategist and award him the title of Sole Survivor 6-1-1 against Roxy and Angie.





I had way 2 much fun with that

WANDA: SINGS HER WAY INTO AMERICAS HEARTS. MOST POPULAR WINNER EVER. GETS HER OWN SPIN-OFF REALITY SHOW. SAME AS SURVIVOR BUT EVERYONE SPEAKS THROUGH SONG

I saw this thread on Sucks. They went very elaborate with it, even going so far as to switch All Stars spots with the new placings. For example, the All Stars cast would be:

MOGO MOGO
Ryan Aiken (Winner, The Amazon)
Sonja Christopher (Winner, Borneo)
Kel Gleason (2nd Place, The Australian Outback)
Carl Bilancione (3rd Place, Africa)
Hunter Ellis (3rd, Marquesas)
Penny Ramsey (10th Place, Thailand)

SABOGA
Debb Eaton (Winner, The Australian Outback)
Stacey Stillman (3rd Place, Borneo)
Diane Ogden (Winner, Africa)
Alicia Caloway (8th Place, The Australian Outback)
Ryan Opray (8th Place, Pearl Islands)
Greg Buis (8th Place, Borneo)

CHAPERA
Daniel Lue (3rd Place, The Amazon)
Ramona Gray (4th Place, Borneo)
Jerri Manthey (9th Place, The Australian Outback)
Linda Spencer (4th Place, Africa)
Tammy Leitner (10th Place, Marquesas)
Michael Skupin (6th Place, The Australian Outback)

Following this logic, Debb Eaton is the only two time winner.

18. Michael Skupin
17. Tammy Leitner. Everyone cried.
16. Greg Buis (quit to be with his dying mother :'( )
15. Ryan Opray
14. Linda Spencer was BAMBOOZLED
13. Penny Ramsey (quit after being sexually violated by Linda)
12. Jerri Manthey
11. Hunter Ellis
10. Carl Bilancione
9. Alicia Caloway
8. Diane Ogden
7. Kel Gleason
6. Ramona Gray
5. Sonja Christopher
4. Daniel Lue (wins $1,000,000 as America's Favorite All Star)
3. Ryan Aiken
2. Stacey Stillman (proposes to Debb at the reunion)
1. Debb Eaton (wears a shirt saying "I Love Stacey", wins due to a presumed bitter jury, first and only two timer winner!!)

The next returnee season is Guatemala. Willard Smith and Ibrehem Rahman return.

Matt @ 6/1/2014 7:59

4. Daniel Lue (wins $1,000,000 as America's Favorite All Star)

lol'd

The Favorites of Micronesia consist of the following:

Michelle Tesauro (3rd place, Pearl Islands)
Gary Stritesky (4th place, Fiji)
Cristina Coria (7th place, Cook Islands)
Bubba Sampson (6th place, Vanuatu)
Mia Galeotalanza (4th place, Vanuatu)
Billy Garcia (2nd place, Cook Islands)
Jaime Dugan (7th place, China)
Ruth-Marie Milliman (4th place, Panama)
Leslie Nease (3rd place, China)
Cao Boi Bui (6th place, Cook Islands)

I'm going to have to do the boot list for this once since it's actually important for hereos vs. villains!

20. Cao Boi Bui (asks to leave so that he can be with his expectant girlfriend)
19. Leslie Nease
18. Ruth-Marie Miliman
17. Natalie Bolton
16. Erik Reichenbach
15. Alexis Jones (TRAGICALLY EVACUATED. Returns for Philippines)
14. Jaime Dugan
13. Jason Siska (quits)
12. Billy Garcia
11. Mia Galeotalanza
10. Bubba Sampson (gets voted out after Kathy gave him a fake idol which was actually planted by Tracy)
9. Tracy Hughes-Wolf (Bubba is shocked. Fucks Mary in the bushes)
8. Kathy Sleckman
7. Chet Welsh
6. Jonathan Penner
5. Joel Anderson (voted out after giving up immunity to Mikey B )
4. Mikey Bortone
3. Gary Stritesky (screwed due to the final 2 twist)
2. Mary Sartain
1. Michelle Tesauro

^ tbh I would not mind watching a season with those favorites.