spindoctor02 @ 17/5/2017 8:04

I was just going to 'take my ball and go home', because I'm sick of DS' shit, but that's not fair to the mods. Plus, I just hit Summer Break, and I've got nothing to do for the next 2 weeks, so I'd love to not be dead D1. Since I'm going to be sitting at my computer for the next, oh 6 hours or so, I'm going to hold an AMA. Let'er rip.

Okay, I have a whole lot of things I would really like answers to. I hope you are ready, as your fate may depend on it.

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
If God sneezes, what should you say?
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be Congress?
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?
What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?
What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?
Is a hotdog a sandwich?

ignore that second one. was having issues with the page loading

thisisbad @ 17/5/2017 6:50

Darren Sanders @ 17/5/2017 8:29 ZacharyB @ 17/5/2017 6:12 Darren Sanders @ 17/5/2017 9:02 This has all been a reaction test. Make day 1 great again. I rolled my eyes Btw still day cop and still have guilty on spin It's a good thing you haven't destroyed your credibility

Or did I actually instead rebuild my safety?

Timmah @ 17/5/2017 9:47

spindoctor02 @ 17/5/2017 8:04 I was just going to 'take my ball and go home', because I'm sick of DS' shit, but that's not fair to the mods. Plus, I just hit Summer Break, and I've got nothing to do for the next 2 weeks, so I'd love to not be dead D1. Since I'm going to be sitting at my computer for the next, oh 6 hours or so, I'm going to hold an AMA. Let'er rip. Okay, I have a whole lot of things I would really like answers to. I hope you are ready, as your fate may depend on it.

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
Both of them. I only go to the theaters with the nice reclining seats with no shared arm rests.

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Yes, because the person they ran over is closer. Let someone else go get the original caller.

If God sneezes, what should you say?
Gahzundheit (or however it's spelled)

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
The feather. The horse's name was Steve.

Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Because he'd never be able to put on his skates. Plus, the idea of a goalie fight would be non-existent, so the league wouldn't allow it.

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be Congress?
Yes?

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Probably those purse-chihuahuas.

What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?
I know the chemical formula for most of the materials than make us the rocks on this planet (and likely all the other planets too). Although, that may be more useless and not ridiculous, but close enough.

What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
I'm more of a reactionary, situational comic, so, umm, pass?

In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?
A collection of porn and things people do to waste time while waiting for porn to load.

What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?
Brother/Sister

Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Yes, because it is meat between two pieces of bread. Although, the meat requirement is slacking in the past couple of years.

spindoctor02 @ 17/5/2017 15:42

Lamps @ 17/5/2017 1:12 ##lynch Spin I kind of believe DS. If it's some personal thing and he's lying then I still think Spin looks bad for pretty much throwing the towel. If this is a play and they are both scum then Spin is still a good lynch. If we let this rest then this discussion will keep going on and on so I'm not in favor of another lynch at this point. Lamps @ 17/5/2017 9:33 I'm not surprised. I think the personal attack defense was pretty weak but I'm ok with unlynching for now. ##unlynch Interesting set of consecutive posts. Scum trying to jump on an obvious lynch train? Random.org is right again!

Why do you say that? Based on the info that was out there you were the best lynch period.

spindoctor02 @ 17/5/2017 9:57

Timmah @ 17/5/2017 9:47 spindoctor02 @ 17/5/2017 8:04 I was just going to 'take my ball and go home', because I'm sick of DS' shit, but that's not fair to the mods. Plus, I just hit Summer Break, and I've got nothing to do for the next 2 weeks, so I'd love to not be dead D1. Since I'm going to be sitting at my computer for the next, oh 6 hours or so, I'm going to hold an AMA. Let'er rip. Okay, I have a whole lot of things I would really like answers to. I hope you are ready, as your fate may depend on it. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Both of them. I only go to the theaters with the nice reclining seats with no shared arm rests. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? Yes, because the person they ran over is closer. Let someone else go get the original caller. If God sneezes, what should you say? Gahzundheit (or however it's spelled) In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"? The feather. The horse's name was Steve. Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? Because he'd never be able to put on his skates. Plus, the idea of a goalie fight would be non-existent, so the league wouldn't allow it. If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be Congress? Yes? If animals could talk, which would be the rudest? Probably those purse-chihuahuas. What’s the most ridiculous fact you know? I know the chemical formula for most of the materials than make us the rocks on this planet (and likely all the other planets too). Although, that may be more useless and not ridiculous, but close enough. What is the funniest joke you know by heart? I'm more of a reactionary, situational comic, so, umm, pass? In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet? A collection of porn and things people do to waste time while waiting for porn to load. What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child? Brother/Sister Is a hotdog a sandwich? Yes, because it is meat between two pieces of bread. Although, the meat requirement is slacking in the past couple of years.

A hot dog bun isn't 2 pieces of bread though. It's 1 continuous piece that is long enough to wrap the dog. Maybe DS was on to something about you being scum!


Side note: I is disappointed in Timmah for not asking Spin his view on pineapple on a pizza.

If you can fit your 'hot dog' into the bun and not have it split into two, then you need to get a bigger hot dog. Although, I'm sure you hear that all the time.

Spins used to big dogs splitting his buns

Shittier Ahoda @ 17/5/2017 10:06

Side note: I is disappointed in Timmah for not asking Spin his view on pineapple on a pizza.

I think I've made my feelings on pineapple on pizza known before, but I can do it again.

Hawaiian pizza (or any variant where Canadian Bacon is the main ingredient) can go to hell. I'd rather eat a veggie pizza.

However, one of my favorite cheap delivery choices when I'm too lazy to put on pants and go out, is Pepperoni-Pineapple-Jalapeno-Bacon. It's a decent combo of spicy, sweet, and lots of meat.

Every game i think Day one can't get any goofier. I am never disappointed.

Is it weird that I don't want to agree with Spin right now, but i would totally lynch Lamps?

thisisbad @ 17/5/2017 16:13

Is it weird that I don't want to agree with Spin right now, but i would totally lynch Lamps?

OK?

Sry I really don't get it but go ahead.

So, we are still lynching the liar right?

Timmah @ 17/5/2017 7:23

So, we are still lynching the liar right?

You mean the day cop with guilty on spin?

Timmah @ 17/5/2017 10:23

So, we are still lynching the liar right?

This is mafia. Please be more specific.