You've heard the Alligator River story. You've heard The Bread Thief story. NOW PRESENTING...

THE BRIEFCASE

A group of five work friends left a bar and took a shortcut down an alleyway. On their way down an alley they stumbled across a drunk, sleeping man who was clutching a briefcase that clearly belonged to him. The briefcase was spilled open, revealing $100,000 inside.

Lucas noticed the money first. While the other four were distracted to see if the man was okay, Lucas picked up the briefcase and planned on hiding it nearby so he could pick it up later and keep it all for himself.

The group caught Lucas and called him out, forcing Lucas to come clean. Noah suggested they take the money for themselves but the rest were weary. Noah went a step further and suggested they ice Lucas out for his earlier betrayal. The group agreed since it meant they'd each get a larger cut and a drunk and angry Lucas left them.

The group found some plastic bags in a nearby trash can and began to divvy the money up evenly. Not happy with the way Noah iced Lucas out, Abby secretly took Noah's share for herself and filled Noah's bag with something else to trick him. Dustin, who had a crush on Abby, saw her do this and planted evidence that would lead Noah to assume that innocent Megan was the one who stole his share, despite Noah being Dustin's best friend.

Meanwhile, an angry Lucas called the police from across the street and told them what his four friends were doing. The police showed up and caused the group to panic and flee in all directions (the friends were drunk, underage, and stealing a considerable amount of money). Abby, knowing that two cops were around the corner, told Dustin to run that way while she ran in the opposite direction. Her plan worked as Dustin was caught by the police and Abby managed to escape.

As Megan ran with the briefcase and her share, she saw the sleeping man jolt awake and gasp for air. Megan recognized that the man was having an asthma attack and she found his inhaler inside of the briefcase, but the police were already too close. Knowing that she would be arrested if she went back to provide the inhaler, Megan assumed the police would be able to deal with him and ran in the opposite direction. The man survived the ordeal.

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There are five characters in this story; Lucas, Noah, Abby, Dustin, and Megan. Rank the characters based on their behavior from worst behavior to best behavior. Vote in the poll above for the single worst behaved character.

Justify your 1-5 rankings below. DISCUSS

way too many words

Megan really came in right at the wire as the biggest piece of shit imo. But Lucas and his "scorched earth, if I can't have it no one will" attitude is a close second. Plus he's a trick bitch, snitching on these others.

So I'm voting Megan.

Megan > Lucas >> Dustin >>> Abby >>>>>>> Noah

Megan gambled with a life, Lucas is a punk bitch, Dustin is a duplicitous twat and most certainly not a GOAT and got played just as he deserved, plus he tried to frame a friend. Abby fucked over Noah and then especially Dustin. Noah is definitely the least biggest piece of shit- his biggest crime (aside from underage drinking and this theft which the rest of these characters are on board with) was excluding Lucas, the second biggest piece of shit.

The Alligator River story:

Igor @ 14/3/2018 20:15

This one is dumb

The Bread Thief story:

Igor @ 28/5/2018 20:52

too many words

The Briefcase story:

Igor @ 18/6/2018 20:54

way too many words

Igor doesn't know how to read confirmed

6/10 Igor!

Curtis @ 18/6/2018 20:07

6/10 Igor!

KC getting a lot of action tonite aye?

Igor @ 18/6/2018 21:09

Curtis @ 18/6/2018 20:07 6/10 Igor! KC getting a lot of action tonite aye?

Curtis @ 11/6/2018 20:04

Igor your warning level has been reset to 0. For each shitty Igor post it goes up by 1. If you reach 10 by the end of June you are banned THAT'S ONE

this one read like a soap opera synopsis.
They're all pretty crappy people. I'll have to think on this.

ohhhh hahaha
i dont give a shit bro
i say whatever i want to whoever i want

Lucas is based on Igor

Megan probably the worst for sure. She could have even left the inhaler behind for someone to find if she was worried about being caught by the police.
Lucas intended to hide the briefcase and take all the money for himself. Then tried to get his friends arrested for trying to do the same thing, but split it amongst themselves.
Noah iced out Lucas.
Abby didn't like that, so she tried to cut Noah out, and then Dustin tried to get Noah to hink it was Megan who took Noah's share.

Worst:
Megan
Lucas
Noah
Dustin
Abby

They are all bad bad people.

They are all scumbags. No winners here. Just losers.

Megan is a national hero.

Megan for all stars!