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Post #151: 9th Oct 2013 12:17 AM 
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Post #152: 9th Oct 2013 12:17 AM 
enough of this TYRANNY BULLSHIT
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Post #153: 9th Oct 2013 12:18 AM 
I CANT BE SILENCED.

PAULS PENIS SIZE.... FOREVER!!!
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Post #154: 9th Oct 2013 12:18 AM 
DONT TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT ^^
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Post #155: 9th Oct 2013 12:18 AM 
One morning, Paul walked into a room full of famous fictional characters. He quickly realized that Matt forgot the theme. So he woke up.

When he woke, he found bots had sent invites for a party for his death. Confused, Paul turned to his friend little Paul Junior.

"I wonder what the bots would have done if I didn't update my anti-bot software."

Paul Junior replied:

"I'm a bot"

The knife slid into Paul's creation causing it to explode, killing Paul.

"oh men oh..." said Paul with a tear in his eye as he died...again. Paul was dead.

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Three days later, Ari emerged from her snow palace.

"Paul... I will fly all the Icelandic fish to your funeral tomorrow. ALL of them." He raised his leg and unzipped his pants, whizzing all over Paul's funeral invitation.

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Elsewhere, Curtis and Shawn opened their invitations only to find the envelopes empty. "This is quite the surprise!" exclaimed Curtis. "It seems as though the envelope contained Anthrax." Curtis and Shawn passed peacefully later.

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"Those Bastards!" shouted Steve Aspen with a bot stabbing his buttocks. The dicks in butts got really slippery as the gang came in wielding Astroglide and other lubricants. The bots decided to take over the Massachusettians' capital where Leos had had enough of his own crazy Boston bullshit.

"Come and get some you pieces of monkey poo!" Leos shouted shooting in the wrong direction as his back was stabbed. BoopleNogDalp smiled behind with a bloody, sharp tonka truck.

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Then the bots all died too from an EMP.

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Then, the reunion! Of the snowmen. But Jango was running late. He had stopped to build an igloo. He thought that his brother Vic loved swine and got a pig. Fat oinking fuck. It was then the bots revived and started to attack with chainsaws built from wee. They quickly killed all the snowmen. All that was left was Hupu.

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Paulbot came alive and he ate his dog, Dylan shouted "You aren't even a meat-eater," making Paulus shit nuts and bolts. Dylan decided to cut his wrists. But the dumbass got butchered by the Swedish Chef, also a bot. "BORK BORK BORK!" it yelled chopping as Dylan's head vanished into the gaping hole in Paul's butt. "ZOUNDS!"

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Finally........................the reunion!

Paul laid peacefully in his casket as the members of FE arrived. First stepped out Jeffrey, who was drunk as ever. So drunk that he fell on his head. The concussion, mixed with the drunkeness, caused him to spill his deepest, darkest secret. Three little words that would change the fate of Paul's funeral, and the way we would
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Post #156: 9th Oct 2013 12:18 AM 
and carter!
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Post #157: 9th Oct 2013 12:19 AM 
never forget.

what the original post said.

Paul's...... penis size forever.
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Post #158: 9th Oct 2013 12:20 AM 
Frankenvern @ 9/10/2013 0:18
and carter!

???

I'm just adding to the previous post isn't that how it works???
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Post #159: 9th Oct 2013 12:20 AM 
One morning, Paul walked into a room full of famous fictional characters. He quickly realized that Matt forgot the theme. So he woke up.

When he woke, he found bots had sent invites for a party for his death. Confused, Paul turned to his friend little Paul Junior.

"I wonder what the bots would have done if I didn't update my anti-bot software."

Paul Junior replied:

"I'm a bot"

The knife slid into Paul's creation causing it to explode, killing Paul.

"oh men oh..." said Paul with a tear in his eye as he died...again. Paul was dead.

-----------

Three days later, Ari emerged from her snow palace.

"Paul... I will fly all the Icelandic fish to your funeral tomorrow. ALL of them." He raised his leg and unzipped his pants, whizzing all over Paul's funeral invitation.

-----------

Elsewhere, Curtis and Shawn opened their invitations only to find the envelopes empty. "This is quite the surprise!" exclaimed Curtis. "It seems as though the envelope contained Anthrax." Curtis and Shawn passed peacefully later.

