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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
| Reputation: 137 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 32,699 | Joined: | Feb 22, 2014 |
| Post #15706: 23rd Dec 2017 5:59 PM | |
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What ek in the restaurant industry. It’s majority gay and you’ll get on everyday |
Been drinking like your avatar? |
I've been drinking like his avatar, wrapping is stressful |
I can't wrap sober. I can only imagine how bad it would be if I drank while I was wrapping what little I have to wrap each year.
Pro tip #1: Marry a woman who is not only good at wrapping but enjoys doing it as well. |
My wife asked me to wrap once. Everyone made fun of th wrapping she hasn’t asked me to do it since. My moms wife usually asks if she can wrap my gifts to Katy |
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Patrick
Sole Survivor
| Reputation: 63 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 7,435 | Joined: | Jun 25, 2012 |
| Post #15707: 23rd Dec 2017 6:00 PM | |
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What ek in the restaurant industry. It’s majority gay and you’ll get on everyday |
Been drinking like your avatar? |
I've been drinking like his avatar, wrapping is stressful |
I can't wrap sober. I can only imagine how bad it would be if I drank while I was wrapping what little I have to wrap each year.
Pro tip #1: Marry a woman who is not only good at wrapping but enjoys doing it as well. |
The 10 Christmases before we got married, my now wife wrapped all the gifts for both of our families. Our first married Christmas and I'm expected to help...
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Zersch
birdhouse love
| Reputation: 527 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 15,900 | Joined: | Jun 25, 2012 |
| Post #15708: 23rd Dec 2017 6:05 PM | |
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Can I be someone’s bear for Christmas? |
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Zersch if you be my bear I’ll be your bear. Deal? |
Thanks for the offer but I dunno about bear on bear. I'll just revert to my previous plans and swallow a shotgun. | |
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
| Reputation: 115 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,794 | Joined: | Jan 11, 2015 |
| Post #15709: 23rd Dec 2017 6:07 PM | |
i’m a “put it in a bag with some wrapping paper” kind of gift wrapper | |
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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Patrick
Sole Survivor
| Reputation: 63 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 7,435 | Joined: | Jun 25, 2012 |
| Post #15710: 23rd Dec 2017 6:11 PM | |
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i’m a “put it in a bag with some wrapping paper” kind of gift wrapper |
I'm all about bags too, but I can barely use the tissue paper properly | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
| Reputation: 137 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 32,699 | Joined: | Feb 22, 2014 |
| Post #15711: 23rd Dec 2017 6:13 PM | |
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Can I be someone’s bear for Christmas? |
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Zersch if you be my bear I’ll be your bear. Deal? |
Thanks for the offer but I dunno about bear on bear. I'll just revert to my previous plans and swallow a shotgun. |
Please dont forget to load the gun this time |
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Christian
Captain Charisma
| Reputation: 1,182 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 35,995 | Joined: | Apr 29, 2014 |
| Post #15712: 23rd Dec 2017 6:14 PM | |
I like to wrap everything separately and sometimes will throw them inside a box or bag on top of that. With lots of tape. | |
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Zersch
birdhouse love
| Reputation: 527 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 15,900 | Joined: | Jun 25, 2012 |
| Post #15713: 23rd Dec 2017 6:15 PM | |
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Can I be someone’s bear for Christmas? |
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Zersch if you be my bear I’ll be your bear. Deal? |
Thanks for the offer but I dunno about bear on bear. I'll just revert to my previous plans and swallow a shotgun. |
Please dont forget to load the gun this time |
No worries. | |
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DS.
SF WordSmith
| Reputation: -157 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,917 | Joined: | Jun 7, 2016 |
| Post #15714: 23rd Dec 2017 6:20 PM | |
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i’m a “put it in a bag with some wrapping paper” kind of gift wrapper |
im a “do you want your gift early? sorry its not wrapped yet” | SFWordsmith.com
Join The Portal for discord mafia and shit talking |
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
| Reputation: 115 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,794 | Joined: | Jan 11, 2015 |
| Post #15715: 23rd Dec 2017 6:22 PM | |
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i’m a “put it in a bag with some wrapping paper” kind of gift wrapper |
I'm all about bags too, but I can barely use the tissue paper properly |
just stuff it in or tap the bag, it don’t got to be pretty | |
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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Bryce
The Butcher
| Reputation: 100 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 8,748 | Joined: | Jun 26, 2012 |
| Post #15716: 23rd Dec 2017 7:28 PM | |
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Bryce, which category do you self identify as? |
I've been called a pup before. Nothing else really, though I think I'd be close to a cub or an otter? I guess? I think I'm too athletic looking for otter though.
I prefer "man", really. | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
| Reputation: 137 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 32,699 | Joined: | Feb 22, 2014 |
| Post #15717: 23rd Dec 2017 8:18 PM | |
I don’t know what any of those terms mean. Anyone able to provide a cheat sheet? |
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Mercator
The Last Snowcrab
| Reputation: 133 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,515 | Joined: | Jun 26, 2012 |
| Post #15718: 23rd Dec 2017 8:22 PM | |
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I don’t know what any of those terms mean. Anyone able to provide a cheat sheet? |
Put them in spoiler tags pls | |
http://i.imgur.com/1upHc7K.png |
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gabagool
Butt Not Even Visible
| Reputation: 363 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 13,418 | Joined: | Jan 2, 2016 |
| Post #15719: 23rd Dec 2017 8:46 PM | |
I love wrapping presents! | "All this from a slice of gabagool?" |
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JJ
Pig
| Reputation: 164 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 33,771 | Joined: | Jun 28, 2012 |
| Post #15720: 23rd Dec 2017 9:09 PM | |
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I like to wrap everything separately and sometimes will throw them inside a box or bag on top of that. With lots of tape. |
A small amount of tape is the key. You don't want it to really show. | |
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