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Post #15031: 11th Nov 2017 12:58 AM 
How often does your car run out of gas?
 
   
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Post #15032: 11th Nov 2017 2:27 AM 
JJ @ 10/11/2017 23:58
How often does your car run out of gas?


About as often as my stapler.
 
   
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Post #15033: 11th Nov 2017 10:26 AM 
Spin @ 11/11/2017 1:58
Christian @ 10/11/2017 22:42
Do you ever notice that when your stapler runs out of staples, it's ALWAYS inconvenient timing? :P


Of course it's always inconvenient. You have zero need for a stapler until you do, and if you run out, its a BFD.

Kinda like: "Did you ever notice that when your car runs out of gas, it's ALWAYS inconvenient timing?"


well yeah, that's my point. :P
 
   
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Post #15034: 11th Nov 2017 10:26 AM 
JJ @ 11/11/2017 1:07
Do you staple a lot?


yes, at work.
 
   
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Post #15035: 11th Nov 2017 12:10 PM 
I seem to have forgot how awesome the music to the Van Helsing movie from 2004 was, glad I accidentally stumnbled upon it once more.
 
   
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Post #15036: 11th Nov 2017 12:11 PM 
Spin @ 11/11/2017 0:58
Christian @ 10/11/2017 22:42
Do you ever notice that when your stapler runs out of staples, it's ALWAYS inconvenient timing? :P


Of course it's always inconvenient. You have zero need for a stapler until you do, and if you run out, its a BFD.

Kinda like: "Did you ever notice that when your car runs out of gas, it's ALWAYS inconvenient timing?"


Also, things are in the last place you look for them, mainly because you don't keep looking after you find them.

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Post #15037: 11th Nov 2017 1:57 PM 
This cracked me up!

 
   
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Post #15038: 11th Nov 2017 3:13 PM 
Christian @ 11/11/2017 11:26
JJ @ 11/11/2017 1:07
Do you staple a lot?


yes, at work.


I have a co-worker who always borrows my stapler. idk why but it bugs me lol.
 
   
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Post #15039: 11th Nov 2017 3:25 PM 
it'd bug me too, like get your own stapler. Maybe theirs has been empty forever. :P
 
   
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Post #15040: 11th Nov 2017 3:38 PM 
Christian @ 11/11/2017 16:25
it'd bug me too, like get your own stapler. Maybe theirs has been empty forever. :P


She doesn't have one but, yeah get your own! Mine just happens to be in an inconvenient place and she does use it way more than I do. Maybe I should just move it in between our desks. That would be the mature solution. :P
 
   
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Post #15041: 11th Nov 2017 4:01 PM 
JJ @ 11/11/2017 14:38
Christian @ 11/11/2017 16:25
it'd bug me too, like get your own stapler. Maybe theirs has been empty forever. :P


She doesn't have one but, yeah get your own! Mine just happens to be in an inconvenient place and she does use it way more than I do. Maybe I should just move it in between our desks. That would be the mature solution. :P


If you move it in-between, you are basically telling her that it's now her stapler. Then, next thing you know, it's fully on her desk, and you are staplerless.
 
   
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Post #15042: 11th Nov 2017 4:04 PM 
Maybe I'll walk to the supply room and get her one.
 
   
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Post #15043: 12th Nov 2017 9:46 PM 
Apparently Chris's girlfriend and I used to live in the same building

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Post #15044: 12th Nov 2017 9:50 PM 
Chris is dating grandma?
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Post #15045: 13th Nov 2017 10:49 AM 
Curtis @ 12/11/2017 21:50
Chris is dating grandma?


This explains why he raped you, Curtis.

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