----------------

"Those Bastards!" shouted Steve Aspen with a bot stabbing his buttocks. The dicks in butts got really slippery as the gang came in wielding Astroglide and other lubricants. The bots decided to take over the Massachusettians' capital where Leos had had enough of his own crazy Boston bullshit.

"Come and get some you pieces of monkey poo!" Leos shouted shooting in the wrong direction as his back was stabbed. BoopleNogDalp smiled behind with a bloody, sharp tonka truck.

-------------------

Then the bots all died too from an EMP.

-------------------

Then, the reunion! Of the snowmen. But Jango was running late. He had stopped to build an igloo. He thought that his brother Vic loved swine and got a pig. Fat oinking fuck. It was then the bots revived and started to attack with chainsaws built from wee. They quickly killed all the snowmen. All that was left was Hupu.

------------------------

Paulbot came alive and he ate his dog, Dylan shouted "You aren't even a meat-eater," making Paulus shit nuts and bolts. Dylan decided to cut his wrists. But the dumbass got butchered by the Swedish Chef, also a bot. "BORK BORK BORK!" it yelled chopping as Dylan's head vanished into the gaping hole in Paul's butt. "ZOUNDS!"

------------------------

Finally........................the reunion!

Paul laid peacefully in his casket as the members of FE arrived. First stepped out Jeffrey, who was drunk as ever. So drunk that he fell on his head. The concussion, mixed with the drunkeness, caused him to spill his deepest, darkest secret. Three little words that would change the fate of Paul's funeral, and the way we would look at Jeff...

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Post #160: 9th Oct 2013 12:23 AM 
One morning, Paul walked into a room full of famous fictional characters. He quickly realized that Matt forgot the theme. So he woke up.

When he woke, he found bots had sent invites for a party for his death. Confused, Paul turned to his friend little Paul Junior.

"I wonder what the bots would have done if I didn't update my anti-bot software."

Paul Junior replied:

"I'm a bot"

The knife slid into Paul's creation causing it to explode, killing Paul.

"oh men oh..." said Paul with a tear in his eye as he died...again. Paul was dead.

-----------

Three days later, Ari emerged from her snow palace.

"Paul... I will fly all the Icelandic fish to your funeral tomorrow. ALL of them." He raised his leg and unzipped his pants, whizzing all over Paul's funeral invitation.

-----------

Elsewhere, Curtis and Shawn opened their invitations only to find the envelopes empty. "This is quite the surprise!" exclaimed Curtis. "It seems as though the envelope contained Anthrax." Curtis and Shawn passed peacefully later.

----------------

"Those Bastards!" shouted Steve Aspen with a bot stabbing his buttocks. The dicks in butts got really slippery as the gang came in wielding Astroglide and other lubricants. The bots decided to take over the Massachusettians' capital where Leos had had enough of his own crazy Boston bullshit.

"Come and get some you pieces of monkey poo!" Leos shouted shooting in the wrong direction as his back was stabbed. BoopleNogDalp smiled behind with a bloody, sharp tonka truck.

-------------------

Then the bots all died too from an EMP.

-------------------

Then, the reunion! Of the snowmen. But Jango was running late. He had stopped to build an igloo. He thought that his brother Vic loved swine and got a pig. Fat oinking fuck. It was then the bots revived and started to attack with chainsaws built from wee. They quickly killed all the snowmen. All that was left was Hupu.

------------------------

Paulbot came alive and he ate his dog, Dylan shouted "You aren't even a meat-eater," making Paulus shit nuts and bolts. Dylan decided to cut his wrists. But the dumbass got butchered by the Swedish Chef, also a bot. "BORK BORK BORK!" it yelled chopping as Dylan's head vanished into the gaping hole in Paul's butt. "ZOUNDS!"

------------------------

Finally........................the reunion!

Paul laid peacefully in his casket as the members of FE arrived. First stepped out Jeffrey, who was drunk as ever. So drunk that he fell on his head. The concussion, mixed with the drunkeness, caused him to spill his deepest, darkest secret. Three little words that would change the fate of Paul's funeral, and the way we would look at Jeff...

"Penis size forever"
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Post #161: 9th Oct 2013 12:25 AM 
One morning, Paul walked into a room full of famous fictional characters. He quickly realized that Matt forgot the theme. So he woke up.

