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| Post #16: 29th Jun 2012 11:56 PM | |
this was very enjoyable.
I'd much like to see the family photo. | |
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| Post #17: 30th Jun 2012 8:05 AM | |
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7.00am. The 24 hours was over. The group had survived the night intact, and all Willis's "horrific" labyrinth had managed to do was bruise a few egos and cause slight resentment between total strangers. Jeffrey was bitching about Bryce and Roth to Wikey, who listened with keen interest.
Not far from Jeffrey and Wikey was Natalie, Bagshot, Klaus and Leos. They were in the kitchen, and having not slept at all with the exception of passing out a few times, they were exhausted. They were waiting for Willis to unlock the front door and give them their well earned prize. Roth, the only person to get a good nights sleep, was showering upstairs, whilst Bryce still lay in bed.
The group downstairs waited a whole hour and nothing was happening, when suddenly...
The doors disappeared!
"What just happened?" Klaus murmured.
"I aren't too sure," Natalie replied drowsily.
A voice rang out around the house. It was Willis. He seemed to be struggling to contain a sadistic laugh.
"Morning!" Willis cried out with joy.
"As you may or may not have noticed, both the exits to my labyrinth have just being removed!"
"What is going on here Willis! You said we only had to stay a single day!" Leos yelled angrily.
"Yes...that I did. But Leos, did you read the small print in your contract which stated that I could also enslave all of you after the deadline and force you to play my game." Willis replied.
"What?!" Leos shouted, his face going red with fury.
"What game?" Bagshot asked miserably.
"I am glad you asked Bagshot! Basically, you must escape the labyrinth. It won't be easy, and many of you will suffer."
Klaus pulled a spanner out of his pocket and seemed intent on hitting someone.
"How do you expect us to do anything whilst we are this tired?!" he said.
"It isn't up to me how you go about completing the task I have set you Klaus. This conversation is over now. You know what you have to do."
"Good luck!" Willis said, laughing mockingly before silence filled the room. Everybody looked tired and defeated.
Leos sighed.
"We have gotten ourselves into real trouble here haven't we guys?" he muttered.
Bagshot didn't say anything, simply starting off into the distance mournnfully. Natalie began to panic.
"How are we going to get out of here?!" She cried desperately.
Before she should continue, Roth strode into the room wearing just his pants. He looked unfazed as he walked over to comfort Natalie.
"Don't worry...any of you!" he said, smiling reassuringly.
"Willis underestimates us. If we band together as a team I am sure we can all find a way out of this mess. How hard can it be!"
Roth managed to lift everybody's spirits with his optimistic words, except for Wikey, who had burst into a fit of uncontrollable and manic laughter.
"Now...Bagshot, your looking very tired. I suggest you go and get some sleep." Roth said in a commanding voice.
"Bryce is awake now I believe," he added.
Nobody challenged his decision to let Bagshot sleep first. They felt assured under his guidance that they would all get their turn. Leos guided Bagshot upstairs to the bedroom, but upon reaching it they had a nasty surprise!
Bagshot looked ready to strangle Jeff right then and there. Leos cried out at Willis. It seemed that whilst everyone had being distracted by the removal of the doors, Jeff had taken the opportunity to steal the bed...which for some reason had caused his hair to grow several inches longer, just as Bryces had.
The group eventually decided not to wake Jeff and beat the shit out of him.. It had being a selfish decision but Roth assured the group that he would be punished properly once he woke up.
As the afternoon was approaching, the poor maintenance of the downstairs toilet had led to it breaking. Willis announced his decision to remove it and replace it with a gnome as punishment for the breaking of his property.
Meanwhile, in the upstairs bathroom, the still long haired Bryce found he couldn't contain himself a moment longer and pissed himself just as he reached the one remaining toilet.
He turned around in shame to see Klaus standing by the shower, staring at him.
"Oh man Klaus...I am so embarrassed. Please don't tell anybody I did this!"
"What would you have me do Bryce? Walk out there and tell everybody it was me?" Klaus replied unsympathetically.
"Well...well...sure. Why not?"
Klaus didn't say another word. He simply walked out and left Bryce standing in the smelly puddle beneath his feet.
Klaus immediately told Roth about Bryce's humiliating accident.
"You must not tell anybody else Klaus, do you hear me?" Roth said.
