This guy: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.thisisinsider.com/pickle-sandwiches-no-bread-deli-2019-4

https://www.express.co.uk/videos/6026273891001/Saturday-Night-Live-Emma-Stone-stars-in-The-Actress-sketch

This scene kills me.
Jared! Someone broke in and stole my left ugg boot!

Mercasaurus @ 16/4/2019 18:49

Yesterday I bought some frozen pizza that looked good, ham & Swiss cheese. Got home super late, was hungry so I opened it. It had MUSTARD AND PICKLES on it!!! What sick fuck made this pizza? I took a couple of bites and felt like throwing up.

Sounds like you bought a cuban-sandwich pizza. Actually doesn't sound terrible.

jamie @ 16/4/2019 21:03

https://www.express.co.uk/videos/6026273891001/Saturday-Night-Live-Emma-Stone-stars-in-The-Actress-sketch This scene kills me. Jared! Someone broke in and stole my left ugg boot!

the Emma Stone episodes are always fun.

So I've pretty much made the decision that I'm going to move back to NY within a year or two.

KC @ 17/4/2019 9:16

So I've pretty much made the decision that I'm going to move back to NY within a year or two.

Mastic

Welcome back to a real timezone

Curtis @ 17/4/2019 6:35

KC @ 17/4/2019 9:16 So I've pretty much made the decision that I'm going to move back to NY within a year or two. Mastic

No. Won't be anywhere close to the city. Looking into it, Buffalo actually has... lower housing costs than where I currently live in the middle of nowhere. I've been wanting to move up north to Salt Lake or Provo but the cost of living is astronomical for a single man. But my recently ruined vacation to CO and being so bummed to be back home kinda makes me realize how much I hate living in UT in general.

The main road block in moving for me has been housing expenses, but the prices there are too good to pass up.

The main thing that kind of sparked this thought in my head was the scare I had over my job a few weeks back that I still kind of currently have. If I were to lose my job tomorrow, where would I go? Well, in Price, I wouldn't be able to really go anywhere. I could start from scratch somewhere I guess. But there's nothing here. So I could transfer to a store in Salt Lake where I couldn't afford to live. Or I could move to a state I actually like and have options.

I haven't actually told anyone of this plan yet but I'm pretty much set in my heart. I don't have much left here. A lot of my friends have moved and I burned a lot of bridges too. Small towns fucking suck. Everyone knows everyone's business and I'm tired of it. I want to be able to just blend the fuck in. My dad probably will not like it very much but with him finally getting his disability checks, he'll be able to afford the mortgage here so long as there is a regular tenant.

Walker!

Tommy Hero bit Walker while I was in CO :(

No no no

Today I learned that TSA doesn’t allow containers of cream cheese in your carry on, but does allow thick cream cheese icing on cookies. Gotta love logic.

Ender @ 17/4/2019 13:18

Today I learned that TSA doesn’t allow containers of cream cheese in your carry on, but does allow thick cream cheese icing on cookies. Gotta love logic.

TSA made me throw out my 4 ounce bottle of contact solution when I flew over Spring Break. Apparently a half-empty 4 ounce bottle is no good, but a full 3.4 ounce bottle is just fine.

Just got email confirmation that my volunteer visa got approved, so I’m officially going to Israel for the summer!! Leaving mid-May for Birthright and then working on a kibbutz for a few months before I move out to Oregon to start my new job. Really really excited about this new phase of my life after a rough last one :)