When he woke, he found bots had sent invites for a party for his death. Confused, Paul turned to his friend little Paul Junior.

"I wonder what the bots would have done if I didn't update my anti-bot software."

Paul Junior replied:

"I'm a bot"

The knife slid into Paul's creation causing it to explode, killing Paul.

"oh men oh..." said Paul with a tear in his eye as he died...again. Paul was dead.

-----------

Three days later, Ari emerged from her snow palace.

"Paul... I will fly all the Icelandic fish to your funeral tomorrow. ALL of them." He raised his leg and unzipped his pants, whizzing all over Paul's funeral invitation.

-----------

Elsewhere, Curtis and Shawn opened their invitations only to find the envelopes empty. "This is quite the surprise!" exclaimed Curtis. "It seems as though the envelope contained Anthrax." Curtis and Shawn passed peacefully later.

----------------

"Those Bastards!" shouted Steve Aspen with a bot stabbing his buttocks. The dicks in butts got really slippery as the gang came in wielding Astroglide and other lubricants. The bots decided to take over the Massachusettians' capital where Leos had had enough of his own crazy Boston bullshit.

"Come and get some you pieces of monkey poo!" Leos shouted shooting in the wrong direction as his back was stabbed. BoopleNogDalp smiled behind with a bloody, sharp tonka truck.

-------------------

Then the bots all died too from an EMP.

-------------------

Then, the reunion! Of the snowmen. But Jango was running late. He had stopped to build an igloo. He thought that his brother Vic loved swine and got a pig. Fat oinking fuck. It was then the bots revived and started to attack with chainsaws built from wee. They quickly killed all the snowmen. All that was left was Hupu.

------------------------

Paulbot came alive and he ate his dog, Dylan shouted "You aren't even a meat-eater," making Paulus shit nuts and bolts. Dylan decided to cut his wrists. But the dumbass got butchered by the Swedish Chef, also a bot. "BORK BORK BORK!" it yelled chopping as Dylan's head vanished into the gaping hole in Paul's butt. "ZOUNDS!"

------------------------

Finally........................the reunion!

Paul laid peacefully in his casket as the members of FE arrived. First stepped out Jeffrey, who was drunk as ever. So drunk that he fell on his head. The concussion, mixed with the drunkeness, caused him to spill his deepest, darkest secret. Three little words that would change the fate of Paul's funeral, and the way we would look at Jeff...

"Penis size forever"

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Post #162: 9th Oct 2013 12:56 AM 
One morning, Paul walked into a room full of famous fictional characters. He quickly realized that Matt forgot the theme. So he woke up.

When he woke, he found bots had sent invites for a party for his death. Confused, Paul turned to his friend little Paul Junior.

"I wonder what the bots would have done if I didn't update my anti-bot software."

Paul Junior replied:

"I'm a bot"

The knife slid into Paul's creation causing it to explode, killing Paul.

"oh men oh..." said Paul with a tear in his eye as he died...again. Paul was dead.

-----------

Three days later, Ari emerged from her snow palace.

"Paul... I will fly all the Icelandic fish to your funeral tomorrow. ALL of them." He raised his leg and unzipped his pants, whizzing all over Paul's funeral invitation.

-----------

Elsewhere, Curtis and Shawn opened their invitations only to find the envelopes empty. "This is quite the surprise!" exclaimed Curtis. "It seems as though the envelope contained Anthrax." Curtis and Shawn passed peacefully later.

----------------

"Those Bastards!" shouted Steve Aspen with a bot stabbing his buttocks. The dicks in butts got really slippery as the gang came in wielding Astroglide and other lubricants. The bots decided to take over the Massachusettians' capital where Leos had had enough of his own crazy Boston bullshit.

"Come and get some you pieces of monkey poo!" Leos shouted shooting in the wrong direction as his back was stabbed. BoopleNogDalp smiled behind with a bloody, sharp tonka truck.

-------------------

Then the bots all died too from an EMP.

-------------------

Then, the reunion! Of the snowmen. But Jango was running late. He had stopped to build an igloo. He thought that his brother Vic loved swine and got a pig. Fat oinking fuck. It was then the bots revived and started to attack with chainsaws built from wee. They quickly killed all the snowmen. All that was left was Hupu.

