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Tiresome fleshbag Wikey was at home, tending to his flowering crops or some other ridiculous concept. As he did, there was a sound from behind. He immediately ran towards his domicile, cowering like an infant human in the entryway. He paused in that position for quite some time before slowly emerging.

Nothing? What a relief for the worthless mortal. However twist in the tale! Suddenly without a warning of any kind, a blade appeared through the messaging port in his entryway. Wikey looked down as he seeped fluid all over the freshly laundered fabric that covered his flooring. Dashing upstairs he whined like a child and slept.

The day after however he awoke without a care in the world. Disgusting.

Wikey has survived an attack.

Meanwhile, somewhere else in the human sprawl, puny human Korr was walking home after a night at some kind of establishment. It seemed this establishment sold fluid, but unlike regular fluid which is a necessary component to allow optimal function of life, this fluid had the adverse effect, causing humans to perform sub-optimally.

Our scanners indicate it is a form of poison. We rejoice in the fact that humans are trying to poison themselves. This makes things much simpler.

As he stumbled into his domicile, unable to perform the simplest of human infant tasks, he grinned at a shadowy figure lurking in the darkness. He still continued to grin as an axe-blade whirled through the air and embedded itself in his torso. Korr fell onto the ground, leaking fluid all over.

The sad twist to this tale is that sadly, Korr made it. We wish he hadn't.

Korr has survived an attack.

Loading dayV.exe.....

File Loaded.

Neurosis simulation package installed.

Installing Little_Book_of_Calm.exe...

We have not been resting too well. Our time in the workshop has been confusing. We have been feeling a great sadness. This is making us very very very very uneasy. We feel the shadows around the corner are trying to kill us. WE SHALL INGEST THE SHADOWS. But we only ever wanted to be friends. Will the shadows not be our friends?

Puny humans. Today you will meet your bloody end. Not at my hands, I will be...over here. I do not wish to have any weaponry hitting me because it will break my heart. Also it will MAKE ME WANT TO KILL YOU AND I WILL but I will do it with regret and fear.

We are feeling hazy and accessed the wrong form for creating threads. We decided to make a poll anyway because it will help pass the time and maybe we can learn a little about one another, that would be disgusting and I will destroy anybody who suggests it again.

Well...maybe not destroy. But I will certainly intimidate them from afar. It is the only distance we feel we belong. Why is the world so cruel and disgusting and ABOUT TO BE DESTROYED? All of these things scare us and make us delighted.

It is now Day 5. Post to lynch a player in this thread. Plurality IS in effect today. This means whichever player has the most votes by the end of the day will be lynched.

The day will end in 24 hours or until a majority vote has been reached. With 13 players alive in the game, it will take 7 votes to reach majority.

Welp, bye Wikey!

##Lynch Wikey

What did I do?

Wikey! You were attacked! That's very interesting. Who did you hide behind last night, bud?

##Lynch: Wikey.

Last minute flip to tie the vote and surviving.

##Lynch: Wikey

Curtis!

If yesterday wasn't bad enough, today confirms it.

Slow down guys, lets leave the lynching for a bit so we can get some discussion out of today. And then we kill him.

Feefiaggizady @ 23/2/2013 1:20

Wikey looked down as he seeped fluid all over the freshly laundered fabric that covered his flooring.

Uncool Paul!

You will give everyone the wrong idea!

The end of yesterday was so incredibly :|

Wikey is PROBABLY the don and a few people sat on their hands at the end of the day and let him walk away (:

Tom Brady @ 22/2/2013 20:28

Feefiaggizady @ 23/2/2013 1:20 Wikey looked down as he seeped fluid all over the freshly laundered fabric that covered his flooring. Uncool Paul! You will give everyone the wrong idea!

He's been referring to any fluid as fluid. Oil or blood. It is all the same to the bots. That isn't the reason you're getting lynched, bud!

Going to stick with my Lynch from yesterday and lynch Wikey but we do need to talk before reaching majority on his lynch.

Seriously guys. I am just an incredibly shitty townie

Korr and Jeff surviving now is odd. Wikey is probably the don so not really concerned about him. Would be a joke if we let him live.