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Post #15706: 23rd Dec 2017 5:59 PM 
Snowflake poker @ 23/12/2017 17:54
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Ahoda @ 23/12/2017 17:45

What ek in the restaurant industry. It’s majority gay and you’ll get on everyday


Been drinking like your avatar?

I've been drinking like his avatar, wrapping is stressful


I can't wrap sober. I can only imagine how bad it would be if I drank while I was wrapping what little I have to wrap each year.

Pro tip #1: Marry a woman who is not only good at wrapping but enjoys doing it as well.



My wife asked me to wrap once. Everyone made fun of th wrapping she hasn’t asked me to do it since. My moms wife usually asks if she can wrap my gifts to Katy
Curtis @ 25/7/2017 9:44
Great job Ahoda

   
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Post #15707: 23rd Dec 2017 6:00 PM 
Snowflake poker @ 23/12/2017 17:54
Patrick @ 23/12/2017 17:51
Snowflake poker @ 23/12/2017 17:46
Ahoda @ 23/12/2017 17:45

What ek in the restaurant industry. It’s majority gay and you’ll get on everyday


Been drinking like your avatar?

I've been drinking like his avatar, wrapping is stressful


I can't wrap sober. I can only imagine how bad it would be if I drank while I was wrapping what little I have to wrap each year.

Pro tip #1: Marry a woman who is not only good at wrapping but enjoys doing it as well.

The 10 Christmases before we got married, my now wife wrapped all the gifts for both of our families. Our first married Christmas and I'm expected to help...
 
   
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Post #15708: 23rd Dec 2017 6:05 PM 
Ahoda @ 23/12/2017 18:59
Zersch Actually @ 23/12/2017 17:48
Ahoda @ 23/12/2017 18:10
Can I be someone’s bear for Christmas?




Zersch if you be my bear I’ll be your bear. Deal?

Thanks for the offer but I dunno about bear on bear. I'll just revert to my previous plans and swallow a shotgun.
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Post #15709: 23rd Dec 2017 6:07 PM 
i’m a “put it in a bag with some wrapping paper” kind of gift wrapper
drrrrr @ 9/11/2017 18:03
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor


   
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Post #15710: 23rd Dec 2017 6:11 PM 
J A M I E @ 23/12/2017 18:07
i’m a “put it in a bag with some wrapping paper” kind of gift wrapper

I'm all about bags too, but I can barely use the tissue paper properly
 
   
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Post #15711: 23rd Dec 2017 6:13 PM 
Zersch Actually @ 23/12/2017 18:05
Ahoda @ 23/12/2017 18:59
Zersch Actually @ 23/12/2017 17:48
Ahoda @ 23/12/2017 18:10
Can I be someone’s bear for Christmas?




Zersch if you be my bear I’ll be your bear. Deal?

Thanks for the offer but I dunno about bear on bear. I'll just revert to my previous plans and swallow a shotgun.



Please dont forget to load the gun this time
Curtis @ 25/7/2017 9:44
Great job Ahoda

   
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Post #15712: 23rd Dec 2017 6:14 PM 
I like to wrap everything separately and sometimes will throw them inside a box or bag on top of that. With lots of tape.
 
   
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Post #15713: 23rd Dec 2017 6:15 PM 
Ahoda @ 23/12/2017 19:13
Zersch Actually @ 23/12/2017 18:05
Ahoda @ 23/12/2017 18:59
Zersch Actually @ 23/12/2017 17:48
Ahoda @ 23/12/2017 18:10
Can I be someone’s bear for Christmas?




Zersch if you be my bear I’ll be your bear. Deal?

Thanks for the offer but I dunno about bear on bear. I'll just revert to my previous plans and swallow a shotgun.



Please dont forget to load the gun this time

No worries.
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Post #15714: 23rd Dec 2017 6:20 PM 
J A M I E @ 23/12/2017 15:07
i’m a “put it in a bag with some wrapping paper” kind of gift wrapper


im a “do you want your gift early? sorry its not wrapped yet”
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Post #15715: 23rd Dec 2017 6:22 PM 
Patrick @ 23/12/2017 18:11
J A M I E @ 23/12/2017 18:07
i’m a “put it in a bag with some wrapping paper” kind of gift wrapper

I'm all about bags too, but I can barely use the tissue paper properly

just stuff it in or tap the bag, it don’t got to be pretty
drrrrr @ 9/11/2017 18:03
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor


   
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Post #15716: 23rd Dec 2017 7:28 PM 
Patrick @ 23/12/2017 18:40
Bryce, which category do you self identify as?


I've been called a pup before. Nothing else really, though I think I'd be close to a cub or an otter? I guess? I think I'm too athletic looking for otter though.

I prefer "man", really.
 
   
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Post #15717: 23rd Dec 2017 8:18 PM 
I don’t know what any of those terms mean. Anyone able to provide a cheat sheet?
Curtis @ 25/7/2017 9:44
Great job Ahoda

   
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Post #15718: 23rd Dec 2017 8:22 PM 
Ahoda @ 23/12/2017 17:18
I don’t know what any of those terms mean. Anyone able to provide a cheat sheet?

Put them in spoiler tags pls
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Post #15719: 23rd Dec 2017 8:46 PM 
I love wrapping presents!
"All this from a slice of gabagool?"
   
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Post #15720: 23rd Dec 2017 9:09 PM 
Christian @ 23/12/2017 19:14
I like to wrap everything separately and sometimes will throw them inside a box or bag on top of that. With lots of tape.


A small amount of tape is the key. You don't want it to really show.
 
   
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