------------------------

Paulbot came alive and he ate his dog, Dylan shouted "You aren't even a meat-eater," making Paulus shit nuts and bolts. Dylan decided to cut his wrists. But the dumbass got butchered by the Swedish Chef, also a bot. "BORK BORK BORK!" it yelled chopping as Dylan's head vanished into the gaping hole in Paul's butt. "ZOUNDS!"

------------------------

Finally........................the reunion!

Paul laid peacefully in his casket as the members of FE arrived. First stepped out Jeffrey, who was drunk as ever. So drunk that he fell on his head. The concussion, mixed with the drunkeness, caused him to spill his deepest, darkest secret. Three little words that would change the fate of Paul's funeral, and the way we would look at Jeff...

"Penis size forever"

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Post #163: 9th Oct 2013 12:57 AM 
One morning, Paul walked into a room full of famous fictional characters. He quickly realized that Matt forgot the theme. So he woke up.

When he woke, he found bots had sent invites for a party for his death. Confused, Paul turned to his friend little Paul Junior.

"I wonder what the bots would have done if I didn't update my anti-bot software."

Paul Junior replied:

"I'm a bot"

The knife slid into Paul's creation causing it to explode, killing Paul.

"oh men oh..." said Paul with a tear in his eye as he died...again. Paul was dead.

-----------

Three days later, Ari emerged from her snow palace.

"Paul... I will fly all the Icelandic fish to your funeral tomorrow. ALL of them." He raised his leg and unzipped his pants, whizzing all over Paul's funeral invitation.

-----------

Elsewhere, Curtis and Shawn opened their invitations only to find the envelopes empty. "This is quite the surprise!" exclaimed Curtis. "It seems as though the envelope contained Anthrax." Curtis and Shawn passed peacefully later.

----------------

"Those Bastards!" shouted Steve Aspen with a bot stabbing his buttocks. The dicks in butts got really slippery as the gang came in wielding Astroglide and other lubricants. The bots decided to take over the Massachusettians' capital where Leos had had enough of his own crazy Boston bullshit.

"Come and get some you pieces of monkey poo!" Leos shouted shooting in the wrong direction as his back was stabbed. BoopleNogDalp smiled behind with a bloody, sharp tonka truck.

-------------------

Then the bots all died too from an EMP.

-------------------

Then, the reunion! Of the snowmen. But Jango was running late. He had stopped to build an igloo. He thought that his brother Vic loved swine and got a pig. Fat oinking fuck. It was then the bots revived and started to attack with chainsaws built from wee. They quickly killed all the snowmen. All that was left was Hupu.

------------------------

Paulbot came alive and he ate his dog, Dylan shouted "You aren't even a meat-eater," making Paulus shit nuts and bolts. Dylan decided to cut his wrists. But the dumbass got butchered by the Swedish Chef, also a bot. "BORK BORK BORK!" it yelled chopping as Dylan's head vanished into the gaping hole in Paul's butt. "ZOUNDS!"

------------------------

Finally........................the reunion!

Paul laid peacefully in his casket as the members of FE arrived. First stepped out Jeffrey, who was drunk as ever. So drunk that he fell on his head. The concussion, mixed with the drunkeness, caused him to spill his deepest, darkest secret. Three little words that would change the fate of Paul's funeral, and the way we would look at Jeff...

"Penis size forever"

The words echoed in Vernons head as it brought
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Post #164: 9th Oct 2013 12:59 AM 
One morning, Paul walked into a room full of famous fictional characters. He quickly realized that Matt forgot the theme. So he woke up.

When he woke, he found bots had sent invites for a party for his death. Confused, Paul turned to his friend little Paul Junior.

"I wonder what the bots would have done if I didn't update my anti-bot software."

Paul Junior replied:

"I'm a bot"

The knife slid into Paul's creation causing it to explode, killing Paul.

"oh men oh..." said Paul with a tear in his eye as he died...again. Paul was dead.

-----------

Three days later, Ari emerged from her snow palace.

"Paul... I will fly all the Icelandic fish to your funeral tomorrow. ALL of them." He raised his leg and unzipped his pants, whizzing all over Paul's funeral invitation.

-----------

Elsewhere, Curtis and Shawn opened their invitations only to find the envelopes empty. "This is quite the surprise!" exclaimed Curtis. "It seems as though the envelope contained Anthrax." Curtis and Shawn passed peacefully later.

