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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #2326: 25th Apr 2014 7:44 PM | |
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Palm Springs is great.
I got kicked off the golf course for not wearing proper attire! :) |
Did you flee from the security guards and do the ole'.....gold cart trick? ;) | |
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Quizmaster Vern!
Of the people for the people
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| Post #2327: 25th Apr 2014 7:46 PM | |
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Palm Springs is great.
I got kicked off the golf course for not wearing proper attire! :) |
Did you flee from the security guards and do the ole'.....gold cart trick? ;) |
Oh ho!!!!
I did my newest trick instead!
The "fake British man" trick!!!! Ha ha!!
I pretended to be a Brit and send "fancy a hole of nine!?" And then played a bit more until they got really mad. | --------------------
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YAW YAW YAW WINNER OF FELL GUYS! |
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jks
HONK HONK
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| Post #2328: 26th Apr 2014 9:31 AM | |
omg Ami <3
bring her to ORGs | | |
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Bryce
The Butcher
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| Post #2329: 26th Apr 2014 11:29 PM | |
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Kobe Wezz 10:13 pm
Breaking lighynulbs for the king of england is here
Boo Bernis 10:15 pm
Oh.
Kobe Wezz 10:15 pm
mfucj m n
Fucj ma is
Boo Bernis 10:15 pm
You're a real help.
Kobe Wezz 10:15 pm
Fuck man
I'm half asleep brought
Kobe Wezz 10:17 pm
Man I already gave you a script
But I aunt an expert tbsj passed on me so
You actually got xalked
Capped
Called
Nawsaying
Texting is hard
Boo Bernis 10:27 pm
Oh I woke you up. Whoops! Don't leave it on!
Night!
Kobe Wezz 10:28 pm
I canr turbv it off not power burrito us brokeb |
KC's drinking problems... | | |
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KC
Shooore
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| Post #2330: 27th Apr 2014 12:20 AM | |
I don't drink you fucking goon you woke me up | 
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Bryce
The Butcher
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| Post #2331: 27th Apr 2014 12:42 AM | |
Well if your power burrito wasn't broken... | | |
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Kiwi
Detective Bollig
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| Post #2332: 27th Apr 2014 2:51 AM | |
Glad KC hasn't become one of those fake drunk people. | | |
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KC
Shooore
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| Post #2333: 27th Apr 2014 3:07 AM | |
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| Well if your power burrito wasn't broken... |
Auto-correct is a sonvabitch. The keypad on the droid is fucking tiny, I got fat stubby fingers and I was half asleep. Also that first message was cause I thought you were a girl I was talking to before that was discussing breaking lightbulbs for the king of England. I don't know man. You know that feeling when you're laying in total darkness and then you look at the phone in your drowsiness and that bright LED just shines in your face and blinds you for life? Yo that shit sucks.
In other news, I never fell back asleep and I work in about 40 minutes. Today is gonna be a fun day. I'm also feeling really fucking sick right now cause my dinner was mashing 1/4 of a chocolate ice cream tub into a glass and pouring Dr. Pepper on top of it. |
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Boc
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| Post #2334: 27th Apr 2014 11:59 AM | |
Wow way to go Bryce |  |
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Bryce
The Butcher
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| Post #2335: 27th Apr 2014 2:27 PM | |
You're welcome! | | |
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Quizmaster Vern!
Of the people for the people
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| Post #2336: 27th Apr 2014 9:28 PM | |
Sansa went in the pool today and hated it. | --------------------
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Grimapple
The Queen of FE
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| Post #2337: 27th Apr 2014 9:39 PM | |
No one thought to check this against an actual phone's message screen...
Also, if this were me talking to my kid, it'd be like:
"All my friends shave, Mom!!"
"Yeah okay, you go on and shave. Go on and learn about how long it takes to be sure you shaved all the hair off your legs and whatever else you're gonna shave, all as you curse the tiny razor head for being hard to fully rinse. You do that and then wait and learn the crushing feeling of noticing later in gym class that you missed whole sections of hair...
AND CLEAN OUT THE GODDAMN TUB AFTERWARD." | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #2338: 27th Apr 2014 9:41 PM | |
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| Sansa went in the pool today and hated it. |
Did she look like this
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Quizmaster Vern!
Of the people for the people
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| Post #2339: 27th Apr 2014 9:44 PM | |
Why yes! But then she ran away and got super dirty in a pile of dirt. So I had to chase her down (which took forever) and throw her back in the pool... again!
She wouldn't stop shaking :( She was so scared :( | --------------------
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Shawn
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| Post #2340: 27th Apr 2014 9:46 PM | |
I would have loved to see you run around chasing a tiny dog lol | lol  lol |
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