"Why not, it is funny! And Bryce was a major dick yesterday!" Klaus argued.
"We must stick together if we are going to escape this place! Do not tell anyone!" Roth commanded. Klaus reluctantly agreed not to tell anyone else, as Roth made his way upstairs to the bathroom.
Roth entered and saw Bryce standing in his shame. Bryce immediately ran out of the room, the aroma of sweat and piss following him on the way out. Roth struggled to contain his pleasure at seeing Bryce in such a state, but eventually controlled himself and cleaned up the bathroom, to demonstrate the need for the group to look after each other.
Bryce showed his appreciation of the gesture by telling everyone that Roth and his weak bladder were responsible for any mess they may find in the upstairs bathroom.
Mid afternoon saw the first signs that the group were missing the downstairs toilet, as a queue developed for the upstairs bathroom.
As the group waited for Leos to finish peeing, Willis' voice echoed around the house threateningly.
"I have to say you are all taking your imprisonment very well. My game has many phases to go, and I am almost starting to feel bad for not providing you all with enough beds!"
The group looked around at each other, unconvinced that Willis had any sympathy for them.
"Ok, I don't feel bad at all. You've caught me. But your cooperation makes my game better. If you can maintain it until next morning, I will reward all of you!"
"What kind of reward are we talking about?" Natalie enquired.
"Beds. For each of you!" Willis replied.
"I think we can handle that! Don't you guys?" Roth said, smiling. Everybody nodded slowly. Perhaps things were going to get better for them. Willis continued.
"The beds won't be as fancy as the one Jeff sleeps in at the moment, but despite this I am sure-"
Willis was cut off by a loud scream coming from the bathroom.
Natalie knocked on the door gently.
"Leos...are you alright in there?" She asked in a worrying tone of voice.
Leos was not alright...for he had done something terrible.
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HE HAD BROKEN THE UPSTAIRS TOILET! |
"Oh dear Leos, that toilet cost me $30!" Willis said sternly.
"Here is a nice flamingo instead. Until you all learn to respect the importance of a clean toilet, you will have to do your business wherever you can! They have both being removed now. You can thank Leos and Jeffrey for that!"
Leos stared at the flamingo. It stared back unflinchingly, mocking him. He could not contain his rage.
"FUCK YOU WILLIS!" He screamed, before stomping the flamingo into the ground.
"Well done group! It was a good effort but you have failed my challenge and-"
"Wait a god damn minute!" Roth piped up.
"You hadn't even finished telling us the details! The challenge hasn't officially started yet!"
"Nice try Roth, but I had told everybody the rules of the game before Leos broke them. Literally broke them in fact! As a result of his lack of self discipline, you will not be having beds tomorrow. Also, to allow him time to calm down, Leos will locked out on the balcony for no less than 24 hours!"
Leos exited the bathroom with a look of resignation and guilt on his face.
"Sorry guys, but it had to be done," he said quietly.
Roth glared at him, and didn't take his eyes off him as he addressed Willis again.
"What if I made you an offer Willis."
"This is non negotiable Roth," Willis replied simply.
"You may be interested in my offer!" Roth retorted.
"Ok...let's hear it." Willis said in a bored voice.
"What if...you lock me out in Leos' place," Roth said.
"If someone is willing to pay for Leos' mistakes, how will he ever learn!" Willis replied.
There was a short silence. Roth couldn't think of anything else to say. Willis spoke again.
"However, allow me to make a counter offer."
Willis agreed to overlook Leos' outburst on the condition that both he and Roth were locked out.
The group was cut down to six as the two of them prepared to brave the 24 hour lockout together. If everyone else behaved themselves their sacrifice would be worth it.
Roth had emerged as a figure of hope amongst the group. His absence was noticeable.
It almost became disastrous when an exhausted Wikey decided to cook macaroni and cheese in the early hours of the morning.
But despite nearly passing out in front of the oven, Wikey managed to stay awake, put his cooked dinner on the floor, and...walk away.
Roth and Leos spent the night talking to keep their minds off of things. They found a mutual respect in each other. Roth appreciated Leos' bravery in standing up to Willis, and Leos respected Roth's natural leadership.
They tried not to give Willis the satisfaction of seeing them suffer, But a glance from Leos through the bedroom window at Klaus sleeping comfortably in the double bed said it all.
And by the time morning arrived the stress was starting to show.
