No. I'll be able to look back and ask myself "how did you maintain patience and not kill her?"

Ahoda Destroyer Of Worlds @ 27/2/2021 17:03

No. I'll be able to look back and ask myself "how did you maintain patience and not kill her?"

Either way, you'll get through it. See?

Your wife is not good at edging?

Ahoda Destroyer Of Worlds @ 27/2/2021 16:03

No. I'll be able to look back and ask myself "how did you maintain patience and not kill her?"

I've said/thought this exact thing every time I am required to buy a piece of Ikea furniture.

Thisisbourbon @ 27/2/2021 18:54

Your wife is not good at edging?

I had her painting the pantry today. No need to edge. She painted the floor more then the walls. She thinks the roller goes until it can't go any more so the ceiling and floor get a good coat

Spin @ 27/2/2021 19:12

Ahoda Destroyer Of Worlds @ 27/2/2021 16:03 No. I'll be able to look back and ask myself "how did you maintain patience and not kill her?" I've said/thought this exact thing every time I am required to buy a piece of Ikea furniture.

Wife works for ikea. She puts that trash together. And half the time she messes it up and needs me to fix it.

Ahoda Destroyer Of Worlds @ 27/2/2021 17:54

Spin @ 27/2/2021 19:12 Ahoda Destroyer Of Worlds @ 27/2/2021 16:03 No. I'll be able to look back and ask myself "how did you maintain patience and not kill her?" I've said/thought this exact thing every time I am required to buy a piece of Ikea furniture. Wife works for ikea. She puts that trash together. And half the time she messes it up and needs me to fix it.

So, you are saying you don't need a hex wrench? I was just about to drop a couple in the mail for you.

Spin @ 27/2/2021 19:57

Ahoda Destroyer Of Worlds @ 27/2/2021 17:54 Spin @ 27/2/2021 19:12 Ahoda Destroyer Of Worlds @ 27/2/2021 16:03 No. I'll be able to look back and ask myself "how did you maintain patience and not kill her?" I've said/thought this exact thing every time I am required to buy a piece of Ikea furniture. Wife works for ikea. She puts that trash together. And half the time she messes it up and needs me to fix it. So, you are saying you don't need a hex wrench? I was just about to drop a couple in the mail for you.

No! Those God damn hex wrenches are things nightmares are made out of.

Ahoda Destroyer Of Worlds @ 27/2/2021 18:53

Thisisbourbon @ 27/2/2021 18:54 Your wife is not good at edging? I had her painting the pantry today. No need to edge. She painted the floor more then the walls. She thinks the roller goes until it can't go any more so the ceiling and floor get a good coat

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=Edging&=true :(

mal @ 22/7/2020 16:17

wikey @ 22/7/2020 17:14 Are you going to prison Mal? I sure hope not. I know this sounds sketchy but I didn't apply for unemployment I just had money added to my account I didn't ask for and apparently it's a pretty common fraud to try to get peoples' $600 unemployment benefit? It is weird they just put it in my account and not one they set up? But I read this is like a mule scam where they try to call and get me to wire them the money? Little do they know I'm a millennial so I don't answer the phone!

Ok so update on this. I've been holding onto this money for months now afraid that the government would charge for me it or screw me on my tax returns but I just found out last week that my job has a sort of partial unemployment if we don't get enough work we get an unemployment check for that week but literally nobody told me this was a thing so I've just been carrying around this money like it was a debt bomb about to explode but no it's just my money which is good because I've already spent half of it and I've been worried!

Ahoda tell us about “Sex with Ahoda”

Your entire Facebook seems really into it

Not many likes its just 3 time fox champion vern @ 28/2/2021 15:05

Ahoda tell us about “Sex with Ahoda” Your entire Facebook seems really into it

It was a drink I made up when I was bartending. It was a hit

My grandma's been pretty sick lately, not covid, just age related issues that got FAR worse than they needed to be because she didn't wanna fuss before her doctors appointment in a month so she didnt complain.

we have to get her to start laying down more and put her feet up but she refuses. She thinks she's doing a good job. She just had this conversation today:

My Aunt: "YOU. NEED. TO. REST. Take it easy for once you're 90 damn years old for god's sake!!!"
Grandma: "Oh I been taking it easy. The last 3 times I didn't shovel at all"

thinking about teaching her how to use a tablet and go on facebook so she has something to do with her legs up. Weighing the pros and cons

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This is a preemptive FU to Daylight Saving Time for stealing an hour of sleep from me tonight.