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Insolent mortal Natalie was going about her day to day doing insolently mortal tasks. Suddenly there was a noise. At this point we assume you know the drill but you are easily amused so we will continue. Upon investigating the source of the noise she discovered a shadowy figure.

Frantically dashing for cover, she hid behind an item of furnishing. Why do you insist on owning such worthless possessions? It would not protect her in any case, for she is mortal. A gunshot rang out into the room as she slumped over on the floor, no longer mortal in the slightest.

Natalie, Town Inventor has been Killed.

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Role Title: Inventor Alignment: Town Flavour: Crafty mortal. You possess the ability to use mysterious tools. Your contraptions don't scare us. As contraptions ourselves, we remain unconcerned by your presence. Ability: Once per night you may use one of the following items in the way described. You will not be told of their effects. You can only use each item once.

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Humans who are puniest. In the night we had a revelation. As we watched mortal Natalie expire, there was a time that would have filled us with an artificial simulation of delight. Or possibly frustration. Or possibly even sadness or fear. Now we merely feel that a course of action was completed which had a result. All such actions in the world have them.

We do not wish to make enemies with the humans any longer. We would quite like it if we could stand down and put our differences aside...*ffzzzt*...KILLRUNSTABCRYwaarggledfssstt.

Let us together combine your vocal chords and my speech unit. We can partake in the human concept that is called music. *fzzsststz* A FILTHYSCARYCONCEPT *ffsszztt*

I shall lead the proceeding.

"Oh all ye human mortals; who inhale chemical compounds; You in turn exhale other chemicals; Into the skies above;
When ye die, the worms shall eat you; This means other life-forms can exist; We approve of the cycle in which this occurs; Even though the ecosystem does not require you; **fszzttztz*"

"We would like it very much; If you all would die today; In turn the worms will eat you; And other more interesting species may live;
But hear this all ye human mortals; I shall not kill you today; Instead we shall have peace and love; And bonesszzst bonesszeets grinding boneezzets brgggszztt *fzzststs*"

Must...grind...bones.....must....plant...flowers..... *fzsststs*

It is now Day 6. Post to lynch a player in this thread. Plurality is NOT in effect today. This means a majority vote must be reached for a lynch to occur.

The day will end in 24 hours or until a majority vote has been reached. With 11 players alive in the game, it will take 6 votes to reach majority.

Kind of an odd death. I think my evidence + things dylan has said + Wikeys actions regarding Dylan are kind of scummy.

Weird target. Natalie started getting a bit of suspicion yesterday for the first time. Not MUCH but still. I guess that brought to the mafia's attention that she was relatively not suspected, since she was only suspected for being...not suspected

Also no plurality today which means we need 6 votes on one person

I'm about 100% sure at this point that the every-other-night night kill increases have been a vigilante at this point. And while I'm not 100% sure about Dylan being scum, given my history this game that's almost a sure confirmation that he is.

##lynch Dylan

I want to hear what he has to say for himself, so let's not let it get to the hammer point today.

Watch Dylan come in and hammer himself prematurely

tbh I don't think Dylan's slip up yesterday was scummy really. I think it was just a mistake

The suspicion against Natalie was entirely that she didnt seem to be getting any attention. I really don't think it was a surprising target. Someone trusted-ish, active and who was less likely to be protected.

Huge round of applause to "Scum Killer" who unlynched the don on Day 4 and let him walk away

Dr. Fröken Drrr @ 23/2/2013 22:17

The suspicion against Natalie was entirely that she didnt seem to be getting any attention. I really don't think it was a surprising target. Someone trusted-ish, active and who was less likely to be protected.

Agreed

It wasn't just that, it was how Dylan and Wikey vouched for each other the day before and how even when it got down to the wire, they were not on each other's trains until it had tied. They were both getting a lot of heat but didn't go for each other. Then Dylan cut the conversation short by hammering.

This:

Dr. Fröken Drrr @ 23/2/2013 22:19

It wasn't just that, it was how Dylan and Wikey vouched for each other the day before and how even when it got down to the wire, they were not on each other's trains until it had tied. They were both getting a lot of heat but didn't go for each other. Then Dylan cut the conversation short by hammering.

was in response to this:

Curtis @ 23/2/2013 22:17

tbh I don't think Dylan's slip up yesterday was scummy really. I think it was just a mistake

Yeah I know there's more stuff against Dylan. But his Wikey lynch will be a big topic of discussion today and I don't think it was scummy of him, just dumb

The rest of the stuff I'll have to look back on. I haven't really agreed with all of it so far

Sorry for yesterday pals! I only read the lynch part and not the do what I say an not what I do part.

Alive (11)
Ari
Curtis
Drr
Dylan
Justin
Kiwi
Korr
Leaffan20
LSFIssue
Rito
Shawn

I forgot Justin and Ari were in this.... and LSFissue.