either my computer is having a nervous breakdown or i am

oh no

what happen

It's just very GLITCHY

It feels like there's an autocorrect going, but it's on my desktop and it's not very good at it, and my cursor started spasming out

I ran a virus check and got nothing but I'm wondering if Windows 10 had something get activated that wasn't supposed to be active

Either that or my typing last night was 10x worse than usual even when I was paying attention (:

My smoke detector is "chirping" upstairs and now I have to go see if I even have a battery and go change it so I can sleep tonight. I hate safety.

naw

droonk

wow, what did you say!?

I found a 9 volt battery and fixed it btw - yay me.

I was pondering whether or not a smoke alarm could set on fire, and if so, what might happen in such an instance. Would it set off as it slowly burned away? Or would it just burn and give you no warning? Then I thought the whole question was lame and rubbish so deleted it all.

Anyway I'm glad you found a battery, safety first!

Mike @ 2/1/2019 23:32

I was pondering whether or not a smoke alarm could set on fire, and if so, what might happen in such an instance. Would it set off as it slowly burned away? Or would it just burn and give you no warning? Then I thought the whole question was lame and rubbish so deleted it all. Anyway I'm glad you found a battery, safety first!

Oh, thanks for not wanting me to burn up. I don't think it could set on fire, just wouldn't warn you.

Life is sort of returning to normal- met a few crazy client deadlines and had two new big clients come for additional work at the same time.

After spending 20+ minutes looking for the original "is a hot dog a sandwich" thread, and getting bogged down in too many pages in the search request (did you know, there are at least 26 pages of threads containing the phrase hot dog in them?), I'll just put this here.

Apparently, Joey Chestnut, the famous competition eater, has weighed in on the subject. When asked if a hot dog is a sandwich, his response was "Absolutely not".

https://twitter.com/slmandel/status/1081436214308134912

https://twitter.com/pottermore/status/1081242428105998336

Rowling pls stop

Spin @ 5/1/2019 3:23

After spending 20+ minutes looking for the original "is a hot dog a sandwich" thread, and getting bogged down in too many pages in the search request (did you know, there are at least 26 pages of threads containing the phrase hot dog in them?), I'll just put this here. Apparently, Joey Chestnut, the famous competition eater, has weighed in on the subject. When asked if a hot dog is a sandwich, his response was "Absolutely not". https://twitter.com/slmandel/status/1081436214308134912

That's because he doesn't want to be considered a "competitive sandwich eater" because then he'd have to compete against people who eat club sandwiches. That shit is difficult to wolf down, especially if the bacon is crispy and the toothpicks are still in there.

His opinion is thus devalued. Oscar Mayer is a hot dog expert (not just someone who wolfs them down for publicity) and their verdict is it is a sandwich.

Mercator @ 5/1/2019 8:36

https://twitter.com/pottermore/status/1081242428105998336 Rowling pls stop

I love the faux scholarly responses:

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TKBWANEIT ‏ @tkb13gr 6h6 hours ago Although, fair to say, in Tudor times and prior, wealthier families, such as the Tudors would go to the bog anywhere because they could, they had servants to clean it up, same with wizards and witches; although instead of servants cleaning it up, they use magic