Mercator @ 13/2/2019 15:03

It's kinda your thing

Nah, our thing is more sticking our nose into shit we really don’t need to be in, destabilizing the guys we decide are “Bad” and trying to install guys who are gonna be friends to us then turn into tyrants later on. Also putting our soldiers into no win situations and expecting them to be perfect.
Oh, and half assing shit in the name of not killing innocent civilians.

No if I was in charge war would be very rare. Cause I’d do everything I could to avoid it. Then When it became obvious war was inevitable. I would Nuke their ass.

jamie @ 13/2/2019 16:12

wow christian you’re a monster

but a resourceful one.

Christian @ 13/2/2019 15:00

we interrupt this regularly scheduled program with this breaking news: (apologies in advance to Spider) Yesterday when I sat down at the computer desk, I noticed a spider coming down from the ceiling on a web almost right in front of my face. There was still some time before it'd reach the ground, so I assessed the surrounding areas to see what I could use in my efforts to defeat this invader. I thought, okay, I can step on it when it lands, but do I really want spider guts on the bottom of my slipper? (yes, I was wearing old man slippers) Then I spied a pair of scissors on the desk and some paper. I grabbed the scissors and snipped the web above the spider and it fell to the floor. I think it was stunned because it landed quicker than it had intended. Then I took a (used) piece of paper and put it over top the spider before I stepped on it. Then I left it there while I conducted my business on FE. Eventually, he was disposed of. And now, back to the discussion on the World Wars.

Wow, you killed Dale. Dale was telling me how excited he was to look after you. He was making sure to get rid of all the pesky little intruders for you.

He deserved better than an used piece of paper for his untimely death.

RIP Dale the Spider


P.S. He told me he had recently read Charlotte's Web and was inspired to write you a lovely message for Valentine's

Is Dale related to Dave the octopus?

They are distant cousins, twice removed. Their ancestors got a little freaky back in the day.

Who would kill a spider though?

Spiders are awesome. I'm glad I daykilled you in mafia that time now Christian

Mike @ 13/2/2019 21:12

Who would kill a spider though? Spiders are awesome. I'm glad I daykilled you in mafia that time now Christian

it should not have gotten in my face. Next time I see one, I'll throw it in an envelope and send it off to England.

You need to get a spider catcher

Mike @ 13/2/2019 22:32

You need to get a spider catcher

like a dog or cat or lizard? lol
how does a spider catcher work?

Christian @ 13/2/2019 21:37

Mike @ 13/2/2019 22:32 You need to get a spider catcher like a dog or cat or lizard? lol how does a spider catcher work?

Sticky pad.

Havo @ 13/2/2019 22:39

Christian @ 13/2/2019 21:37 Mike @ 13/2/2019 22:32 You need to get a spider catcher like a dog or cat or lizard? lol how does a spider catcher work? Sticky pad.

and then what?

Do what my wife does: Catch it in a cup and take it outside and set it free to keep your house protected from other more annoying bugs.

Spiders are pretty cool.

My grandfather's family were hiding refugees from Finland during WW2.

Nuclear weapons was a mistake.