Guys I’m 100% helping town the rest of this game. I’m doing it for TIB. Those fuckers didn’t let us have 1 kill all game. I will no kill if need be and I’ll kill anyone you want on an odd night. My vote will definitely be town.
mafia would have 3 ppl then? nav, curtis, timmah which would make 10.
so town loses 2 ppl tonight but we lynch scum that makes 4 town, 1 sk, 2 scum.
town lose 2 other ppl the next night (in case the redirector still isnt lynched) that leaves 2 town 1 sk 1 mafia.
if im wrong and theres 5 town left, 4 mafia and 1 sk then if we dont hit the redirector town and the sk lose here. effectively making it against the sk's win con to actually kill tonight i would think.
we cant just lynch ahoda here is what im saying. just lynching the sk gives mafia the win if theres still 4 of them.
im not sure how likely that is because ive not been on top of this game.
either way ik some mafia have been lynched and i would hope only 3 mafia are left.
if thats the case town should win.
if 4 mafia are left its pretty much up to ahoda no killing if we dont hit the redirector.
bruh. im not mafia. im what i claimed i am. Ahoda and Spiderwoman are both caught mafia. We have to lynch there. I agree we cant lynch the SK (cultis) today. We have to keep him alive one more day.
Nav you're a pretty good mafia player, I won't take that from you. But if you want to take your game to the next level bro, you need to work on that caught scum troll game. It's severely lacking. Right now it's on par with your ability to talk to the ladies, and let's be honest, they aren't beating down that door.
You know when you're ready to work on that part of the game, you know where to find me.
It all started when I opened my role PM with such happiness and angst. I saw this purple writing and my happiness turn into sorrow.
"If only I was Primate," I thought to myself.
But as I continued to read I smirked. "Odd night SK? Interesting. I don't really like split roles and how can I win this way as SK? It's impossible to win as one to begin with, but I can only kill on odd nights? Wikey how drunk were you as you created this game? And what did you slip into Buffy's wine for her to agree to this?"
Well I'm only 2 lines into this role PM now, should I keep reading? I never do, but maybe this time is different.
"Wait, what's this? I have a partner? Whoa.....I hope I get someone super cool and awesome and someone who isn't.....well......me...."
Is it sad I don't even want to be my partner?
Well, let me click on this link and see what happens......
Time to take a stroll down SK memory lane....part 2
I click the link.....the internet icon is spinning....spinning...spinning....spinning..(ever notice how watching the internet icon spin is as irritating and annoying as the FE member Spin? I wonder if they are related?)...spinning....and finally.
I see an empty forum. So fresh...so clean.
I click on the stickied thread waiting to see my partner in crime. It actually loads quick.....
OMG....IT'S.......TIB!!!!!!
For the first time ever I'm scum with my BFF Herb. I was so happy. Jubilant even.
fun fact: my pc wants to auto correct jubilant to benevolent...which I can assuredly say that's probably how Herb felt when seeing I was his partner
So what will this unstoppable killing force be? Would we be Bonnie and Clyde? Nah, they were highly successful, but died at the end. Not us, we're too awesome for that. Maybe we would be like LeBron James and Anthony Davis? Nah, probably not. Those guys are the best of the best. Herb is up there with LeBron, but I'm not close to Anthony Davis. I'm more like Cherokee Parks.
Maybe we could be something special like Batman and Robin? Nah, too cliche...I Know, I think I got it. I'll be Rihanna to Herb's Shy Ronnie!
Yes, perfect.....wait, Rihanna is gorgeous and has talent and I'm just a fat wad brimming with had cholesterol and diabetes.
HHHMMMMM......wait...I think I got it. The perfect duo....
Time to take a stroll down SK memory lane....part 3
Yes, that's it...BRILLIANT! We could be Captain and Tenile, or Peaches and Herb, or Donnie and Marie, or even Sonny and Cher.... but f that noise. We're going to be Giligan and Skipper!
So D1 goes according to plan. Neither one of us is in the spotlight. Herb doing his hiding Herb technique that works so swimmingly until it doesn't. Me trolling like the troll that I am.
I call it a success.
N1 is where it get's fun....well, not for us. It's my night to kill. At this point our forum is furiously active with discussion. I can barely keep up with all the activity. It's stressing me out at this point. I skimmed all of 1 page and decided that Christian was extremely try harding on D1. That is a sin that is unforgivable.
I tell Herb, "listen here my bestie bff in the whole wide world, Christian was being a D1 try hard and he needs to have a discussion with god. He needs to repent and be taught a lesson."
Herb nodded in agreement, and said "Yes. I have spoken". Guess he was watching some Mandalorian or some shit.