dis story be straight up gangsta yo

Mal @ 11/10/2013 22:07

dis story be straight up gangsta yo

Boc @ 11/10/2013 23:11

Mal @ 11/10/2013 22:07 dis story be straight up gangsta yo

Hey man I gotta use a straw or my throat'll get FUKD.

Lol do you just have a cache of my silly images?
Not that I'm complaining there are some real gems on that imageshack.

The rain began to hit the cruise lightly. Officer Leos once again walked up to try to reason with Captain Jeffery.

"Sir we are about to go straight into the storm the time is now to turn around we will lose a day at the most!"

"Oh man!"

"Is that all you have to say sir?"

"You worry too much Leos things will work out just fine just like that movie The Perfect Storm."

"Sir everybody died in that movie!"

"Did they? I never finished it I just assumed nobody would ever kill off George Clooney that is soooo weird."

Jeffery mind wanders off. As the boat keeps sailing straight into the giant storm.

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Shawn escapes from the grasps of Samm and begins to walk away. He runs into Curtis.

"Shawn where the hell have you been?"

"Trust me man you don't wanna know."

Shawn keeps on walking out the door and to the deck. Curtis runs after him.

"Wait up man!"

They both are out on the deck when Vernon sees them. He walks over.

"What's up guys!"

Curtis glares at him. "Fuck off Vernon."

Vernon smile goes away. He looks at both Shawn and Curtis and walks off. Shawn looks at Curtis.

"You need to talk man?"

Curtis gets ready to open up but hears the thunderstorm. They both look over to see the massive waves starting to crash into the boat. It begins to rain down upon them.

"I think we should go inside Shawn."

"You kidding me Curtis this is fucking awesome!"

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The boat begins to shake from the massive waves hitting it. Natalie looks at Dylan.

"This has been super fun but I really should get back to my husband."

Dylan nods and raises his glass to Natalie as she walks away. Rob walks over to Dylan.

"Man Dylan that was some fine ass you were talking to. She your next conquest?"

"Ya man just give me a couple days on this cruise and she will be mine in no time!"

The boat rocks again as the drinks begin to shake and move.

"That god damn Captain does not know how to drive a boat I swear." Rob shouts.

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"Alright men we are turning back!" Captain Jeffery announces.

Leos just shakes his head and gets in position.

"Lets make a super hard left!" Jeffery shouts.

Leos turns around. "Sir if one good wave hits us it will flip the boat!"

"Ya IF one hits us....I like my odds."

They turn the cruise a hard left. A giant wave smashes against the cruise. Jeffery loses control of the boat as it begins to wobble and then spinning out of control.

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As the giant wave smashed against the cruise. The waves sent people flying off the deck into the ocean. Curtis and Shawn held onto the railing.

"WE GOT TO GET THE FUCK INSIDE!"

They begin slowly moving inch by inch towards the door. As the boat kept spinning. More waves hit them. The boat began to lean sideways. Shawn began to lose his grip from his hands being so slippery.

"CURTIS I CAN'T HOLD ON!"

"Yes you can man just breath we are almost there."

Shawn loses his grip and begins to fall before Curtis catches his wrist. Now Curtis is holding onto the bar and barely holding onto Shawn. Curtis looks down and sees the ocean below Shawn.

"You got to pull yourself up Shawn before the next wave hits us!"

Shawn begins to become tearful. He tries his best to climb up Curtis arm. But slips down only to barely grab onto Curtis hand.

"I can't do it!"

"Yes you can Shawn. You got this."

Shawn begins to lose grip of Curtis hand. His fingertips began slipping out.

"Don't you let go Shawn!"

"Help me!"

Shawn's fingers finally squeeze out. He begins falling still reaching for Curtis. Until he falls into the ocean as Curtis screams out "SHAWN!"

Curtis takes a deep breath. He begins climbing the railings. He sees the door but he must jump to it. Then he sees Vernon head pop out of there.

"Don't worry Vernon is here to save the day. Just jump to me."

"You will catch me?"

"YAW!"

