Vernon made a girl cry on her birthday once. She wants to still be friends, but does Vernon want to be her friend though? He said yes...but does he really? Her name's Robette.

It's a pretty common name.

I didnt make her cry on purpose. I felt bad but it was for the greater good.

King Frosti :) @ 10/8/2013 22:05

I didnt make her cry on purpose. I felt bad but it was for the greater good.

Did you tell her that the dress made her look fat?

no im not mean BRO.

she was really clingy. and was really into me. i didnt want that.

King Frosti :) @ 11/8/2013 17:28

no im not mean BRO. she was really clingy. and was really into me. i didnt want that.

Yeah, girls that are aloof and not very into you are much better.

wow,,............. french girls

If Vernon's post gets 20 likes he'll tell us the crazy story about the French girl he slept with!!

Henry_42 @ 8/8/2013 3:09

I think I made a mistake...began to connect with her on some level, lots of curious talk on her part and exchanging words. a night shift together and the hours went by faster than daytona indie racing cars or something. she's clearly interested in me but not ready to get intimate, yet. I can tell she keeps a certain distance. She touches my arm sometimes and she did massage my back, so it's not like she's reluctant of physical contact or whatever. had a feeling this was some BAIT shit from the beginning. I didn't sign up for that though. I'll just skip some bases and take it right home. Will see what she's thinking about all of it then and if she wants to go down that road or not. would be kinda lame to end the whole whatever this is right now cause I like her, she's got real character which is rare on women - but come on BITCH, don't act like that. no half measures. gotta stop that chatting sh*t and let my cock do the talking. *hangs dong* embrace it bitch, or gtfo!

Full measures amirite?

Curtis @ 16/8/2013 16:42

If Vernon's post gets 20 likes he'll tell us the crazy story about the French girl he slept with!!

Everyone from France is a girl.

She asked if I was a quarterback. Said I looked like one. I asked her... "Have you heard of RG3?"

oh boy!

This whole thread is awesome

Nobert @ 16/8/2013 16:48

Henry_42 @ 8/8/2013 3:09 I think I made a mistake...began to connect with her on some level, lots of curious talk on her part and exchanging words. a night shift together and the hours went by faster than daytona indie racing cars or something. she's clearly interested in me but not ready to get intimate, yet. I can tell she keeps a certain distance. She touches my arm sometimes and she did massage my back, so it's not like she's reluctant of physical contact or whatever. had a feeling this was some BAIT shit from the beginning. I didn't sign up for that though. I'll just skip some bases and take it right home. Will see what she's thinking about all of it then and if she wants to go down that road or not. would be kinda lame to end the whole whatever this is right now cause I like her, she's got real character which is rare on women - but come on BITCH, don't act like that. no half measures. gotta stop that chatting sh*t and let my cock do the talking. *hangs dong* embrace it bitch, or gtfo! Full measures amirite?

Ha Joffray yeah full measures is what I meant by that, not really pulling it off though. The situation has become bigger than just a fling in the making and I shouldn't ruin it by asking her to please my dong asap or gtfo. That woman starts to grow on me, vice versa I guess. We saw each other and hung out often these days, get along naturally and have a good time together. We go places just to chill and talk over something to eat or a few drinks. Kinf of casual but that don't bother me, namsayin? Not shifting gears just yet, the timing isn't right.

I'd be always ready to let actions speak louder than words though. Been honest with her about everything from the start and she diggs that but she has her doubts if I'm for real and not just trying to get in her pants. HA-HA.....women *facepalm*. She's getting closer but keeps her crawl space. She doesn't really know what she wants, needs time to think it through or whatever. Maybe that's her pace, the dance she prefers - slow jamz or something. Yeah whatever I can do that dance if she likes, at least for a while

She says she's looking forward to going out a night and drinking cocktails though which sounds good to me. Our work schedule didn't allow for any serious nightlife activity ever since we started seeing. Maybe something follows from it, maybe she tries to start something. However she wants to play it with her I should really take my time and get on her level. Me, myself and I got different opinions on how to proceed in the future but agreed to chill and be patient for now.

Henry_42 @ 28/8/2013 23:55

She says she's looking forward to going out a night and drinking cocktails though which sounds good to me. Our work schedule didn't allow for any serious nightlife activity ever since we started seeing. Maybe something follows from it, maybe she tries to start something.

Okay Last night we did that dance. We took our time with it, literally. The initial message she texted me a month ago when she was asking whether I'd like to grab a few drinks with her, finally made that happen last night/this morning/afternoon. Cantina Mexicana mixes a hell of a farmers punch. Mojitos though, too much ice. (btw. I don't think it's a gay drink)...And Mai Tais, oh damn I had way too many but they tasted AWESEOME and had almost no ice cubes in 'em. just delicious stuff filled to the brim. another mai taiiiiii?! Ha stewie griffin homage..I laughed at myself.

That was the first of many tours through the nightlife and cocktail bars with her. The kick-off was pretty damn good. Bar (last call for alcohol included), then hit home, up on the balcony, sit and sip to the morning, stack up on stuff and then off to the park. "let's continue and get wasted in the sun...what are you sayin? you in?" - "hell yeah"

She was all for it so we ended in the park, up on the highest hill, on the green, just lying in the sun and having more drinks. Me lightin one up by the side, just lying there, her lying across me with her head on my stomach and lap. She was obviously amazed at my physical fitness or something, bestouning my six-pack, and thorax, telling me she's amazed at that or whatever. Just a skinny dude with no unnecessary fat on there, well, she diggs that a lot she says. We lay there for hours and got roasted, she got stamina I gotta say. We started at 8 PM and parted ways the next day at 4 PM. Was very much fun. On my way back from her borrow over the bridge back to my borrow I spotted a huge GTA V banner. the one with trevor pointing at his CUT HERE tattoo, looks so damn awesome. I want that as a poster really. It was hanging from the back of a building right across the east side gallery. Felt so good seeing that.

ANYWAY...now with this development I turned those tables man. I did the pacino/scarface thing a week ago and sat her down to give her the straight talk. That shit did SO work even though I gotta admit I didn't intentionally go down that road, it just so happend to be and when I was walking away it occured to me that I just did that "she's my tiger lady" speech more or less, giving her the feeling like she'd miss out on something or whatever. now it's "call me, write me, anytime"...Women, I can still handle them even though I was out of practise really. That bait thing I somewhat expected, oh she got that, now I'm all there and she's getting more and more into it obviously, enjoying my presence around a lot. took her breath away