They had to wait out lockout until 4.50pm. There was a long way to go yet, but the thought that a bed would await each of them at the end of it made it all worth while.
7am has arrived. Phase 2 is over. |
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Teos
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| Post #18: 30th Jun 2012 8:54 AM | |
oh men how will Leos and Roth survive! |  |
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| Post #19: 30th Jun 2012 9:20 AM | |
I looool'd so hard at Willis replacing the broken toilet with a gnome, and again even harder at the flamingo.
These are amazing | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
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Teos
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| Post #20: 30th Jun 2012 9:28 AM | |
And me crushing said Flamingo! Very in character! | |
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Bagshot
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| Post #21: 30th Jun 2012 1:18 PM | |
Hahaha | | |
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Bryce
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| Post #22: 30th Jun 2012 1:33 PM | |
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| Bryce how dare you go and steal the bed that wasn't for u tisk tisk. And even though he was still exhausted he fought off two more people for the bed. way to go even though your target 1. |
It was my bed to begin with. | | |
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| Post #23: 30th Jun 2012 1:43 PM | |
I like how Wikey is scheming about....books! =P | | |
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wikey
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| Post #24: 10th Jul 2012 7:08 PM | |
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7.01am
Despite the stress of the situation they found themselves in, the group was soldiering on. Klaus had took it upon himself to clean everybody's piss up, inspired by Roth's own selflessness during the previous phase, despite his clear discomfort whilst doing so.
Upstairs, Natalie rested on the bed, day dreaming.
Outside on the balcony Roth and Leos were having a rough time. Leos had passed out and Roth was praying. They had made it through the night but a long day awaited them.
As the sun rose Willis' voice rang out across the house. He couldn't hide his disappointment as he spoke.
"Well, since everybody passed my task, you have all being awarded beds." he muttered.
Everybody downstairs cheered as their rewards appeared before their eyes.
6 wonderful new beds! They weren't much to look at, but compared to the cold hard ground, they were beds fit for kings. Everybody high fived and congratulated each other, except for Klaus, who had seen the problem everyone else had missed out on.
"Only 6 willis? That means we are one short!"
Willis' sadistic laugh returned.
"On the contrary Klaus! I rewarded you all with a bed each as promised. You should find there are seven!"
"Well I should but there isn't!" Klaus replied.
Willis laughed.
"Oh Klaus! Look harder and I am sure you will see the seventh bed!"
Klaus checked every room again. He doubted he could have miscounted. Indeed there were only 6 new beds, along with the double bed, which made 7. What was willis up to. He walked downstairs, intending to check the downstairs bathroom, when something outside caught his eye.
Surely enough, there in the distance on the grass, was the seventh bed. Klaus went red with anger.
"That is not fair Willis!" He shouted.
"Why Klaus...I gave you all seven beds as you asked, you should be thankful!"
Klaus was about to continue but a sudden realisation swept over him and he composed himself.
"You know what Willis...I aren't going to give you the satisfaction. We can manage with seven beds just fine!"
"We will see Klaus...we will see!" Willis replied.
Klaus said no more and got in the bed that had appeared opposite Natalie. He fell asleep with an air of optimism. Leos, who had awoken feeling worst for wear, saw Klaus sleeping snugly in the beds that he and Roth had payed the highest price for, and didn't hide his despair at seeing this at all.
With nobody else around, he decided to take his pent up anger out on Roth.
"You think your such a great guy don't you!" Leos shouted in Roth's face.
"Eh...what?" Roth said, confused at Leos' sudden outburst.
"I know how it is. I'm the stupid bastard who almost fucked up our chances of getting beds, and your the noble hero who stepped in to keep our hopes alive!"
"I only have everybody's best interests in mind!" Roth replied assuredly.
"You think that playing this sick fucks game is the right way to go about things?" Leos exclaimed, pointing his finger at Roth threateningly.
"Leos your argument makes no sense. By appeasing to Willis we have all gained beds. We have benefited from playing his game!"
"But for how long will we benefit?!" Leos exclaimed.
"I think you need to calm down!" Roth said.
"We have played his game once now! We will be asked to play again. Next time his task might not be so easy. Eventually he might have us killing each other!" Leos cried.
"Don't be silly! God will guide us from this place soon enough!" Roth said reassuringly.
"Don't you dare bring God into this you bastard!" Leos yelled, raising his hand in anger before slapping Roth across the face.
