JJ Pig Reputation: 161 Group: Godfather Posts: 33,579 Joined: Jun 28, 2012
Post #15031 : 11th Nov 2017 12:58 AM
How often does your car run out of gas?
Spin Milk Bowl Reputation: 119 Group: Godfather Posts: 25,300 Joined: Feb 18, 2015
Post #15032 : 11th Nov 2017 2:27 AM How often does your car run out of gas?
About as often as my stapler.
Christian Captain Charisma Reputation: 1,182 Group: Godfather Posts: 35,995 Joined: Apr 29, 2014
Post #15033 : 11th Nov 2017 10:26 AM Do you ever notice that when your stapler runs out of staples, it's ALWAYS inconvenient timing? :P
Of course it's always inconvenient. You have zero need for a stapler until you do, and if you run out, its a BFD.
Kinda like: "Did you ever notice that when your car runs out of gas, it's ALWAYS inconvenient timing?"
well yeah, that's my point. :P
Christian Captain Charisma Reputation: 1,182 Group: Godfather Posts: 35,995 Joined: Apr 29, 2014
Post #15034 : 11th Nov 2017 10:26 AM
Herm Definitely not a Quran Burner Reputation: 210 Group: Godfather Posts: 29,688 Joined: Feb 20, 2014
Post #15035 : 11th Nov 2017 12:10 PM I seem to have forgot how awesome the music to the Van Helsing movie from 2004 was, glad I accidentally stumnbled upon it once more.
vladykins #1 GOAT Reputation: 251 Group: Overlord Posts: 14,240 Joined: Jan 20, 2016
Post #15036 : 11th Nov 2017 12:11 PM Do you ever notice that when your stapler runs out of staples, it's ALWAYS inconvenient timing? :P
Of course it's always inconvenient. You have zero need for a stapler until you do, and if you run out, its a BFD.
Kinda like: "Did you ever notice that when your car runs out of gas, it's ALWAYS inconvenient timing?"
Also, things are in the last place you look for them, mainly because you don't keep looking after you find them.
How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat?
Bryce The Butcher Reputation: 100 Group: Legend Posts: 8,748 Joined: Jun 26, 2012
Post #15037 : 11th Nov 2017 1:57 PM This cracked me up!
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JJ Pig Reputation: 161 Group: Godfather Posts: 33,579 Joined: Jun 28, 2012
Post #15038 : 11th Nov 2017 3:13 PM
I have a co-worker who always borrows my stapler. idk why but it bugs me lol.
Christian Captain Charisma Reputation: 1,182 Group: Godfather Posts: 35,995 Joined: Apr 29, 2014
Post #15039 : 11th Nov 2017 3:25 PM it'd bug me too, like get your own stapler. Maybe theirs has been empty forever. :P
JJ Pig Reputation: 161 Group: Godfather Posts: 33,579 Joined: Jun 28, 2012
Post #15040 : 11th Nov 2017 3:38 PM it'd bug me too, like get your own stapler. Maybe theirs has been empty forever. :P
She doesn't have one but, yeah get your own! Mine just happens to be in an inconvenient place and she does use it way more than I do. Maybe I should just move it in between our desks. That would be the mature solution. :P
Spin Milk Bowl Reputation: 119 Group: Godfather Posts: 25,300 Joined: Feb 18, 2015
Post #15041 : 11th Nov 2017 4:01 PM it'd bug me too, like get your own stapler. Maybe theirs has been empty forever. :P
She doesn't have one but, yeah get your own! Mine just happens to be in an inconvenient place and she does use it way more than I do. Maybe I should just move it in between our desks. That would be the mature solution. :P
If you move it in-between, you are basically telling her that it's now her stapler. Then, next thing you know, it's fully on her desk, and you are staplerless.
JJ Pig Reputation: 161 Group: Godfather Posts: 33,579 Joined: Jun 28, 2012
Post #15042 : 11th Nov 2017 4:04 PM Maybe I'll walk to the supply room and get her one.
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Post #15043 : 12th Nov 2017 9:46 PM Apparently Chris's girlfriend and I used to live in the same building
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Curtis First Place Dick Reputation: 1,168 Group: Admin Posts: 78,303 Joined: Jun 22, 2012
Post #15044 : 12th Nov 2017 9:50 PM Chris is dating grandma?
vladykins #1 GOAT Reputation: 251 Group: Overlord Posts: 14,240 Joined: Jan 20, 2016
Post #15045 : 13th Nov 2017 10:49 AM
This explains why he raped you, Curtis.
How can you have any pudding if you won't eat your meat?
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