Yeah, suck it Bryce

Mercator @ 12/10/2017 13:34

For the record I am against the notion that subs are sandwiches and reject this definition of a sandwich.

Once again, as stated earlier, all the sandwich shops in the world will have to change their branding, since apparently they don't make sandwiches (whether hoagies, subs, grinders, etc.). I know that when I get a sub made at Harris Teeter tomorrow, I'll tell the woman Merc said she doesn't know how to make sandwiches.

A hotdog IS sandwiched between a bread bun, but is not a sandwich. I don't care about technical correctness or what a menu pulled from Google images might say, you will never, ever go to an eatery ANYWHERE and ask the waiter/server to list their sandwiches and hear them mention a hotdog. Nor will you go to a ballpark and flag down a 'sandwich vendor' to get your stanky, delicious hotdog.

vladykins @ 12/10/2017 11:47

Mercator @ 12/10/2017 13:44 Dadd @ 12/10/2017 11:42 You can't just say that a sandwich is a baked product, then sliced and something inserted? What if you make two small breads, don't slice them and put stuff between them? That is not a sandwich according to Vlady's definition. As a baker, I wouldn't recommend it, since your filling would fall out. So what you would have made is a mess.

It shows that your definition of a sandwich doesn't hold up.

I’m pretty sure if you ever ask someone for a hotdog sandwich you end up flagged on some FBI watchlist somewhere

Curtis @ 12/10/2017 11:55

I’m pretty sure if you ever ask someone for a hotdog sandwich you end up flagged on some FBI watchlist somewhere

The FBI bots are monitoring FE, they probably have "hotdog" on a list of codenames by now.

Also, it's called hot dogging, not sandwiching.

The porn industry has spoken.

Zersch @ 12/10/2017 13:53

A hotdog IS sandwiched between a bread bun, but is not a sandwich. I don't care about technical correctness or what a menu pulled from Google images might say, you will never, ever go to an eatery ANYWHERE and ask the waiter/server to list their sandwiches and hear them mention a hotdog. Nor will you go to a ballpark and flag down a 'sandwich vendor' to get your stanky, delicious hotdog.

spin has already shown you a list of sandwiches with hot dog on there. We can provide more of those if it helps you all through this existential crisis.

vladykins @ 12/10/2017 11:59

Zersch @ 12/10/2017 13:53 A hotdog IS sandwiched between a bread bun, but is not a sandwich. I don't care about technical correctness or what a menu pulled from Google images might say, you will never, ever go to an eatery ANYWHERE and ask the waiter/server to list their sandwiches and hear them mention a hotdog. Nor will you go to a ballpark and flag down a 'sandwich vendor' to get your stanky, delicious hotdog. spin has already shown you a list of sandwiches with hot dog on there. We can provide more of those if it helps you all through this existential crisis.

That only shows popular opinion, my god.

Mercator @ 12/10/2017 13:54

vladykins @ 12/10/2017 11:47 Mercator @ 12/10/2017 13:44 Dadd @ 12/10/2017 11:42 You can't just say that a sandwich is a baked product, then sliced and something inserted? What if you make two small breads, don't slice them and put stuff between them? That is not a sandwich according to Vlady's definition. As a baker, I wouldn't recommend it, since your filling would fall out. So what you would have made is a mess. It shows that your definition of a sandwich doesn't hold up.

No, unless you can provide an example where there is a sandwich like this that people commonly call a sandwich. Otherwise you are creating a theoretical construct that doesn't actually exist and therefore doesn't fit the definition.

Note, my definition does cover taking two slices of pizza and putting them together to make a sandwich.

It also, interestingly enough, covers ice cream sandwiches.

vladykins @ 12/10/2017 14:59

Zersch @ 12/10/2017 13:53 A hotdog IS sandwiched between a bread bun, but is not a sandwich. I don't care about technical correctness or what a menu pulled from Google images might say, you will never, ever go to an eatery ANYWHERE and ask the waiter/server to list their sandwiches and hear them mention a hotdog. Nor will you go to a ballpark and flag down a 'sandwich vendor' to get your stanky, delicious hotdog. spin has already shown you a list of sandwiches with hot dog on there. We can provide more of those if it helps you all through this existential crisis.

