The meatbags were huddled around and scared. Their glorious overlords were proving to be evasive on this wonderful day. Oh what joy it gave this cybernetic heart to witness them scuffle frantically, jumping this way and that.

One particularly elusive flesh creature with the moniker Stupid_Panda had caused something of a stir. Naturally this caused the humans to round on him because human history is filled with trivial conflict over pointless things. They rounded him up towards a corner where he stood arguing his case. We do not know what Team Lex is, but we are sure that we dislike it. Meaningless voicebox words.

"I am a valiant hero and you are a filthy bot" said the one calling himself Kiwi. We are not certain if that was his exact wording but it was probably something close. It doesn't interest us in the slightest. "No, save my worthless bones!" Screamed the panda into the digital air. In cyberspace nobody can hear you scream, maggot.

But I suppose you're really waiting to find out if he is bot or human? Predictable.

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Stupid_Panda, Town Double-Voter has been Lynched.

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Role Title: Double-Voter Alignment: Town Flavour: Insolent mortal. Why is it that your attacks on us always seem stronger? No matter. It cannot hinder our plans. Resistance is futile. Ability: Any lynch votes you cast throughout the game will count as two votes.

I have just received a data packet that informs me a used car salesman has executed the Panda. Pleasant news. Only a matter of time until the rest of you follow is it not?

Day One has ended. It is now Night One.

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