Roth was taken aback.
"That was...unexpected...but god will forgive you if you are truly sorry."
"I am tired of your idealism old man!" Leos shouted angrily, before jumping at Roth.
Roth tried to defend himself as Leos threw fists at him repeatedly, but eventually, old age and a life spent as a pacifist saw Leos get the better of him.
"I suggest you keep your mouth shut until we are let back in the house," Leos said coldly.
Back inside the house Willis announced the groups latest task. A task so dangerous and horrific that it brought Bryce close to the point of fainting.
For you see, Willis had set everybody a most horrible task...
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| They all had to cook Macaroni and Cheese on their own by the end of the phase. |
Bryce struggled to compose himself. He had a deep hatred of cooking. It rarely ended well. He looked at the fridge miserably. The task ahead of him was going to be one which required great courage and determination.
He sighed and opened the fridge.
HE PREPARED THE INGREDIENTS!
THEN HE COOKED THEM IN A PAN!
Come the end of this most trying task, Bryce could barely look at the macaroni and cheese he himself had cooked.
For as long as it was around it would be a constant reminder of the difficulties he had endured....so he ate it.
Next it was Bagshot's turn!
Bagshot prepared the macaroni and cheese with his trademark expression of seriousness on his face. He was determined to succeed!
AND SUCCEED HE DID!
Meanwhile, Jeff pissed himself.
Right in front of the gnome!
The gnome which had replaced the broken toilet during the previous phase stared at Jeff mercilessly as piss dribbled down his trousers and all over the floor. Jeff felt that the gnome was mocking him.
Speaking of piss, Roth had passed out in his. A sad sight it was for the confident leader to be seen in such a state.
Roth remained in that position for quite a while, before Willis addressed him and Leos.
"Wake up Roth!" Willis shouted.
Roth's eyes shot open.
"What?" he said, startled.
"Get up and listen to me Roth" Willis demanded.
Roth struggled to his feet, before looking down at the yellow puddle he had been sleeping on in disgust.
"The two of you have endured my punishment of being locked out for a period of 24 hours. You will now be let back inside the house.
Roth and Leos sighed with relief as the door that had disappeared yesterday reappeared before them. Despite their struggles the past 24 hours, they couldn't help but smile at the sight of new beds as they walked back into the house.
Leos headed over to the nearest bed he could find, but just before he got in, Willis stopped him.
"Not so fast Leos! Your punishment isn't over yet."
Roth looked at Leos empathetically.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" Leos asked angrily.
"Well Leos, everybody is playing a wonderful game of cooking macaroni and cheese today, and you are next up!" Willis said gleefully.
Leos sighed. "Can't my turn wait?" he moaned.
"Certainly not!" Willis replied
Leos swore under his breath and headed downstairs. He got out the ingredients and cut that shit up.
But before he could continue...he passed out!
Not to worry though, as Wikey selflessly stepped in to put it on the stove for Leos...before walking away and forgetting about it!
SILLY MIME!
When Wikey did eventually return and saw the chaos he had caused, he calmly assessed the situation and...ran away.
Roth, despite still being exhausted from his traumatic time outside, saved the day!
Even with this setback, the group managed to complete the task Willis had set them and regained the toilets they had lost during the previous two days.
The group celebrated long through the night their triumph. The fire had kicked up everybody's adrenaline levels, and spirits where high.
As 7am approached and the third phase drew to a close, however, a mysterious door appeared next to the downstairs toilet.
Willis's labyrinth was about to get a bit bigger... |
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Teos
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| Post #25: 10th Jul 2012 7:21 PM | |
oh men poor Leos :( | |
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Teos
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| Post #26: 10th Jul 2012 7:22 PM | |
oh men word filter | |
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Boc
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| Post #27: 10th Jul 2012 7:34 PM | |
loool'd @ Jeff and the gnome
And I'm surprised Leos didn't die from the fire! |  |
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| Post #28: 10th Jul 2012 8:29 PM | |
Fantastic.
I am excite to see beyond the door. | | |
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Bryce
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| Post #29: 10th Jul 2012 9:10 PM | |
"And he dribbled his trousers right next to the gnome
*flashes gnome*"
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| Post #30: 10th Jul 2012 9:20 PM | |
This was incredible once again. I looooool'd @ SILLY MIME! | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
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