I just said that I don't care what the menu says. Go to that same restaurant, throw the menu out the window and ask the waiter to list their sandwiches from memory. Then apologize and retrieve the menu from outside. I bet 500 dollars they won't list a hotdog. Semantic shift, the vast majority of people do not recognize the hotdog as a sandwich.

Zersch @ 12/10/2017 13:58

Also, it's called hot dogging, not sandwiching. The porn industry has spoken.

That's because no bread or slicing is involved, unless this is what you are into, in which case I wouldn't be surprised if there isn't a "sandwiching" fetish site out there. But no, I'm not gonna look it up.

Zersch @ 12/10/2017 14:02

vladykins @ 12/10/2017 14:59 Zersch @ 12/10/2017 13:53 A hotdog IS sandwiched between a bread bun, but is not a sandwich. I don't care about technical correctness or what a menu pulled from Google images might say, you will never, ever go to an eatery ANYWHERE and ask the waiter/server to list their sandwiches and hear them mention a hotdog. Nor will you go to a ballpark and flag down a 'sandwich vendor' to get your stanky, delicious hotdog. spin has already shown you a list of sandwiches with hot dog on there. We can provide more of those if it helps you all through this existential crisis. I just said that I don't care what the menu says. Go to that same restaurant, throw the menu out the window and ask the waiter to list their sandwiches from memory. Then apologize and retrieve the menu from outside. I bet 500 dollars they won't list a hotdog. Semantic shift, the vast majority of people do not recognize the hotdog as a sandwich.

I would have from the restaurant I worked at. Though, likely, I would have given the proper name of it- all our food items were named for celebrities (such as Kurt Russell, who was the corn dog, while the Jane Fonda was a small side salad).

vladykins @ 12/10/2017 15:02

Zersch @ 12/10/2017 13:58 Also, it's called hot dogging, not sandwiching. The porn industry has spoken. That's because no bread or slicing is involved, unless this is what you are into, in which case I wouldn't be surprised if there isn't a "sandwiching" fetish site out there. But no, I'm not gonna look it up.

I just looked it up. Apparently there is one person with this fetish.

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But other fetishes, are more unusual. Like Chris, 45. ‘Eating sandwiches turns me on,’ he confessed, when he called to book Jessica. Sure enough, when she met him at his house days later, he had five plates of sandwiches made up, each with a 10-high tower on them. Ever the professional, Jessica did as her customer wanted, ordering him to scoff three cheese sandwiches, followed by four egg mayo, then three ham and pickle. By the time she was done, Chris looked ready to throw up. But he had a huge grin on his face.A bizarre turn-on by anyone’s standards. But Jessica says: ‘Who am I to judge?’

vladykins @ 12/10/2017 12:01

Mercator @ 12/10/2017 13:54 vladykins @ 12/10/2017 11:47 Mercator @ 12/10/2017 13:44 Dadd @ 12/10/2017 11:42 You can't just say that a sandwich is a baked product, then sliced and something inserted? What if you make two small breads, don't slice them and put stuff between them? That is not a sandwich according to Vlady's definition. As a baker, I wouldn't recommend it, since your filling would fall out. So what you would have made is a mess. It shows that your definition of a sandwich doesn't hold up. No, unless you can provide an example where there is a sandwich like this that people commonly call a sandwich. Otherwise you are creating a theoretical construct that doesn't actually exist and therefore doesn't fit the definition. Note, my definition does cover taking two slices of pizza and putting them together to make a sandwich. It also, interestingly enough, covers ice cream sandwiches.

So because you can't imagine it, it doesn't exist?

Can someone take a picture of two hamburger buns with a slice of cheese in the middle for me and post it somewhere, then get a link of it from google images for me?