Come one, come all! Welcome to Best.....THING!

In this poll tournament (credit to Zersch for the idea), anyone who wishes to participate may submit the strangest or most random item that they can find around their house. It can be absolutely whatever you wish, no questions asked. The goal here is WEIRD. People should look at your thing and either say what is that/why the fuck do you own that/where did you get that. Scavenge all across your house, search far and wide

For this to work we need PARTICIPATION! YOU! Reading this right now, you better submit something...

To submit, send me TWO different entries by pm'ing me a photo of it. We had about ten people vote in that poll, if we can have 16 people submit two things each then we have ourselves a bracket tourney

When you submit each one, type up a backstory about the thing. It can be brief, it can be detailed. Whatever you wish, dont overthink it. If and when your object is eliminated, I will reveal the backstory behind it.

This will be ANON! Only I will know who submitted each item, so don't spoil your submissions in the voting threads or in the pictures you take. So if you happen to live in Hollywood and really want everyone to know that you live in Hollywood, dont take a photo of your object with the Hollywood sign perfectly framed in the background through the window, for example. I may do a thing on the side where we try to guess who each thing belongs to, tbd


Until then, SUBMIT! Send me TWO things asap starting......now!

No dick pics please

Curtis @ 13/10/2020 19:05

No dick pics please

I'm out

I would suggest taking the two pictures in different locations so one doesn't reveal the other?

Yes do that

Do what you can to not link the two images together and to not reveal who submitted them

Send over discord or Facebook too if that’s easier

Curtis @ 13/10/2020 23:05

No dick pics please

So I shaved a ying yang symbol on my pubes for no reason....great

Panda Perry @ 13/10/2020 19:23

Curtis @ 13/10/2020 23:05 No dick pics please So I shaved a ying yang symbol on my pubes for no reason....great

I can't be the only one whom actually wants to see this?

I thought it was just random. Now it's gotta be weird?

Christian @ 14/10/2020 1:29

I thought it was just random. Now it's gotta be weird?

I didn't have anything weird in my house so I just put in random stuff that makes me happy.

I already took some photos of some things. Now I have to try harder. :P

Christian @ 13/10/2020 21:29

I thought it was just random. Now it's gotta be weird?

Interpret it however you wish. But it shouldn’t be random as in hey here is a shoe or here is a piece of paper

Looks like I'll have to do some digging

Curtis @ 13/10/2020 21:45

Christian @ 13/10/2020 21:29 I thought it was just random. Now it's gotta be weird? Interpret it however you wish. But it shouldn’t be random as in hey here is a shoe or here is a piece of paper

yes definitely not going shoe route unless it's a really neato shoe.

I will send you my items within 24 hours!
Everyone should do this.