I just got woken up like this:



Gradually, more and more of my best friends came piling in to my room. And the last one was Sansa, who my final friend chucked at me as I lay in the bed.

I wish I could always wake up like that :(

courtesy of the White House's Tumblr

lettuce



and his mustache.... mustardche

For once in my life, there was a centipede in the kitchen and it didn't startle the shit out of me

Drrr @ 5/5/2014 3:24

For once in my life, there was a centipede in the kitchen and it didn't startle the shit out of me

There was a centipede in my bedroom last night! Biggest darn thing I ever saw. On the wall! Those mothers climb walls! Is there any worse timing than right before turning out the lights to go to bed??

For anyone who enjoys Pokemon Battles... this one was insanely epic:

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-116816305

Christian @ 5/5/2014 7:41

Drrr @ 5/5/2014 3:24 For once in my life, there was a centipede in the kitchen and it didn't startle the shit out of me There was a centipede in my bedroom last night! Biggest darn thing I ever saw. On the wall! Those mothers climb walls! Is there any worse timing than right before turning out the lights to go to bed??

Oh god I would freak out if they made it up to my bedroom. It's bad enough turning on the lights and having one slither out right in front of you

I was rooting for Rajagopal.

I was bummed when he lost.

I had a dream Curtis gave Tim a full case of frozen broccoli for being the best poster on FE. This happened at Wal-Mart moments after my van was tipped onto it's side by a freight truck.

I have fucking issues.

You deserve it Tim!

I legit bought a crap ton of broccoli yesterday. I'll have the man reimburse me, as LL Cool Jay says in his hit song Head sprung.

My two Fakebook's tombstones:

Spoiler	+

Dr. Wirey's sounds more accurate.

The first one was the same as mine. And how ironic for your second one!

That fucking centipede found its way back inside