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Post #151: 27th Nov 2017 9:05 PM 
y'all trash!!!
drrrrr @ 9/11/2017 18:03
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor


   
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Post #152: 27th Nov 2017 9:32 PM 
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MAIN QUEST

The group decides to search the inside of the windmill for anything useful. Where would you like to look?

A. Under the stairs
Rose and Igor crowd into the small crawl space beneath the wooden stairs. Someone left a pouch of coins behind. [+10 COINS]

B. Inside of a crate
An inconspicuous crate sits in the corner of the room. Jamie dusts off the lid before removing it completely. A toxic cloud of...something shoots outwards at him. [POISONED]

C. In the fireplace
KC, Bryce, and Nofo decide to search the fireplace for a cure to their poisoning. All they receive is a face full of black soot. [1 OF YOUR COINS TO EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T PICK THIS]

D. Above the door frame [+1 MUSHROOM]
Brian, the tallest of the group, reaches above the door frame for some D. As fate has it...that's exactly what he finds! [+1 MUSHROOM]


SIDE QUEST

Bryce, KC, and Rose use five coins each to crack open the chest. All they find are some dirty forks inside. Maybe they could come in handy someday. [+1 FORK]

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As the sun began to set, the group of seven started leaping upwards for all the coins they could get their dirty paws on. Cumtis shook his head at the greedy bunch from inside the windmill before shutting his eyes and getting some rest.

"gimme money please!" exclaimed Brian as he launched himself off of his hind legs. He snagged some coins in his mouth and landed onto the ground with a thud.

Bryce jumped upwards and missed the bag wildly. "Great.." he said as he stomped his talons into the dirt.

"Quit complaining. I have no shot here." said KC as he curled into a ball and went to sleep under the shade of the mill.

Bryce jumped up yet again, but Nofo cut him off and snagged the coins first. "And now Nofo cut in front of me. Great."

Rose finished munching down on a pinecone and rejoined the group feeling as energized as ever. "CLAIMS COINS PLEASE" she yelled as her dirty raccoon paws ripped a bag downwards.

"Welcome to my life." Bryce said to no one in particular.

Igor stood on his back legs and unhooked a pouch of coins using his antlers.

"Ugh" Bryce muttered as he flew upwards and came down empty handed again. "That's it." Bryce said as he began to get serious. As the windmill blade finished its downward pass and made its way towards him, Bryce narrowed his eyes, furrowed his brow, and lunged upwards for the coins...


"Coins PLS!" Dadd the angry squirrel yelped as he dove in and stole the coins right from Bryce's grasp.

"I hate today." Bryce decided.

As the group continued long into the night, they hardly noticed the heavy rain clouds forming above them. Drops of rain splattered against the mill and soon began to turn the hard ground into a soft, muddy mess. This didn't stop the critters from collecting their coins.

Unbeknownst to the group, the river beside them was collecting rainwater at a fast pace. It was now outright down pouring. So much so that the river began to rush in all sorts of directions.

Cumtis opened his eyes and wiped the dick cheese crusties from the corners of them.

"Hey guys...I think you should probably come inside now..." he suggested as the raging river grew larger.

But the group was too distracted. Pouch after pouch, coin after coin, the seven were too busy amassing their fortunes to notice that they were dealing with a sudden flash flood.

"HEY! I GOT ONE!!" Bryce yelled as he came down with a coin. Without warning, the flood water knocked him off his talons and onto his ass. His coin fell to the ground and washed away.

"DANGIT!!" he screamed as Jamie helped him up.

"Uhhh...I think we need to find higher ground. Like right now." Brian suggested as the muddy water continued to flow straight towards them.

"Climb the blades!" Rose yelled out over the sound of the raging water and rain. With all her practice, she managed to easily jump up, catch the windmill blade, and yank herself up.

Brian and Igor, the two largest of the group, soon followed with ease.

KC, Jamie, Nofo, and Bryce made their way towards Curtis inside the safety of the windmill when the water slammed the door shut on them.

"Hey open the fucking door." said KC as he tried to pull it against the weight of the water.

"I'm a microscopic semen. How do you suggest I do that?" asked Curtis from inside the windmill.

KC waded through the rushing water and looked up at Rose. She reached her grubby raccoon hand downwards and managed to pull him up to safety.

Bryce tried to hoist Jamie up but it was no use. He gave up, looked upwards towards Igor, and reached his hands up for help.

*\o/*

Igor obliged, reaching downwards with his front two legs so Bryce could grasp on.

Only Jamie and Nofo were left on the ground. Their small frames were nearly totally submerged in the water. The force of the water continuously knocked them around, making it difficult to climb up.

"This is tragic :( " said Nofo as he hugged Jamie tightly.

"I agree." Jamie replied. The two each reached a hand upwards and looked to Brian with puppy dog eyes. Brian reached his hand down and grabbed onto...a feathery wing.

Nofo was pulled up to the safety of the windmill blade. Him and Brian clutched onto it tightly as the rain smacked against them.

"Nothing but respect for MY moderator!" said Nofo.

A strange man stepped out of the treeline. "I would have picked you Nofo." he said simply before turning around and walking back into Dingleberry Forest.

Jamie looked up sorrowfully as the tide quickly rose around him. The six looked downwards and tried to reach their paws and wings out, but it was too late.

"thats fine." muttered Jamie as he turned to face his fate. The muddy, powerful water slammed against him and pushed him out of view. The group watched hopelessly as a pair of rabbit ears dipped beneath the surface before vanishing completely. Jamie was gone.


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Post #153: 27th Nov 2017 9:38 PM 
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drrrrr @ 9/11/2017 18:03
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor


   
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Post #154: 27th Nov 2017 9:43 PM 
Curtis @ 27/11/2017 21:32
Cumtis opened his eyes and wiped the dick cheese crusties from the corners of them.

Winner of 11 Courses of Thanksgiving

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Post #155: 27th Nov 2017 10:10 PM 
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"thats fine." muttered Jamie as he turned to face his fate.


The image I got of a rabbit not giving a shit as it laid on its back and floated away was funny to me
 
   
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Post #156: 27th Nov 2017 10:11 PM 
Igor @ 27/11/2017 22:43
Curtis @ 27/11/2017 21:32
Cumtis opened his eyes and wiped the dick cheese crusties from the corners of them.



Igor, don't be gross.
 
   
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