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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #1: 13th Dec 2018 3:58 PM | |
what do I do | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #2: 13th Dec 2018 3:58 PM | |
he ate my chips!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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itsbrianyay
Good morning - evening - afternoon
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| Post #3: 13th Dec 2018 4:05 PM | |
tell him there's nudie magazines outside of your car and ahoda should leave willingly | | |
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primate
Eff Ewe DADD!
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| Post #4: 13th Dec 2018 4:07 PM | |
Plan A. Open the door and let him out. (shoo him with your ice scraper)
Plan B. Throw your cat in there with him and video it.
Plan C. Get in. Lock the doors and declare "THIS IS THUNDERDOME"
Plan D. Burn your car for the insurance money.
Plan E. Get a hampster wheel and some habit trail tubes and just let him live there. Name him Bob, and form a lifelong bond. | | |
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primate
Eff Ewe DADD!
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| Post #5: 13th Dec 2018 4:08 PM | |
Whatever you do, don't eat him. Those bastards eat garbage. | | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #6: 13th Dec 2018 4:10 PM | |
I haven't actually seen it yet. I left a small bag of chips in my car after break and when I went back in during lunch it was SHREDDED
So my Volvo either has a rodent or ghosts | |
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primate
Eff Ewe DADD!
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| Post #7: 13th Dec 2018 4:10 PM | |
Whatever you choose. After he's gone, clean your car out. It's so filthy rats are living in there, FFS. | | |
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primate
Eff Ewe DADD!
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| Post #8: 13th Dec 2018 4:11 PM | |
Seriously, Just get a rat trap, bait with peanut butter (cake frosting if you have nut allergies)
p.s. There is never just one rat or mouse.
You can do a live trap or a kill trap. Humane society may loan you a live one if you ask. | | |
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primate
Eff Ewe DADD!
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| Post #9: 13th Dec 2018 4:13 PM | |
One last thing. Get on it. Those bastards will eat your wiring and cost you a fortune in repairs. | | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #10: 13th Dec 2018 4:22 PM | |
You drive to a dealership and trade that bitch in |
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Herm
Definitely not a Quran Burner
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| Post #11: 13th Dec 2018 4:31 PM | |
What is a rat doing in your car? | | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #12: 13th Dec 2018 4:37 PM | |
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Trying to stay warm! | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #13: 13th Dec 2018 4:38 PM | |
It’s probably a member of the jets front office getting pay back for Belichick |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #14: 13th Dec 2018 4:43 PM | |
Is the mouse claiming to be a feminist and calling you a bitch? If so it sounds like Igor’s parents finally kicked him out |
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Shadow
Mr. Cat
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| Post #15: 13th Dec 2018 5:06 PM | |
Enjoyed episode one | |
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