A nervous Curtis looks for another way before trusting his life in Vernon's hands. He has no choice though. He closes his eyes and jumps down. Vernon catches him with his hands and pulls him in. Curtis being soaked leans up against the wall. They shut the door.

Vernon looks at Curtis. "Where is Shawn?"

Before Curtis can answer they get flipped upside down as another wave hits the cruise and flips the boat. All the lights go out. Water begins filling into the building. As people running up and down the hallways screaming.

Bella runs over to Rob.

"What do we do?"

Rob punches her. "Everybody for themself bitch"

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In the captains deck the window start to crack and water begins to squirt out of them.

Leos grabs his stuff to leave the room.

"You're a fucking idiot Jeffery!"

The whole crew runs out as Jeffery just stands there watching more cracks in the window happen. He goes to his desk and grabs his scotch and sits down. He pours it into the glass. He then grabs it and raises it in the air.

"Here is to you old girl we go down together."

Before he can take a drink the glass breaks and water comes rushing in.

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The boat finally flips upright although people are still running around screaming. Curtis and Vernon run down the hallways and find Mal.

"Yo fella's! I swear this is water on my pants and not piss."

Curtis grabs Mal by the arm.

"C'mon we got to get everybody and get them all off this ship asap."

Before they can find the others the ship runs into a giant rock full speed breaking off half the ship. The group goes slamming against the wall.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO!?!" Vernon yells.

A piece of the ship falls down knocking Curtis out.

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Curtis finally wakes up. When he opens up his eyes he sees daylight. He rubs his head and looks at his hand to see some blood. He looks over to see the ship wreckage landed on an island.

"Where the hell are we..."

Ok that is it for today. More characters to come while on the island! Plus random bullshit plus more killing.

James Chen @ 11/10/2013 20:53

Lol this is pretty good. Patrick, I think we need to have an intervention. No feeling up Paco.

Dylan:



The Lady Slayer.

James Chen @ 12/10/2013 1:06

Dylan: The Lady Slayer.

sounds like me tbh.

Stupid_Panda @ 11/10/2013 21:34

Bella runs over to Rob. "What do we do?" Rob punches her. "Everybody for themself bitch"

Totally what I would do to Bella in that situation.

it's curtis' fault

As people from the shipwreck hobble along the beach. People begin to search for their loved ones or even just sit there in shock. Vernon sees Patrick just sitting on a rock staring out into the ocean. He goes over to join him and sits next to him.

"Damn man this shit is just like that show Lost. Except a boat instead of a plane." Vernon says.

Patrick looks over at him and feeling overwhelmed. "Dude I lost all my drugs in that shipwreck. I got nothing man!"

Patrick begins rubbing his face and twitching a little bit.

"I feel like my face is an orange right now and I wanna peel it!"

"Patrick that sounds like a terrible idea. We just got to sit here and relax I am sure somebody is coming to rescue us."

"You know Vernon sometimes I just feel like the world is just one big ying yang cookie and I just wanna take a bite out of it."

"You seriously just lost me with that...."

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Meanwhile Boc is trying to gather everyone together and make sure everybody is ok. He sees one of the ships nurses. He runs over to her.

"Hey JJ!! We need your help bad right now there is a guy laying over by the boat in pain."

"Ok lets go have a look at him."

They walk over to see Samm on the ground with a pipe sticking through his stomach. He is screaming and crying out for help. As Matt only makes it worse.

"I got some glitter....glitter always makes everything better." Matt cries while sprinkling it on Samm.

JJ looks over at Samm crying. She then looks back at Boc who can not look directly at Samm.

"Boc what the fuck are you thinking I can't help this kid."

"But you are a nurse right?"

"Ya I help with sea sickness and stupid shit not a pipe going through somebody."

"Well we can't just leave him the way he is now."

"So you just want to pull it out of him then he will for sure bleed to death before the night is over."

"We have to do something!"

They both walk over to Samm. JJ leans down and looks Samm in his eyes. He smiles for a brief moment.

"You bitches are here to help me right?"

