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primate
Eff Ewe DADD!
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| Post #1: 23rd Mar 2018 7:30 PM | |
Have you ever broken any bones? If so, tell us which ones and how you managed to get injured. | |
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Ben
Serial Killer
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| Post #2: 23rd Mar 2018 7:44 PM | |
Femur and collarbone.
Both were from car accidents, when I broke my femur it was 2weeks before I got married. Which was fun, but I was never in a wheel chair. | |
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
| Reputation: 115 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 11,794 | Joined: | Jan 11, 2015 |
| Post #3: 23rd Mar 2018 7:50 PM | |
broke my jaw when i was in 3rd grade but I was a more stitches child than a broken bone child | |
I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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primate
Eff Ewe DADD!
| Reputation: 102 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 24,154 | Joined: | Feb 21, 2015 |
| Post #4: 23rd Mar 2018 7:59 PM | |
Both knees at different times, nose and and a collar bone in motorcycle wrecks.
Ankle, industrial accident.
Jaw, nose, and fingers in fistfights.
Numerous fingers and toes wrenching on stuff, riding bmp bikes, etc...
Bone in my palm. Not sure what it's called. Bike wreck.
Ribs in a bike wreck, again playing neighborhood football, and again falling through my attic.
Wrist jumping off a roof.
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Sock
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| Reputation: 68 | Group: | Elite | Posts: | 4,183 | Joined: | Dec 16, 2016 |
| Post #5: 23rd Mar 2018 8:02 PM | |
we can rebuild him. we have the technology
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #6: 23rd Mar 2018 8:04 PM | |
Broke both bones in my arm falling off a fence an landing on it wonky when I was a kid. It was pretty gnarly, my arm was bent like a U and the skin was DROOPING
And broke all the toes on one foot in college when I ran through a doorway and caught all five against the bottom corner of the door. That one hurt 10000x more than the arm | |
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primate
Eff Ewe DADD!
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| Post #7: 23rd Mar 2018 8:05 PM | |
I was a pretty active kid. | |
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Sock
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| Post #8: 23rd Mar 2018 8:05 PM | |
I think I fractured my nose demolishing a deck one time.
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primate
Eff Ewe DADD!
| Reputation: 102 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 24,154 | Joined: | Feb 21, 2015 |
| Post #9: 23rd Mar 2018 8:05 PM | |
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Broke both bones in my arm falling off a fence an landing on it wonky when I was a kid. It was pretty gnarly, my arm was bent like a U and the skin was DROOPING
And broke all the toes on one foot in college when I ran through a doorway and caught all five against the bottom corner of the door. That one hurt 10000x more than the arm |
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Tattooed Tooth
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| Post #10: 23rd Mar 2018 8:12 PM | |
Small fracture in my left little finger, by playing volleyball late 2013. | Signature machine broke. |
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primate
Eff Ewe DADD!
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| Post #11: 23rd Mar 2018 8:15 PM | |
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I think I fractured my nose demolishing a deck one time.
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Were you using dynamite?
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Ben
Serial Killer
| Reputation: 115 | Group: | Legend | Posts: | 6,688 | Joined: | Oct 20, 2014 |
| Post #12: 23rd Mar 2018 8:16 PM | |
Breaking a femur takes effort, the fix is having a titanium rod slap hammered through the middle of the bone and then removed after a year and a half. Separated shoulders count? I used to get those all the time and got to the point I was putting it back in on my own as well. | |
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primate
Eff Ewe DADD!
| Reputation: 102 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 24,154 | Joined: | Feb 21, 2015 |
| Post #13: 23rd Mar 2018 8:21 PM | |
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Breaking a femur takes effort, the fix is having a titanium rod slap hammered through the middle of the bone and then removed after a year and a half. Separated shoulders count? I used to get those all the time and got to the point I was putting it back in on my own as well. |
That femur is a nasty one. I had a neighbor who.had the rod deal done. Seemed like he was down with it forever. | |
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Ben
Serial Killer
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| Post #14: 23rd Mar 2018 8:24 PM | |
Yeah trying to get out of the car after the accident with a leg that was snapped in two was challenging! But I was back playing basketball and softball after a year. | |
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Igor
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| Post #15: 23rd Mar 2018 9:05 PM | |
I have bones of steel | Winner of 11 Courses of Thanksgiving
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