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Curtis
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| Post #1: 4th May 2019 10:55 AM | |
1 - gouge my eyes out
2 - horrible/shameful
3 - fatally flawed/frustrating/boring
4 - disappointing/uninteresting
5 - mixed feelings/flawed but fine/some good ideas
6 - good/interesting concept/would recommend to someone if interested
7 - very good/well executed
8 - great/affecting/memorable
9 - amazing/love it
10 - an all time favorite/masterpiece/perfect | |
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Sugarboogerz
Devil's Island
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| Post #2: 5th May 2019 1:27 PM | |
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Unfortunately, I wasn't a fan of this one.
I thought the writing in this movie was just horrible. I felt like nine times out of ten, the movie would continuously tell us things instead of showing them. For example, the opening scene at the wedding, where they made sure to beat us over the head with the information that Earl always misses occasions. I thought the dialogue was like this the entire movie. It's like they were so afraid we weren't going to understand the point of every scene, so they made sure to have the actors lay it all out for us. We don't need Earl and the DEA Agent to spoon feed us the importance of family and this character's regret. It felt cheap and unearned. Scenes would have so much more impact with less dialogue and more reactions. I don't need Earl's granddaughter to yell at him over the phone about how everyone was right about him. It's melodramatic and takes me out of the moment.
So many scenes and events feel so forced or unnecessary. Do we really need the opening scene with the wedding? 12 years is a long time, and I couldn't help but laugh at how everyone looked exactly the same. You could have easily opened the movie with Earl coming to see his granddaughter, but it's like the movie was afraid that we wouldn't be able to figure out his past without those first fifteen minutes.
You can tell that Bradley Cooper did not care about this movie. His performance felt so phoned in and uninteresting. The conversations with the police have no substance to them. They're all just basic police jargon to help carry us between scenes.
I was really into Julio's character. I think the only scene that was interesting for me was Earl's conversation with Julio at the mansion party about Julio's loyalty to the cartel and what they did for him. Aside from the hypocrisy of Earl preaching about family after having a threesome, I thought that Julio's outlook of being loyal to the man that took care of him, no matter the cost, was an intriguing spin that would play out in an unexpected way. NOPE! They randomly kill off poor Andy Garcia just to enforce more rules onto Earl, something that OBVIOUSLY upsets Julio, and then we never see him do anything about it. He just accepts it. I thought it was such a missed opportunity.
This movie just didn't do anything for me. Clint had a few okay moments but overall, I thought most of his scenes were corny and out of place. Much like the entire movie. 3/10 |
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Mittens
The Godfather
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| Post #3: 7th May 2019 1:38 PM | |
5/10 for me when I saw it a little while back. I was entertained, but wasn't blown away by the performances. | |
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JJ
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| Post #4: 18th May 2019 10:55 PM | |
So when are we FE watching this? | |
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Curtis
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| Post #5: 18th May 2019 11:02 PM | |
Monday? | |
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JJ
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| Post #6: 18th May 2019 11:03 PM | |
boo | |
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Curtis
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| Post #7: 18th May 2019 11:06 PM | |
oh | |
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JJ
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| Post #8: 18th May 2019 11:08 PM | |
well if it's after 8:30 eastern then I'm fine with it | |
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Curtis
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| Post #9: 20th May 2019 6:52 AM | |
LIKE THIS POST IF 8:30 TONIGHT WORKS
May is flying by so I’d like to get it done | |
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JJ
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| Post #10: 20th May 2019 9:50 PM | |
great soundtrack | |
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Curtis
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| Post #11: 20th May 2019 9:52 PM | |
"You're welcome dykes!" | |
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itsbrianyay
Good morning - evening - afternoon
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| Post #12: 20th May 2019 9:58 PM | |
did i think the movie was GOOD? meh
did i have a lot of fun watching it? yes | |
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dr
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| Post #13: 20th May 2019 10:04 PM | |
Solid 6! Way better viewing experience than Gran Tarino, which was AN EXPERIENCE.
This was exactly what I expect from a Clint Eastwood movie by Clint Eastwood, to the point where I almost wanna rate it even higher for nailing that theme. It felt like Clint had a checklist in hand, and every scene was supposed to check off at least one of his goals or favorite tropes or one liners.
I don't think it pulled off any kind of emotional investment, but unlike Gran Tarino it wasn't trying to be quite as IMPORTANT so that worked out alright. It was a fun movie if you watch it like a fun movie.
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And I'm so happy that Earl lived at the end and went to prison and the story had to go for the "happy"(??) ending. Gran Tarino's weird old white man who dies trying to prove to the hmong how bad gang is violence left me with a BAD TASTE so this movie where the self-sacrifice was him serving his deserved sentence for his crimes after kinda (not really) getting his shit together was refreshing.
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Overall it felt a little forced and a little CHECKMARK-y but I enjoyed watching it | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
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Curtis
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| Post #14: 20th May 2019 10:13 PM | |
Wasn't high on it! 5 for me. Could've maybe been a 4 but anything below a 5 is something I probably violently hated where as this was just mediocre on almost every level
The dialogue was...woof. Clint played the old buffoon grandpa well enough but I'm not sure how much he was even acting. It just made me wanna watch badass Clint in the Dollars trilogy again
Agreed that it was disappointing that the Julio character just vanished. Felt like something was gonna come out of that but it was literally all pointless
What was Lawrence Fishburne even doing in this movie
Agreed that the movie wasn't great but watching it was fun, we gotta do Rabbit more often. His racist/out of touch lines were a huge hit in our group
Only thing missing was a parade of the motorcycle dykes charging down the cartel at the end to save Earl | |
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dr
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| Post #15: 20th May 2019 10:21 PM | |
actually here's the story of me watching gran tarino since i mentioned it in the rabbit chat:
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I was in the historical reenactment nerd club at college, which was really small and just a handful of us who mostly just watched movies and drove around maryland at night. One night after a meeting one guy in the club, Rob, who was kinda weird and way too into the civil war said he was gonna go see gran tarino with a friend at the theater and asked if any of us wanted to go. I don't put the proper amount of value on my personal safety so I agreed to go, and so did the guy who somehow figured out my phone number to text me constantly about LOST, txts. I was worried his other friend would be the only other friend I knew either of them had, Creepy Paul, who was banned from the club, but I was briefly relieved to discover it wasn't. But creepy paul probably would have been a better 4th because instead it was this real sketchy guy who didnt go to our college who didnt tell me his name and was creepier than txts and more racist than rob and even more into firearms and knowing every local law about armed militias for some reason
Also Rob had me meet him a bar off campus to pick me up because he couldn't drive on campus with all the guns in his trunk. He had over 20 guns just floating around in his trunk. Somehow I just thought "oh classic rob" and didn't question it but now I realize that was maybe a little weird
We watched the movie and rob and rob's terrible friend cheered at every one liner (txts was a little more film cricket), and when the movie was over it was just this big discussion between the 2 of them (and txts kinda) just going on about how all the black guys in the movie were spooks after all and just a lot of shitty opinions
Anyway it all turned out fine despite me going 'wow this was a terrible thing to agree to' the entire time i was in the car with them, and in the end it was just 4 nerds watching a movie. Not my worst theater visit at college OR the creepiest incident involving txts and other people creepier than txts
but what a contrast between running commentaries on clint eastwood movies
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