JJ puts her hand on Samm cheek and gives him a stick.

"We are. Just bite on this stick we are going to yank the pipe out of you."

Samm begins crying more and puts the stick in his mouth. Boc then steps on a part of Samm to pressure him down. Samm attempts to hold Matt hand but Matt moves away. Boc then pulls as hard as he can and ripes the pipe out of Samm quickly. Samm screams at the top of his lungs. Blood starts to squirt from his back.

"We need something to wrap him up in to slow down the bleeding." JJ demands.

Matt takes off his tank top and hands it to JJ. She wraps it around Samm quickly though the blood is still pouring out of him. He still crying and screaming.

Boc helps Samm up and takes him over to a nice resting spot on the beach. He goes back over to JJ.

"Is he going to make it?"

JJ looks over at Samm still screaming.

"It would be a miracle if he does."

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As Kiwi stumbles around the beach he starts looking for Natalie. He begins asking random people if they have seen her. Finally he catches a glimpse of her on some of the wreckage of the left over boat with Perry and Dylan. She did not seem like she was too worried about him.

He sits down and sulks. Only to be joined by Mal.

"Yo what up stranger? Dis shit right here be trippin huh?"

"Don't take this the wrong way kid but with the boat crashing and my marriage problems im not really up for talking."

"Hey man I am a good listener though. Anytime somebody is like yo who is the best at listening....MAl IS that is who. Whatever troubles you got from one brother to another we can chill and talk. Why you be having marriage problems anyhow?"

"It is a long story."

"Yo man I don't see us going nowhere for a bit so you may as well speak son."

"Long story short.....I cheated on her. She caught me finally. We have been trying to work things out ever since."

"Damn man that is cold. I know one thing relationships are built on trust and nigga you broke the big trust right there."

"You may not understand kid. But sometimes people just grow apart. Then right as you are about to lose them you realize you just fucked up. Sometimes you can't fix the broken parts but it is my job to try."

"Nah man I understand my parents are going through that right now. Who is your lady anyhow?"

Kiwi points at Natalie going through the wreckage.

"Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn son she is fine." Mal goes in for a high five only to have Kiwi leave him hanging.

"So kid tell me about your life and parents."

"Shit man ain't much to tell."

"Well we are not going anywhere right and im listening."

They both look at each other and smile.

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Dylan, Perry and Natalie begin going through the wreckage looking for supplies. Dylan sees an axe buried underneath some wood. He digs it out.

"I bet this will be useful." he says proudly.

"What on earth will you use that for?" Natalie stupidly asks.

"To cut wood?" he responds.

Perry playfully smacks him on the chest. "Or if somebody gets out of line they could lose a hand." he says jokingly.

"That is just cruel Perry." Natalie says giving a glare.

Perry rolls his eyes and keeps going through the wreckage. He finds a little case. He opens it up to find a flare gun.

"Sweet!! This should come in handy later. I swear if they do not save us before the Eagles game on Sunday I will be sooo annoyed."

Dylans ear perk up.

"Dude you are an eagles fan? ME TOO!"

"Shut up!"

"No man I am totally serious!"

As the guys keep chatting and bonding over football. Natalie looks out to the beach and sees Kiwi talking to Mal. She smiles knowing that he is safe.

She mumbles to herself. "Thank you jesus."

She turns back around to see that Dylan and Perry had both found sailor hats and were now wearing them.

Holy shit how can you leave us on that cliffhanger

As Bryce hobbles around the beach he begins looking for Rose. He sees her in a distance. They both smile and wave at each other. Bryce runs over quickly and hugs her. He begins to get emotional and teary eyed.

"I AM SO HAPPY YOU ARE OK!"

He picks her up in the air and swirls her around. Before hugging her again.

While Bryce was teary eyed Rose was not.

"Are you not happy babe?"

"What no I am totally happy you are ok. I am just still shell shocked from everything is all."

"Look it is ok Rose if you want to cry I will cry with you!"

Rose gives a disgusted look. "Umm no we don't need to cry at all. If anything we should keep our heads on straight right now."

