Time to take a stroll down SK memory lane....part 4


It's time for D2 to open. The 2 SK duo team looking all sexy and primed ready to do some damage. We high fived and took a shot of Jager to celebrate the death of the D1 try hard. Christian, you prick, how dare you try hard on D1!

Saw a new post in the N1 thread from Buffy, got all giddy. Not giddy it was results, but giddy that was like the 3rd total post in the forum at this point and she had 2 of them. (:

It wasn't what I wanted to see. Our kill was successful, but my BFF was physically assaulted. Who fucking dare lay a hand on my TIB...MY TIB! YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU MAFIA CORK SUCKERS. HE'S MINE!

I quickly head over to the game thread to see Chrisitan's name pop up and his role that he can take to hell with him.

But alas, there was no Christian listed....


But I see Rodney? Da fuck? Who kills Rodny on N1 of a mafia game? The dude is clueless and half retarded.

I hit F5 a few times and no more names listed. Eventually Buffy updates a kill survival....and fuck.....it was then I new I was done for. I had a glimmer of hope that maybe Christian and Herb were bussed and I attacked TIB and no one was none the wiser but me and my bff.

My hopes were quickly dashed on N2.

But first, let's revisit D2 and the try hard attention whore known as Christian.


Before I could even finish reading the opening write up, all I see is 10 pages of "Hi, I'm Christian and I'm a D1 try hard....let's hunt scum and then eat Jello pudding pops." Followed up with "I'm town and you all need to tell me you're town"....yadda yadda yadda.

Mafia, if you would have just left me alone, we wouldn't have had to deal with that shit. You only have yourself to blame.


And the only victim here is truly Jamie. Sorry buddy. You shouldn't have been dragged through the mud like you were. The mafia was to blame. You now know where your D1 votes for the next 4 or 6 years should be placed.


But at the end of the day, TIB and Ahoda are sitting pretty. I was still hopeful that I was good since no one mentioned me possibly attacking Rodney or TIB surviing an attack. But it was just an ominous feeling.



to be continued.....

Curtis @ 11/12/2019 7:23

##Lynch Ahoda

how fucking dare you combo break me


##lynch Curtis

This story is about to become one of the three free books you get when you buy a kindle

You two were more like Vincent and Jake

With all that said, I’m gonna need to see a claim from Curtis. Should I vote you first? Or do you want to be straightforward with us?

Penner @ 11/12/2019 7:43

With all that said, I’m gonna need to see a claim from Curtis. Should I vote you first? Or do you want to be straightforward with us?

I don’t think you’ll love the truth

Curtis @ 11/12/2019 6:44

Penner @ 11/12/2019 7:43 With all that said, I’m gonna need to see a claim from Curtis. Should I vote you first? Or do you want to be straightforward with us? I don’t think you’ll love the truth

I’ve learned to embrace the things that hurt me. Like vegetables.

Welp guess he left

##lynch Curtis

well fuck you guys.

you don't get the rest of my story in long format :(


here's our night actions

N1: kill christian
N1 results: tib survived attack and Christian didn't die

N2: kill havo
N2 result: TIB blocked

Mafia knew they redirected me and Rodney died and TIB survived an attack and blocked on a night of less kills.

N3: kill Nav
N3 results: Nav not dead; kill successful


You'll see a theme after this

N4: Kill Curtis
N4 results: TIB tracked killing Josh

N5: kill Curtis
N5 result - no idea who I killed but I killed so I win....right Primate?

I’m driving to work boiiiii

Honestly if you just go look at the lynch trains the day Cody left, you clearly see Ahoda as like the fifth out of seven on him.

Curtis wasted his vote and put it on im317.

Lamps theorized Nav didn’t actually want to lynch Cody but became trapped on that train once I joined and then everyone else.

I’m 100% on board with Nav and Curtis being mafia.

Curtis @ 11/12/2019 6:54

I’m driving to work boiiiii

Or just driving our SK team away from everything they’ve been trying to do?

Ahoda @ 11/12/2019 6:54

well fuck you guys. you don't get the rest of my story in long format :(

Clearly you’ve drawn us in enough to make us buy kindles and get the rest of the enthralling story

Curtis, after this game is over you owe TIB an apology. You guys broke him. Poor guy. :(