Sorry about the delay guys. I kept thinking what picture to draw in this and came up with nothing, but I'll make up for it next segment.
I went with Helios ultimately.
Oh who is this guy?
Well that's very nice of you.
I'd say so. Thanks mister I could have fallen into that hole.
Oh so it's the slowpoke well.
Locals be crazy.
Somehow I find this hard to believe but it's pokemon anything is possible.
Also, goddamn that's a lot written on one little sign.
Finally made it to Azalea town. This is where the second gym is. Though I don't want to rush into that just yet.
Now that I think about it I could use some balls. People are always telling me to get some.
God bless Kurt. *thunder clap*
Just grabbing some fruit off Kurt's tree, but it's not a berry... it's a
WHT APPRICORN.
I'm Malion from New Bark Town, and this is my partner Paulus.
Paulus: Toto-toto-dile!
We're here get get balls.
Yes I need balls in my hand or I'll go crazy.
Is it because your daughter is in the room?
Rocket? I can only assume they are a team of Hawaiians who partake in extreme sports.
Oh! Well I was pretty close.
darn evil gang not doing what they are supposed to do.
Oh shit! Remember Slowpoketails? That guy tried to sell me one for a million pokebucks. I sure hope that Samaritan from earlier stops them from going in the well!
A History of Violence, Chapter 1.
Pretty ballsy Kurt.
Sorry kid there is pokemons to save your grandpa left you all alone for JUSTICE.
Hmm, where did the Samaritan go? Oh well, in after you Kurt!
Hi Kurt didn't make it far did you?
They had guards up there?
He took a little tumble down the well.
I think I have a berry that heal paralysis. If you want it.
I could take your pokemon for you if it means that much to you. I'd hate to risk my pokemon for your endeavor.
I'm guessing you want me to do this for you then... damn.
oh it's the Samaritan! Hey wanna help me beat these villains?
Oh man, he must have thought you were one of those criminal rocket guys.
Oh no that's terrible. Are you ok man?
Woah man. Calm down I'm your friend here. It's Team Rocket that's the bad guys.
WAAIIIIT
Wait a minute.... you... you're a rocket guy? All this time? You're the one cutting off SLOWPOKE's tails? I TRUSTED YOU SAMARITAN!
Oh, IT'S ON now!
Made quick work of your shitty mons.
Your day? What about my day? I've been seriously misled here.
Why the heck would you do something like that? It just seems extreme.
But that... that's just evil.
and then he subtly handed me
this photograph and said "'remember us"
I quickly throw the picture away and make a run for it.
Oh lawd more Samaritans!
Yes
I was afraid you'd say that.
Grunt? What a lovely name for a lovely lady.
Hupu beat they ass.
Snakes why does it always have to be snakes!
Hupu was poisoned but at least we won it!
I may be bad, but I'm not a brat. I hate brats... they are the wurst. *wokka wokka*
Because they... hmm actually I dunno. I'm sure PETA is having a field day with this one though.
((offscreen I use an antidote to cure hupu's poison))
Yeah, leave Slowpokes alone right now, I mean it!
Kiwi and Natalie can ruin it for you (:
((And then I kicked his ass))
That's a big 1-4 Wikey.
Harder Faster Stronger.
I can only imagine.
I wonder if it's like PBandJ with the crust cut off...
just taking a leisurely stroll through an illegal pokemon body harvesting location.
I'd be silly to expect any sort of non-battle in this game.
It's Grunts all the way down it seems.
Oh snap his koffing is a level higher than Leos.
Paralyzer!
And he's gonnnnne.
Slowly making all my pokepals match!
He's gonna go tell his grunt I'm sure.
VH1s Behind the Criminal Organisation.
They stole a LOT of ground type pokemon in this timespan.
What? Fun? This is a serious matter. On another note you got any popcorn?
Oh wait did they just leave? I missed the trouble stirring. And I had a pocket full of $1s too.
Yes Kurt how great of you to notice, and be able to walk now that there is NO chance of being caught.
Yes let's I just need to adjust my hat and then I-
Eeep! Wormhole!
You have any brass that would make a ball cover.
Ohh the Lure Ball, a ball that works pretty much only when you go fishing. I should start doing that!
Appricorns you say? Sounds familiar.
oh ooh wait I have that.
Yes I repeat I do have some
WHT ones.
Make it look good maaahn.
ooh... kay? This will take 24hours real time mind you. See you then.
Ok which idiot let the Pokes out?
... why am I here you ask? Well this is technically a cave so wild pokemon are here, but I failed to see a single one all last trip so I'm doubling back to catch hopefully something good.
C'mon big money big money no whammies.... STOP.
Hahaha yes how fitting!
gotta get it gotta get it!
was there ever a doubt? ha-ha!
Well looks like we have a new addition!
From the sound of it that tail is fucking delicious. ahhh, sorry Slowpoke I'm not going to eat you I swear.
And here we are again (so close to a Gym Leader battler)
Who is this pokemon here?
