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Feefiaggizady
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| Post #1: 14th Feb 2013 7:25 PM | |
Loading day1.exe.....
File Loaded.
Buffering Introduction Post...
Welcome, meat-bags. You will be pleased to hear that I have successfully processed my lower-case function and am now able to type in a manner that is not all caps. This may look nicer to your tiresome human eyes, but it probably looks less fearsome. Disappointing.
No matter. The game is afoot. It is time to answer for your crimes. The rules of the game are simple: Your friends' computers have been hijacked by us. They will post in this thread as if they human and they will fool you. These are advanced units. They passed the Turing test with flying colours. You will not see them coming at all.
Your job is to successfully lynch them. If you are unsuccessful however, there is a catch. Any fleshbag you lynch in this thread will be killed in the real world by our sleeper forces of kitchen repairmen and watch sellers. You have been warned. This is your last attempt to play for your menial lives. If you so think it's worth it, proceed.
Our forces will be slowly picking you off in the game whilst simultaneously picking you off in real-life. The net result is that you will probably lose either way. But we will give you a fighting chance. I will not have it said that we bots are not fair.
Proceed with caution but know you have already lost.
It is now Day 1. Post to lynch a player in this thread. Plurality IS in effect today. This means whichever player has the most votes by the end of the day will be lynched.
The day will end in 24 hours or until a majority vote has been reached. With 20 players alive in the game, it will take 11 votes to reach majority. | |
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dr
- cute and very brutal -
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| Post #2: 14th Feb 2013 7:42 PM | |
HALLO IT IS I, VON PAULUS, HERE TO VANISH THE BOTSCUM | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
"She essentially tore apart the Hex Girls with a simple STAT"
LUCK CREATOR | HEART HACKER | BUY GOLD BYE
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Bonkers Dodging Bestie....Perry
Doctor
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| Post #3: 14th Feb 2013 7:53 PM | |
Sweet oh how I have missed mafia! | | |
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Grimapple
The Queen of FE
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| Post #4: 14th Feb 2013 7:54 PM | |
How exciting! | |
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Greendasshole
Count Vertical
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| Post #5: 14th Feb 2013 7:57 PM | |
Oh this is creepy... | | Please ask me on October 1st if they woke me up. I've literally never heard it before and I'm definitely not tired of it. |
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dr
- cute and very brutal -
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| Post #6: 14th Feb 2013 8:03 PM | |
BOT. | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
"She essentially tore apart the Hex Girls with a simple STAT"
LUCK CREATOR | HEART HACKER | BUY GOLD BYE
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Bonkers Dodging Bestie....Perry
Doctor
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| Post #7: 14th Feb 2013 8:06 PM | |
Is Vernon in this game cause if so I want to lynch him | | |
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Nobert
Cerberus
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| Post #8: 14th Feb 2013 8:10 PM | |
My friends my many friends, it is good to be back :) | | |
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Boc
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| Post #9: 14th Feb 2013 8:24 PM | |
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| Sweet oh how I have missed mafia! |
Is this Perry? |  |
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Bonkers Dodging Bestie....Perry
Doctor
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| Post #10: 14th Feb 2013 8:27 PM | |
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| Sweet oh how I have missed mafia! |
Is this Perry? |
Yes | | |
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wikey
10000 Rats
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| Post #11: 14th Feb 2013 8:47 PM | |
Hey guys! I have an idea!
To all you bots out there, it's game over bitches! | | |
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Grimapple
The Queen of FE
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| Post #12: 14th Feb 2013 8:50 PM | |
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dr
- cute and very brutal -
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| Post #13: 14th Feb 2013 8:51 PM | |
Unfortunely, that has not stopped the bots from registering, nor has the fact that I required them to physically sign up, and the bots do not have fingers. These bots are smarter... more intelligent... and now they walk along us | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
"She essentially tore apart the Hex Girls with a simple STAT"
LUCK CREATOR | HEART HACKER | BUY GOLD BYE
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Dyl
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #14: 14th Feb 2013 8:57 PM | |
I wanna be someone! | "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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Grimapple
The Queen of FE
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| Post #15: 14th Feb 2013 8:59 PM | |
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| Unfortunely, that has not stopped the bots from registering, nor has the fact that I required them to physically sign up, and the bots do not have fingers. These bots are smarter... more intelligent... and now they walk along us |
So basically, Aperture was right.
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