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I just noticed there are random quotes below the "Add Reply" button and they change. What is that??

oven roasted curtis with country vegetabnaws @ 22/7/2020 22:46

I just noticed there are random quotes below the "Add Reply" button and they change. What is that??

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Oh the adventures in parenting...

My 3 yr old, just woke up from his nap, took off his pullup, peed all over his bedroom floor, then managed to empty an entire bottle of baby powder into the room, and then found an ink stamp pad, and proceeded to turn his hands, side of his face, and his entire "junk" black, before running out into my bedroom, grabbing my wife's makeup bag, and trying to "fix it" before we noticed.

This is what all you youngsters can look forward to in the future.

Spin @ 23/7/2020 18:21

Oh the adventures in parenting... My 3 yr old, just woke up from his nap, took off his pullup, peed all over his bedroom floor, then managed to empty an entire bottle of baby powder into the room, and then found an ink stamp pad, and proceeded to turn his hands, side of his face, and his entire "junk" black, before running out into my bedroom, grabbing my wife's makeup bag, and trying to "fix it" before we noticed. This is what all you youngsters can look forward to in the future.

Not dissimilar to running FE

"I literally choked on my ice tea...which happens like only 22 or 3 times a year" - Henry

https://twitter.com/RepVernonJones/status/1286827729250332672

vern he stole your shit

Wow that’s total fuckin bullshit. Which one of you guys sold out my slogan!!!

bought my first new vehicle yesterday, 2020 Subaru crosstrek. Super pumped but hasn't hit me yet. I'm sure that will change once I officially get it next week.

Grats jamie. Hope it gives years if happiness and great motoring

So my wife had a hamster as a classroom pet last year. She quit teaching, so we found it a home. We cleaned out the cage and got him all ready to go.


The lady came and got it, drove 30 miles home, and the little bastard was dead.

primate @ 1/8/2020 15:08

So my wife had a hamster as a classroom pet last year. She quit teaching, so we found it a home. We cleaned out the cage and got him all ready to go. The lady came and got it, drove 30 miles home, and the little bastard was dead.

Wow what a jerk

2 years is about all you will get out of a hamster. And that’s if it isn’t traumatized by kids.

Hamsters should not be left alone with children. When I was a kid, I had several.

One time me, my sister and cousin thought it would be a good idea to 'christen' my first hamster by dunking its head under a running tap.

Another time I put one in a washing up basket and forgot about it, and it was only discovered hours later, been squashed against the side of the basket by dirty clothing.

I also remember one time pretending that one was a remote control car and dragging it across the carpet.

And I was always fascinated at how their eyes bulged out when you squeezed them.

Amazingly all of them lived long lives and seemed happy enough when they weren't been tortured by me.

that's because they had Jesus on their side Wikey