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I wear a watch (feel naked without one)

I've gotten into an argument with a store clerk (she was a hag)

I have used (or still use) axe body spray (as a teen)

I still keep in touch with friends from high school (like 2 max. barely see)

I wear a watch - Nope, haven't worn one in years.

I've played a board game in the last 90 days - Yep, just two days ago.

I've gone skiing - If you call falling down a mountain wearing skis or being dragged behind a boat wearing skis "skiing", then yes. If standing up is required, then no.

I've been to Las Vegas - Yep. Have relatives that live there.

There is at least $20 in my wallet - Yep- I grabbed extra for flea markets tomorrow.

I have somebody (not a bot) blocked on Facebook - Yep. I'm also blocked by a few people.

I regularly go to the doctor - No. If nothing is falling off, I don't go.

I've been on a tour bus or boat - Never a tour bus. I've been on a water taxi, so not sure if that counts as a "tour boat".

I've been on jury duty - I've been called twice in my life- first for California when I was at school in DC (so didn't take part) and second last year, but when the day rolled around the website said they didn't need me. :(

I enjoy country music - Oh fuck no.

I've gone skydiving - Not yet.

I've earned money from something I created myself - My career? lol. Only "art" I create tend to be for us.

I've gotten into an argument with a store clerk - Not really, but I got into an argument with a DMV clerk.

I have a house plant - PLants are all outside.

I have used (or still use) axe body spray - Fuck no.

I still keep in touch with friends from high school - Mostly on FB.

I wear a watch - No. Every time I try one it ends up breaking and I can't be bothered. I've been tempted to get a fitbit.

I've played a board game in the last 90 days - At the tail end of 90 days but yes.

I've gone skiing - Nope. Been snowboarding on my own accord but never gone to resort or learned to ski.

I've been to Las Vegas - No. My training is in Vegas so next time I'm summoned up there for my ASM classes, I will be. Probably won't be for a while.

There is at least $20 in my wallet - Yes, Mr. C just gave me the rent when I got home from work.

I have somebody (not a bot) blocked on Facebook - I... don't think I actually do. The only people I would block don't have a Facebook, mercifully.

I regularly go to the doctor - No. Haven't been in over a year and no showed my last appointment.

I've been on a tour bus or boat - Yes, the one that goes around the Statue of Liberty.

I've been on jury duty - No.

I enjoy country music - Absolutely not.

I've gone skydiving - No, but I want to.

I've earned money from something I created myself - No.

I've gotten into an argument with a store clerk - No.

I have a house plant - I wish I did tbh but I know I can't as they would get destroyed by my animals.

I have used (or still use) axe body spray - I did when I was a teenager. I use to put on a ton of it. The commercials convinced me it was attractive. It wasn't.

I still keep in touch with friends from high school - Definitely not. The only person from school I've ever talked to since graduating is my old Junior year social studies teacher. I have him on Facebook.

I wear a watch - Nope, haven't worn one in years.

I've played a board game in the last 90 days - Not a board game, but a card game or two.

I've gone skiing - Yeah snow skiing a couple of times, water skiing once when I was about 7, but I couldn't get up on the skis worth a darn.

I've been to Las Vegas - Yeah

There is at least $20 in my wallet - No, I rarely carry cash

I have somebody (not a bot) blocked on Facebook - No

I regularly go to the doctor - Only if my wife makes me.

I've been on a tour bus or boat - Yeah, boat

I've been on jury duty - No. I was called once, but didn't have to serve. (One of the parties was my employer at the time, and I answered the softball questions so they wouldn't choose me. (ie: Do you believe in the justice system? "No, it's a corrupt and broken mess."

I enjoy country music - Yeah

I've gone skydiving - 3 times when I was much younger. Not sure I would have the balls to do it now. Definitely wouldn't do it at the same place. Plane had duct tape on the windows, and I SHIT YOU NOT, the pilot was wearing a parachute.

I've earned money from something I created myself - I used to do handyman work building decks, porches, landscaping, etc.. when I was a teacher so we could actually pay our bills. Not sure if that counts, though.

