the closest I’m legally allowed to get near Shadow :(

Final product on the car

Looks good DS

Went Skydiving last weekend, was pretty epic. Crossed a big one off my bucket list.

hell yeah. I want to try that one day

Ahoda @ 23/8/2019 5:39

hell yeah. I want to try that one day

I did it back in the early 90's. Was pretty neat.

At water country USA and it’s pouring right now so we’re under a pavilion while the storm passes. I mom is bringing back some food to her family and her son screams at her for getting his “burger wet”. Ungrateful little shit

I'm watching videos of people enacting genocide on wasps and yellow jackets because one attacked me on my porch. I immediately came inside and started plotting the downfall of it and its entire dynasty.

Seems I need a shop vac and/or a homemade meat trap. I honestly don't think I ever learned that yellow jackets and wasps were carnivorous. I thought they were just raging assholes.

Ahoda @ 23/8/2019 14:51

At water country USA and it’s pouring right now so we’re under a pavilion while the storm passes. I mom is bringing back some food to her family and her son screams at her for getting his “burger wet”. Ungrateful little shit

Honestly Ahoda just go over there and dole out a free-range ass whoopin' on that brat.

All burgers are wet burgers if they're juicy.

Zersch @ 23/8/2019 14:55

Ahoda @ 23/8/2019 14:51 At water country USA and it’s pouring right now so we’re under a pavilion while the storm passes. I mom is bringing back some food to her family and her son screams at her for getting his “burger wet”. Ungrateful little shit Honestly Ahoda just go over there and dole out a free-range ass whoopin' on that brat. All burgers are wet burgers if they're juicy.

You’re my spirit animal

Zersch @ 23/8/2019 14:55

Ahoda @ 23/8/2019 14:51 At water country USA and it’s pouring right now so we’re under a pavilion while the storm passes. I mom is bringing back some food to her family and her son screams at her for getting his “burger wet”. Ungrateful little shit Honestly Ahoda just go over there and dole out a free-range ass whoopin' on that brat. All burgers are wet burgers if they're juicy.

Kid’s gonna catch a BEAT

Shoulda claimed

What shit luck for it to rain while you're at a water park

I learned what a “camel cricket” was the other day because one appeared in my apartment and I killed it and I’ve never seen so much bug juice left behind. IT CREEPED ME THE FUCK OUT. So much so that I couldn’t sleep and I bought a dehumidifier on Amazon at 12:30am.

We call them mule crickets or spider crickets. They are pretty weird looking bugs.