----------------

"Those Bastards!" shouted Steve Aspen with a bot stabbing his buttocks. The dicks in butts got really slippery as the gang came in wielding Astroglide and other lubricants. The bots decided to take over the Massachusettians' capital where Leos had had enough of his own crazy Boston bullshit.

"Come and get some you pieces of monkey poo!" Leos shouted shooting in the wrong direction as his back was stabbed. BoopleNogDalp smiled behind with a bloody, sharp tonka truck.

-------------------

Then the bots all died too from an EMP.

-------------------

Then, the reunion! Of the snowmen. But Jango was running late. He had stopped to build an igloo. He thought that his brother Vic loved swine and got a pig. Fat oinking fuck. It was then the bots revived and started to attack with chainsaws built from wee. They quickly killed all the snowmen. All that was left was Hupu.

------------------------

Paulbot came alive and he ate his dog, Dylan shouted "You aren't even a meat-eater," making Paulus shit nuts and bolts. Dylan decided to cut his wrists. But the dumbass got butchered by the Swedish Chef, also a bot. "BORK BORK BORK!" it yelled chopping as Dylan's head vanished into the gaping hole in Paul's butt. "ZOUNDS!"

------------------------

Finally........................the reunion!

Paul laid peacefully in his casket as the members of FE arrived. First stepped out Jeffrey, who was drunk as ever. So drunk that he fell on his head. The concussion, mixed with the drunkeness, caused him to spill his deepest, darkest secret. Three little words that would change the fate of Paul's funeral, and the way we would look at Jeff...

"Penis size forever"

The words echoed in Vernons head as it brought upon a flashback:
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Post #165: 9th Oct 2013 1:01 AM 
One morning, Paul walked into a room full of famous fictional characters. He quickly realized that Matt forgot the theme. So he woke up.

When he woke, he found bots had sent invites for a party for his death. Confused, Paul turned to his friend little Paul Junior.

"I wonder what the bots would have done if I didn't update my anti-bot software."

Paul Junior replied:

"I'm a bot"

The knife slid into Paul's creation causing it to explode, killing Paul.

"oh men oh..." said Paul with a tear in his eye as he died...again. Paul was dead.

-----------

Three days later, Ari emerged from her snow palace.

"Paul... I will fly all the Icelandic fish to your funeral tomorrow. ALL of them." He raised his leg and unzipped his pants, whizzing all over Paul's funeral invitation.

-----------

Elsewhere, Curtis and Shawn opened their invitations only to find the envelopes empty. "This is quite the surprise!" exclaimed Curtis. "It seems as though the envelope contained Anthrax." Curtis and Shawn passed peacefully later.

----------------

"Those Bastards!" shouted Steve Aspen with a bot stabbing his buttocks. The dicks in butts got really slippery as the gang came in wielding Astroglide and other lubricants. The bots decided to take over the Massachusettians' capital where Leos had had enough of his own crazy Boston bullshit.

"Come and get some you pieces of monkey poo!" Leos shouted shooting in the wrong direction as his back was stabbed. BoopleNogDalp smiled behind with a bloody, sharp tonka truck.

-------------------

Then the bots all died too from an EMP.

-------------------

Then, the reunion! Of the snowmen. But Jango was running late. He had stopped to build an igloo. He thought that his brother Vic loved swine and got a pig. Fat oinking fuck. It was then the bots revived and started to attack with chainsaws built from wee. They quickly killed all the snowmen. All that was left was Hupu.

------------------------

Paulbot came alive and he ate his dog, Dylan shouted "You aren't even a meat-eater," making Paulus shit nuts and bolts. Dylan decided to cut his wrists. But the dumbass got butchered by the Swedish Chef, also a bot. "BORK BORK BORK!" it yelled chopping as Dylan's head vanished into the gaping hole in Paul's butt. "ZOUNDS!"

------------------------

Finally........................the reunion!

Paul laid peacefully in his casket as the members of FE arrived. First stepped out Jeffrey, who was drunk as ever. So drunk that he fell on his head. The concussion, mixed with the drunkeness, caused him to spill his deepest, darkest secret. Three little words that would change the fate of Paul's funeral, and the way we would look at Jeff...

"Penis size forever"

The words echoed in Vernons head as it brought upon a flashback:

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