I've gotten into an argument with a store clerk - More than once.

I have a house plant - No because I can look a plant to death.

I have used (or still use) axe body spray - No

I still keep in touch with friends from high school - Mostly on FB.

I wear a watch - I wore a watch every day for about 20 years, until the battery died in mine about 6 months ago. Never replaced it, and haven't worn one since. This will be the first summer without a watch tan since I was a kid.

I've played a board game in the last 90 days - Just played Twilight Struggle the other night.

I've gone skiing - Water skiing and cross-country skiing as a kid, and snow skiing a handful of times as an adult

I've been to Las Vegas - Three times (not counting the many times flying/driving through). Once on a family vacation in middle school (fun!), once for a basketball tournament as a freshman in college (vegas when you are 19 blows), and once again as an adult (just ok).

There is at least $20 in my wallet - If this is asking about cash, nope. I think I've got $5, as I gave the other to my daughter for a school field trip. I tend to keep less than $40, unless I'm travelling and really expect to need cash.

I have somebody (not a bot) blocked on Facebook - Yep, although now it's just a whole lot easier (and less messy) to just unfollow them.

I regularly go to the doctor - Yes, I regularly take my kids to the doctor. Me? It's got to be pretty bad for me to go to the doctor for myself.

I've been on a tour bus or boat - Yep

I've been on jury duty - No, but I was called once in Arizona while in college and got to spend an entire day sitting watching crappy daytime TV in the holding room until they finally let us go at 5 pm, as we weren't needed.

I enjoy country music - There are a couple songs I won't immediately change the station on, but there is a reason the wife and I have different cars and alarm clocks.

I've gone skydiving - Fuck no. I don't like getting close to the railings in multi-story buildings. Jump out of a perfectly good airplane, on purpose? You must be insane.

I've earned money from something I created myself - Unfortunately, the royalties on my PhD dissertation haven't exactly been lucrative so far, so no.

I've gotten into an argument with a store clerk - The one time I remember, I ordered a Sausage McMuffin at McDonalds, but didn't want the egg, so I told them to leave it off. This was when they had the deal where they were $1 each. The cashier charged me $2.25, and when I asked about it, she said the one with egg was the special for $1, and if I wanted the one without egg, it was a different price. I then told her I'm not paying $1.25 extra so they can keep more product, and change my order to the one with the egg. She complained, but did, and when it came out, I took out the egg and put it on the counter for her.

I have a house plant - Plants need sun, sun is outside, put your freaking plants outside.

I have used (or still use) axe body spray - Ashamedly, yes, I used it in college after a girlfriend bought it for me. Never really liked the smell, but she did.

I still keep in touch with friends from high school - Only on facebook. It's tough living in different states and everybody busy with work and families.

I wear a watch - nah my phone is my watch

I've played a board game in the last 90 days - Do forum games count?

I've gone skiing - No

I've been to Las Vegas - No, tho I want to. Not to gamble or anything, but just because it looks like a crazy place to visit. I really want to visit that area of the US in general.

There is at least $20 in my wallet - I only have 5 Briddish pounds at the moment.

I have somebody (not a bot) blocked on Facebook - Yes, not necessarily because I dislike said people, they just post too much

I regularly go to the doctor - no.

I've been on a tour bus or boat - A tour bus, when I went to London as a kid.

I've been on jury duty - lol yes. I was King of the Jury!!

I enjoy country music - Sure, but mostly the older stuff. Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson and Patsy Cline are some favs. Also, Lead Belly can be classed as country too.

I've gone skydiving - I will never ever do this.

I've earned money from something I created myself - lolz I wish

I've gotten into an argument with a store clerk - nah

I have a house plant - no

I have used (or still use) axe body spray - nah

I still keep in touch with friends from high school - Yes but we see less and less of each other these days

Thanks Vlady! (I wanna know your Facebook blocking stories lol)

I wear a watch - I voted no but then I realized I should've voted yes because I wear a misfit (step/sleep tracker) and it has a watch feature which I don't really use since I use my phone as a watch.

I've played a board game in the last 90 days - No, but I love board games. I might make my family play one on mother's day.

