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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #2581: 22nd May 2014 11:48 AM | |
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Grimapple
The Queen of FE
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| Post #2582: 22nd May 2014 2:11 PM | |
I have decided to apply for a job as a cashier at CVS and I don't know what to write for this cover letter I decided I should write since there's a section for them. I'm like "Uh... I am good at chatting with customers and being organized and sounding good enough for a job at Disney Word?" | |
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Raptor
lolspens
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| Post #2583: 22nd May 2014 4:08 PM | |
^I hate cover letters, especially when it is for a cashier type of job, or customer service.
"I love taking shit from asshole customers who think they own me" | |
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Dyl
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #2584: 22nd May 2014 4:50 PM | |
Im going to live very close to Dallas in a week! | "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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Patrick
Sole Survivor
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| Post #2585: 22nd May 2014 6:08 PM | |
My girlfriend is really mad at me for the first time in months. What did I do?
She picked up two iced coffees from Starbucks this morning for us to have. I woke up earlier than her and drank the wrong one. wat | | |
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Bryce
The Butcher
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| Post #2586: 22nd May 2014 6:55 PM | |
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Chris25
Head of Human Resources
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| Post #2587: 22nd May 2014 7:50 PM | |
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My girlfriend is really mad at me for the first time in months. What did I do?
She picked up two iced coffees from Starbucks this morning for us to have. I woke up earlier than her and drank the wrong one. wat |
You need to pin that bitch down and gorilla fuck her. Let her know who's in charge. | | |
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Grimapple
The Queen of FE
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| Post #2588: 22nd May 2014 7:57 PM | |
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My girlfriend is really mad at me for the first time in months. What did I do?
She picked up two iced coffees from Starbucks this morning for us to have. I woke up earlier than her and drank the wrong one. wat |
Buy her a thing that she really wants and present it as an apology gift. | |
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Grimapple
The Queen of FE
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| Post #2589: 22nd May 2014 7:57 PM | |
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^I hate cover letters, especially when it is for a cashier type of job, or customer service.
"I love taking shit from asshole customers who think they own me" |
I wrote some bullshit about how I enjoy helping customers and being friendly. | |
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dr
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| Post #2590: 22nd May 2014 8:00 PM | |
I'll try not to laugh when they call me to confirm that you are friendly and eager to help customers | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
"She essentially tore apart the Hex Girls with a simple STAT"
LUCK CREATOR | HEART HACKER | BUY GOLD BYE
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dr
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| Post #2591: 22nd May 2014 8:02 PM | |
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My girlfriend is really mad at me for the first time in months. What did I do?
She picked up two iced coffees from Starbucks this morning for us to have. I woke up earlier than her and drank the wrong one. wat |
She poisoned the one meant for you | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
"She essentially tore apart the Hex Girls with a simple STAT"
LUCK CREATOR | HEART HACKER | BUY GOLD BYE
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Dyl
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #2592: 22nd May 2014 8:20 PM | |
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My girlfriend is really mad at me for the first time in months. What did I do?
She picked up two iced coffees from Starbucks this morning for us to have. I woke up earlier than her and drank the wrong one. wat |
This makes me excited for a serious relationship.
| "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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jks
HONK HONK
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| Post #2593: 22nd May 2014 8:28 PM | |
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My girlfriend is really mad at me for the first time in months. What did I do?
She picked up two iced coffees from Starbucks this morning for us to have. I woke up earlier than her and drank the wrong one. wat |
This makes me excited for a serious relationship.
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #2594: 22nd May 2014 8:32 PM | |
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My girlfriend is really mad at me for the first time in months. What did I do?
She picked up two iced coffees from Starbucks this morning for us to have. I woke up earlier than her and drank the wrong one. wat |
This makes me excited for a serious relationship.
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Natalie
Roth
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| Post #2595: 22nd May 2014 8:34 PM | |
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My girlfriend is really mad at me for the first time in months. What did I do?
She picked up two iced coffees from Starbucks this morning for us to have. I woke up earlier than her and drank the wrong one. wat |
She'll learn, if it's that important you hide it. Stock pots here are full of candy and cookies ;) No one ever checks the stock pot.
| A lesson without pain is meaningless. That's because no one can gain without sacrificing something. But by enduring that pain and overcoming it, he shall obtain a powerful, unmatched heart. A fullmetal heart. |
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