The FE'cking Dead
SEASON TWO EPISODE ONE
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The Operator, Curtis, had heard the news.
Paul, the Administrator, was dead.
At first, Curtis feared the thought of being in complete control of the empire. But as Henry, Wikey and Mal stood before him, guns at the ready, Curtis realized this was
HIS time. Everyone turned to him now. For so long he dreaded Paul's actions, his malice towards everyone. Curtis had to stand and watch as Paul grew angrier and crazier each day.
But not anymore. The empire was his now. All of it.
Curtis smiled at his men.
"Boys. Today's the day where shit gets run the way it should. We're hitting the high road. Grab all the weapons you can... because we're going Kiwi hunting! No one takes the life of one of our men and gets away with it!"
"AWOOOOOOOOOOO" Henry shouted. "ME AND GINGY ON A MISSION..... TOGETHER!!!"
Mal made a queer head nod as his glasses fell to the floor. "Yay," he half-cheered.
Wikey patted Curtis on the back. "Lets go find that fuck."
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In the town of Oyster Bay, Boc and his troops (the Heds) were recovering from an attack they had just received from the Brothers.
"Let's hear it," Boc demanded.
"Well suh," Hupu grinned. "We've got most of the town accounted for... but it seems the scientist Dylan has gone missing."
"You best be joking with me."
Hupu bit his bottom lip. "And that's not all... It seems... your girl, Bella..."
Boc's eyes lit up with fire.
Hupu continued, "We can't find her anywhere man!"
Jeff suddenly appeared, out of breath. "Boc sir! I was scanning the area with my sniper rifle and I found Bella!"
"Where is she!?"
"Well... she's with the Brothers...... they have her."
Boc turned to Hupu. "Ready everyone who can hold a gun. We head out immediately."
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Vernon lifted his Bear mask over his face and moved in close to Bella. "How ya doin baby darlin?"
Perry laughed and lowered his Panda mask. He approached Bella from the other side. "What are you scared of us!?"
Sansa and The Wandering Jonathan growled and laughed.
Dylan interjected. "I really must thank you men for saving me from that town. They're very cruel people...."
Vernon turned and barked at Dylan. "So what's your story buddy!!?"
Dylan raised an eyebrow. "I've been searching for a cure to the virus... and I'm on to something."
Vernon licked his lips. "You hear that Perry? This GUY says there's a cure!"
Perry laughed. "The stripper that gave me crabs said the same thing!"
Bella wiped a tear from her eye... "He's right you know."
"What'd you say,
bitch!?" Vernon shouted.
"He's right! Back in Oyster Bay. Boc had the scientist working around the clock. He was close."
Dylan stared peculiarly at Bella. Why was she defending him?
Vernon gritted his teeth. "Well then, looks like you're a VIP in this group now. Mister scientist, stand up, we're heading home."
Dylan started to walk. "Where's home?"
Perry shot his fist into the air. "Home is the land where the alcohol runs wild, the drugs fall from the sky and the girls are all butt naked!"
Vernon smiled. "Welcome to our world, Dylan. We're gonna have a damn good time together."
Perry slapped Bella on the ass. "Move it BITCH!"
.... And Jonathan aimlessly followed behind them.
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Rose, Bryce, Natalie and Kiwi were headed to Oyster Bay to find Rose's father, Dylan.
They were taking a 30 minute rest. Rose, Bryce and Natalie sat on a few rocks eating marshmallows that they'd found at a nearby gas station.
Bryce gulped one down whole. "How much longer do ya'll think?"
Rose was trying to get the sticky parts off of her fingers. "Mmmm... probably at least one more full day's hike? Unless we can find a working car somewhere."
Natalie smiled at her new friends. "I didn't have a chance to thank you both yet..."
Rose smiled back, "Thank us for what?"
"Well... I was stuck in that place. For so many months. And then you both showed up. And Kiwi. And now I'm finally free."
Bryce looked into Rose's eyes and nodded.
*BANG*
Everyone looked in the direction of Kiwi as he shot a zombie in the face.
The corpse fell to the ground and Kiwi madly stared at it for anohter ten seconds. He then proceeded to fire off the rest of his load. *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* until the gun was empty and started to click.
Kiwi fell down to one knee as vicious thoughts consumed his head.
He slapped himself as hard as he could on the cheek. "Get a hold of yourself," he whispered. Kiwi got up and returned to the group.
"Everything okay?" Natalie asked.
Kiwi stared motionless for a few seconds before finally answered. "Yeah baby - we're good. I killed it."
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Rob's eyes shot open.
He exited his bed and approached his window. Carefully moving the drapes out of the way he stared across his zombie infested lawns. "Another beautiful morning I see..."
The door behind him opened up as a man dressed in a security guard's uniform entered. He appeared very disheveled, dirty and maybe a little drunk too. The man smiled at Rob.
"Good morning Mister President!"
Rob turned around. "Ah! Leos! Good morning to you as well!"
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See look... Season 2 already has a zombie in it!!!!
