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Once upon a time there was a mortal man they called Boc. Whilst watching television one night, relying on a machine to give him satisfaction because humanity would be nowhere without us, he heard a strange noise in his hallway.

Standing to attention, Boc's abdomen began to shake as a very primitive means of fear control. He looked down at the ground and noticed that he had soiled himself. How delightful. As he returned his gaze upwards once more, he felt the cold steel of a knife blade pierce his neck. And then he fell down to the ground, expired. Exquisite.

Boc, Town Vanilla has been Killed.

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Role Title: Vanilla Alignment: Town Flavour: Puny fleshbag, you have no powers at all. Allow me to simulate laughter, watching you flail around in the darkness. Ability: None.

But lo and behold, events had not reached their logical conclusion yet. Somewhere in another disgusting and bacteria-ridden human domicile was a man named Henry. He was standing in his garden with a rolled up piece of tree bark containing a plant substance in his mouth. Every so often he would inhale but instead of inhaling oxygen, as is expected, he was inhaling fumes from the item which happened to be ignited.

He smiled because this process gave him some semblance of pleasure, despite the fact it was actively disrupting the wiring of his neurological pathways. I suppose it is understandable, as bots will occasionally throw a nor operator into their own coding. It feels "good", "man".

All of this was irrelevant because just at that moment, somebody hoisted a shotgun from the ground and fired, causing his cranium to explode in a delightful array of colouration. We wish we could ingest popcorn.

Henry, Town Commuter has been Killed.

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Role Title: Commuter Alignment: Town Flavour: Elusive meatbag. Stop running and fight you coward. You don't see any bots running, do you? I mean most don't have legs, but still. Ability: Once per night you may choose to escape. Any actions performed on you that night will not take effect. This cannot be done on two consecutive nights.

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Puny disgusting fleshbags. I will today sit back and watch your flesh melt from your bones. Not only will I watch, I will PARTICIPATE IN THE EVENT.

The night was wonderful, but it is not enough. You will personally meet your ends at my indestructible steel form. Resistance is futile, still!

Observe as I wield this hatchet on the end of my arm in a manner that could theoretically cause your limbs to disengage from your abdomens. I shall then ingest them. I shall INGEST YOU ALL.

It is now Day 3. Post to lynch a player in this thread. Plurality IS in effect today. This means whichever player has the most votes by the end of the day will be lynched.

The day will end in 24 hours or until a majority vote has been reached. With 16 players alive in the game, it will take 9 votes to reach majority.

Oh shit.

I stick by my former assessment of Malion

TLG lynched Greenday way before Rob revealed making him look pretty good (I know he unlynched but meeeeh)

##lynch Malion

Also Jeff is looking more likely to be anti town with two kills this night.

Rob is pretty much confirmed as town.

Rest are MEH MEH

I'll admit I haven't been entirely invested in this game so my throw away comment really was just to not be entirely inactive.

I saw the train on greenday but for some reason my mind was elsewhere and I couldn't really wrap my mind around the details of why he was scum so I just abstained, courteously.

Now today is a new day.

Boc is dead, and we all know who wanted him dead it was scummy Henr....

Shit...

Well Henry is dead we all know who thought he should be offed... it was Bo...

Well fuck.

##Lynch Malion

LSFissue @ 18/2/2013 16:39

##Lynch Malion

Ted everybody

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I saw the train on greenday but for some reason my mind was elsewhere and I couldn't really wrap my mind around the details of why he was scum so I just abstained, courteously.

It was because of this:

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Quote Rant aside, WHY do you think that Greenday is definitely scum? Yesterday you said it was because it was a joke vote based on a screenshot you found on futurama that implied bots are jewish. Today he's scum. If you have a case for greenday then make the case. Okay, well, then I'll just come right out in the open. I wanted to hide this, because, let's face it, I thought that keeping this sort of thing out of the limelight for longer than round two was *probably* in the town's best interest, but because of something I discovered by using my role, I am 100% more confident today that Greenday is scum than I was yesterday, and I can empirically say that he is a mafia member. If I'm wrong, you guys can go right ahead and lynch me tomorrow.

Specifically, the "because of something I discovered by using my role, I am 100% more confident today that Greenday is scum than I was yesterday, and I can empirically say that he is a mafia member." part.

As well as the

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Well, resistance is futile. Every. Fucking. Time I'm mafia I get unlucky by a role being used on me night 1 lmfao. Well done people.

thing.

It wasn't really confusing at all!

LSFissue @ 18/2/2013 16:39

##Lynch Malion

Tell us why, buddy!

I'll admit I barely read the thread yesterday at all. Between work and pokemon my mind was hazy mush.

LSFISSUE it is not wise to just randomly lynch somebody for no good reason at all.

You could say it is unwise

I am not random, I am agree with ari

LSFissue @ 18/2/2013 16:51

I am not random, I am agree with ari

But why

because ari is cool

You are obviously new here.