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My mother's Eisenhower and my father was an icebox; A good thread
 Poll Question: Do you wipe your ass standing up or sitting down? (pls be honest)
standing up
 
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sitting down
 
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other
 
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Post #16: 23rd Mar 2021 1:36 PM 
I don’t know how to answer. Are we talking when I’m at home or out in the woods or when I visit San Francisco?
 
   
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Post #17: 23rd Mar 2021 3:07 PM 
hi cat
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Post #18: 23rd Mar 2021 3:35 PM 
AhrNav @ 23/3/2021 15:07
hi cat


Not this time
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Post #19: 23rd Mar 2021 7:05 PM 
Gmaj7 @ 23/3/2021 14:36
I don’t know how to answer. Are we talking when I’m at home or out in the woods or when I visit San Francisco?

Is your home toilet regulation size? You actually strike me as a leaner Gmanji. Everyone shits the same in the woods obviously. And I don't understand your third option.
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Post #20: 23rd Mar 2021 7:37 PM 
Other is for people who do both.
 
   
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Post #21: 23rd Mar 2021 8:03 PM 
Herm @ 23/3/2021 19:37
Other is for people who do both.

or neither.
Like if they lie across the toilet seat like they're planking while they wipe their butt.
 
   
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Post #22: 23rd Mar 2021 8:04 PM 
I will admit I am an other voter myself but I am not yet willing to reveal my true method

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Post #23: 23rd Mar 2021 8:06 PM 
Do you have a favourite episode of The Honeymooners?
 
   
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Post #24: 23rd Mar 2021 8:32 PM 
They are kind of all the same tbh. Standouts include when Ralph throws out Alice and her mother and cuts an "I want you back" record.

Also the Jeopardyish game show that Pinky and the Brain wound up parodying. That's really why I like The Honeymooners to begin with, Pinky & the Brain
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Post #25: 23rd Mar 2021 8:42 PM 
MrsAliceKramden @ 23/3/2021 19:05
Gmaj7 @ 23/3/2021 14:36
I don’t know how to answer. Are we talking when I’m at home or out in the woods or when I visit San Francisco?

Is your home toilet regulation size? You actually strike me as a leaner Gmanji. Everyone shits the same in the woods obviously. And I don't understand your third option.

You nailed it!
 
   
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Post #26: 26th Mar 2021 9:36 AM 
I have a bidet which is nice. But still requires a couple drying wipes afterwards
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Post #27: 26th Mar 2021 12:51 PM 
How European of you, Dyl.
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Post #28: 26th Mar 2021 5:46 PM 
hey same. It's by far the best purchase I've made in the past year, I can never go back now
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Post #29: 26th Mar 2021 6:12 PM 
I feel like a lot of people bought them as a result of the Great TP Shortage of 2020.
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Post #30: 26th Mar 2021 7:20 PM 
Host Jedd @ 26/3/2021 10:36
I have a bidet which is nice. But still requires a couple drying wipes afterwards

interesting...
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