I've gone skiing - Yes, a few times. The last time I went I was on the other side of the country and I broke my arm.

I've been to Las Vegas - Yes, a few times but it's been over 10 years now. I'm sure it's changed a lot.

There is at least $20 in my wallet - I hardly ever have cash but I do have a $5 bill and some change right now.

I have somebody (not a bot) blocked on Facebook - Yes.

I regularly go to the doctor - No.

I've been on a tour bus or boat - Both. I think only in New York, though. Two of the times I went, we bought 3-day passes for the double-decker tour bus. It's a great way to "hop on" "hop off" if you want to get from point A to point B. Except, it does take a while because of all the stops. I like the history lessons, though. I was also on a tour boat to go to the Statue of Liberty and to Ellis Island.

I've been on jury duty - I've been called maybe five or six times, had to show up three times, came close to getting on a jury two times, but I was always at the end of the list and they filled up the jury before they got to me.

I enjoy country music - I almost said no but there are some good country music songs. I also used to sing "Goodbye Earl" for karaoke a lot. :P

I've gone skydiving - No and I think I missed my window of desire to do that.

I've earned money from something I created myself - I said yes because I used to do artsy stuff but idk if I ever really earned money. I had a lemonade stand once or twice when I was a kid, so maybe that counts?

I've gotten into an argument with a store clerk - I probably have. :P

I have a house plant - No, I always kill plants. I buy cut flowers but at the moment I don't have any.

I have used (or still use) axe body spray - No, isn't this for men?

I still keep in touch with friends from high school - A lot on FB. I also have a group of a few close high school friends I still get together with - in fact we got together last week.

Mike @ 4/5/2018 10:54

I've been on jury duty - lol yes. I was King of the Jury!!

Guilty or not guilty?

JJ @ 4/5/2018 11:30

Thanks Vlady! (I wanna know your Facebook blocking stories lol)

Most of the people who blocked me got pissed off when I was right in a conversation and they didn't want to hear it anymore. Most of the folks I blocked have pissed off my wife (including my parents... lol).

Yes, I blocked my parents on Facebook.

There was also one guy we were friends with who got extra creepy- like when he pmed my wife and I "A Guide to Masturbation for Women". That was a bit too weird and lead to us saying "Ummmm, goodbye!"

vladykins @ 4/5/2018 12:23

JJ @ 4/5/2018 11:30 Thanks Vlady! (I wanna know your Facebook blocking stories lol) Most of the people who blocked me got pissed off when I was right in a conversation and they didn't want to hear it anymore. Most of the folks I blocked have pissed off my wife (including my parents... lol). Yes, I blocked my parents on Facebook. There was also one guy we were friends with who got extra creepy- like when he pmed my wife and I "A Guide to Masturbation for Women". That was a bit too weird and lead to us saying "Ummmm, goodbye!"

Your wife thanked me for that guide and then sent me nudes.

I'm going to start a new game - predict the posts Ahoda will reply to and what he'll say. Nevermind, that's too easy. :P

JJ @ 4/5/2018 12:33

I'm going to start a new game - predict the posts Ahoda will reply to and what he'll say. Nevermind, that's too easy. :P

If it's so easy why don't you try to match all my replies in Sheep?

:garydance:

Ahoda @ 4/5/2018 12:41

JJ @ 4/5/2018 12:33 I'm going to start a new game - predict the posts Ahoda will reply to and what he'll say. Nevermind, that's too easy. :P If it's so easy why don't you try to match all my replies in Sheep? :garydance:

If you were likely to have the majority responses, I would attempt that. :P

JJ @ 4/5/2018 12:44

Ahoda @ 4/5/2018 12:41 JJ @ 4/5/2018 12:33 I'm going to start a new game - predict the posts Ahoda will reply to and what he'll say. Nevermind, that's too easy. :P If it's so easy why don't you try to match all my replies in Sheep? :garydance: If you were likely to have the majority responses, I would attempt that. :P

ok on the next round I'll answer seriously and you have to try to match mine. And I'll probably cry when you match at least 75% of them.