Bryce stops holding her. 'Well fine I mean....I didn't want to or need to....OR you know what just whatever. Sorry for showing some emotion."

"C'mon don't be like that"

"No I am serious to HELL with it."

He sits down and begins to sulk. He looks at his foot and sees he stepped on glass while running over to Rose. She sits down next to him and begins to help him pull out some of the glass from his foot. He looks over and smirks.

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Meanwhile Rob was attempting to make a fire. Dylan and Perry walk over to his area while wearing their sailor hats.

Rob stares at them while thinking what the fuck. "So are you guys seamen now?"

"Oh hardy har har" Perry says sarcastically.

"Did you guys find me a lighter by any chance?"

"No we are shit out of luck on that one." Dylan says.

'Well thank god we have all watched survivor plenty so this should be a piece of cake." Rob says with an eye roll.

"Oh shit" Dylan says while pointing behind Rob.

Rob looks over behind him and sees Bella walking over furiously.

"Bella I am so happy you are ok. I didn't think you made it!"

Bella slaps Rob across the face and begins trying to choke him.

'YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU LEFT ME TO DIE!"

Dylan and Perry yank her off of him and she began kicking her feet in the arm and squirming.

"I was not trying to kill you Bella I just thought that was our last moment together so I wanted to make it count!" Rob laughed.

Dylan and Perry toss Bella in the sand. She grabs some of the pebbles on the ground and begins throwing them at the guys as they just laughed at her. She storms off.

The guys begin trying to make a fire while chatting.

"So Perry I saw you making out with a girl on the boat. Good last memory before the boat crashed?" Dylan asks.

"No not really man. She had weird breathe to be honest. She tasted like a rotten apple. Kinda like a grimapple. She actually survived the crash and is over there." Perry says while pointing at a girl listening to some music by herself.

"Oh my god we should totally call her grimapple from here on out!" Dylan laughs

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Meanwhile Paco was picking up rocks from the jungle and moving them to a beach. A girl walks over to talk to him.

"Whatcha doin mister?"

Paco keeps walking back and forth. "I am making a help me sign with rocks. I figured it was the most sensible thing to do."

"Can I help at all?"

Paco stops walking. At checks out the girl from head to foot.

"What's your name?"

"Angi"

"Well Angi just don't fuck up any of the letters."

20 mins later

"HOW DID YOU FUCK UP SPELLING HELP!" Paco screamed.
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Later on in the night all the survivors gather around the fire that Rob had finally got started after 4 hours of trying. Some of them were talking around the fire while others attempted to sleep. Samm however was still crying and screaming.

Paco was trying to sleep. He rocked back and forth but Samm non stop screaming kept him up. He wakes up and sees everybody else is also feeling uncomfortable listening to Samm scream.

"WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! JUST SHUT UP." He yells at Samm.

Samm tries to hold back the tears. He wipes the drool and snot from his face. He sees Matt walking over. He smiles for a brief moment to see his friend.

"Hey Samm....Sooooooooooooo it is kinda getting cold out here and I kinda need my shirt back."

Samm starts to sob more. "But it has my blood on it."

"Yeaaaaaaaaaaa but I can still wash it before it totally stains."

Samm cries some more. He starts taking off the bandage shirt only to see more of his blood gush out from his stomach. He rolls up Matt bloody tank top and tosses it as far as he can. Matt looks at him with his jaw droppped.

"How rude!"

Matt storms off to get his tank top. As Samm just sits there and starts to coach himself.

"You got this Sammy boy you got this."

He hears Paco scream at him again. "I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

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The morning hits and Nofo walks over to go check up on Samm but sees him pale with rats crawling all on him picking away at him.

"EW!!!!!" Nofo says while running away. JJ sees Nofo yelling ew while holding his nose. JJ walks over to see a dead Samm.

"Oh wow....ew."

My parents always said that my obsession with Survivor was unhealthy. Shows how much they know!

Remember when we used to be allies Perry.. and now you kill me first.