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Post #15046: 13th Nov 2017 10:51 AM 
JJ @ 11/11/2017 15:38
Christian @ 11/11/2017 16:25
it'd bug me too, like get your own stapler. Maybe theirs has been empty forever. :P


She doesn't have one but, yeah get your own! Mine just happens to be in an inconvenient place and she does use it way more than I do. Maybe I should just move it in between our desks. That would be the mature solution. :P


The nice thing is to go get her one.

The funny thing is to put a sign on your stapler charging a rental fee for each use. I recommend $5 to start.

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Post #15047: 13th Nov 2017 12:10 PM 
vladykins @ 13/11/2017 9:51
JJ @ 11/11/2017 15:38
Christian @ 11/11/2017 16:25
it'd bug me too, like get your own stapler. Maybe theirs has been empty forever. :P


She doesn't have one but, yeah get your own! Mine just happens to be in an inconvenient place and she does use it way more than I do. Maybe I should just move it in between our desks. That would be the mature solution. :P


The nice thing is to go get her one.

The funny thing is to put a sign on your stapler charging a rental fee for each use. I recommend $5 to start.



The passive-aggressive thing to do is to leave a note on her desk telling her where to find her own stapler.
 
   
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Post #15048: 13th Nov 2017 12:50 PM 
How about chaining your stapler to your desk? That seems pretty passive-aggressive ...
 
   
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Post #15049: 13th Nov 2017 12:56 PM 
I thought about the chain thing, but then that means the person might hover near your desk while stapling.
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Post #15050: 13th Nov 2017 1:13 PM 
Curtis @ 25/7/2017 9:44
Great job Ahoda

   
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Post #15051: 13th Nov 2017 3:08 PM 

Sex clams?


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Post #15052: 13th Nov 2017 3:42 PM 
Even if it's 'claims' it's still (:

"Some people in the party are having sex!!!!"
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Post #15053: 13th Nov 2017 4:31 PM 
'Man drops cocaine from his hat while in court on a drug charge'
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Post #15054: 13th Nov 2017 5:31 PM 
vladykins @ 13/11/2017 10:49
Curtis @ 12/11/2017 21:50
Chris is dating grandma?


This explains why he raped you, Curtis.



Vlady pls

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Post #15055: 13th Nov 2017 7:24 PM 
Some taxi drivers are freaking nuts

The one I got a ride with tonight was a funny dude, we had a dumb conversation about humanity uniting to stop an asteroid hitting the Earth, only for it to wipe us out anyway after we'd finally achieved world peace.

Cool guy. Pretty sure he was on cocaine though.
 
   
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Post #15056: 14th Nov 2017 3:26 PM 

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Post #15057: 15th Nov 2017 12:21 PM 
drrrrr @ 9/11/2017 18:03
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor


   
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Post #15058: 15th Nov 2017 2:27 PM 
The Santa Pumpkin King @ 15/11/2017 11:21
https://www.facebook.com/NYPost/videos/10160998044025206/?fref=mentions

what the fuck


I bet they sell tens of these things.
 
   
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Post #15059: 15th Nov 2017 2:32 PM 
Discovered a fool proof way to stay focused on a project: Lock myself in the garage for six hours

Works a charm! No internet, no windows, literally nothing of interest around. Zero distractions

It's just too bad I figured this out in winter.
 
   
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Post #15060: 15th Nov 2017 2:46 PM 
Wikey @ 15/11/2017 14:32
Discovered a fool proof way to stay focused on a project: Lock myself in the garage for six hours

Works a charm! No internet, no windows, literally nothing of interest around. Zero distractions

It's just too bad I figured this out in winter.


Of course, this only works if your project is in the garage.

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