Player = Merc
Item = "Swiss Army Man"
Role = The Helpful Friend
Role description = Each night you can select one of the available actions from this awesome list (role cop, ninja, strongman, doctor) and take that action. All actions are 1x use, and the ninja and strongman actions must be used in conjunction with performing the factional kill.
Alignment = Mafia

Player = Mittens
Item = "Step ladder"
Role = The Climber
Role description = Each night you will select one player to watch that evening. You will climb up your step ladder to get a better view, so you can see anyone who visits your target. However, your step ladder is a bit wobbly, so you only have a 75% chance of success each night.
Alignment = Town

Player = Lamps
Item = "Drawer"
Role = The Hex Wrench
Role description = You are an IKEA chest of drawers. As such, you come in a box in many pieces. You will spend the first two nights building the chest of drawers. At that point, you will learn more about your potential role.
Alignment = Town
Hidden = After two nights, the chest of drawers is assembled. At that point the person becomes a day-stopper. 1-time in the game, the chest of drawers will fall down onto everyone, thus ending the day immediately. The vote count at that point is locked, and if it is tied, a no-lynch will occur. You can activate this ability by posting ##childsafetyissue in the game thread.