And the kindergartners

Now go shut up!

I’m not sure why 6 times a week for dishes is odd. You can’t tell me y’all feel lazy at least ONE day? lol. That’s what I based it on. I was like “I do them, but there’s at least one day I’m like. Fuck it I’ll do it tomorrow”

KC @ 23/1/2021 4:26

Stargate is glaringly obvious to me. The only answer of Lamps that sticks out to me is his dishwashing one which matches Ahoda. Both seem... henny? Outside that. (Farlig is a bad answer, but very Ahoda). Once a day through the week and twice on weekends from both as a defense is.... oddly specific. I don't know anyone that needs to do that, but I live by myself. So meh. 0 a week though??? Unless you have a maid or live with your parents I guess. And to be honest, I don't jive with any of the other three. Name a pet after yourself? And I can't see black or X-men being his picks, personally. Just a hunch. ##vote Stargate

Dude I work from home, cook 90% of the meals for a family of 4, and kids are always eating and never cleaning up after themselves. Out your self in my shoes and 9 isn’t odd.

Y’all need to get some dishwashers

Filling the dishwasher and emptying dishwasher is still doing the dishes

Agreed, I counted “doing the dishes” as starting and unloading the dishwasher

Actually physically washing dishes doesn’t really count as anything in my mind because it’s usually just a pan/pot/tray/weird utensil. Everything else goes in the dishwasher

Basically we’re doomed

Ahoda Destroyer Of Worlds @ 23/1/2021 8:05

Filling the dishwasher and emptying dishwasher is still doing the dishes

So you’re saying you run your dishwasher 9 times a week? That’s ludicrous

Is that because of Covid?

I already have my vote in lamps. My next vote is for someone whose answers are just too ridiculous to be true.

##slaughter Jacob

Lamps and Jacob are the foxes. You’re welcome, America!

There is no way the kid who can’t even determine what color the dolphins throwback uniforms are can say “turquoise” is their favorite. What are you, a Navajo tribe member?

Dishwasher answer is also bad. “Maybe once” as if the answer is tough to deduce.

The KICKER for me is that Jacob didn’t even correctly spell the name of a notable childhood cartoon. It is actually “Ed, edd n eddy” not “Ed, edd, and eddy”

*drops mic*

Penner @ 23/1/2021 10:06

Ahoda Destroyer Of Worlds @ 23/1/2021 8:05 Filling the dishwasher and emptying dishwasher is still doing the dishes So you’re saying you run your dishwasher 9 times a week? That’s ludicrous

Yup. Easily. Have kids, you'll see. 2-3 meals a day for 4 people, it adds up.