Good thing that creepy neighbor was lynched yesterday. In hindsight, how did you guys not notice that someone not in the family infiltrated the house? That was really poor planning on you guys's parts but, hey, whatever. You get out of bed and as your feet touch the floor, you feel a decomposing body underneath your feet. Now you're wondering how you didnt' smell that before but anyway Navneet is dead.

Navneet/Seb/Sebta Claus/etc. has been killed.

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Welcome, Nav, to Christmas Mafia 2k17! You are the BIG DADDY IN-LAW. You’re a big shot lawyer in the big city, and you’ve raised yourself a beautiful wonderful family. But your son...your son had to marry some bimbo with a whacko family, and they’ve dragged you to Christmas! They’re a bunch of crazy, do-nothing losers, and there’s like a billion cats and dogs here. You’re allergic. And you’ve had enough, and you decided it’s time to cause some trouble. You are the Lawyer. Each night, you may choose a player. That player will appear as innocent in any investigations. You may pick yourself. You may not pick the same player two nights in a row. You are aligned with the In Laws. You may communicate with your fellow in-laws here <board link>. You win when the In Laws have a majority of the players, and all threats to the In-Laws have been eliminated.

Oh, God, well, he was a bad guy anyway. That's fine. You look to your door and find that Chris's body has been nailed to the door, perhaps as some sort of failed religious metaphor? Anyway

Chris has been killed.

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Welcome, Chris, to Christmas 2k17 Mafia. You are the stressed host. Your brothers and sisters all decided it was your turn to host Christmas, and that has turned out to be quite a bit of a burden. You have SO MANY family members! You didn’t realize how many even. Deciding how much food everyone should bring and then also making sure your sister’s snotty baby doesn’t accidentally poop over the walls? You’ll be running around all day! You are the census taker. Once per game, you may get a census count of all the factions left in the game. You will receive this as a series of descending numbers, however you will not be told the meaning of these numbers. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Oh, well, that's actually kind of sad. She was like the host, and was definitely related to you in some sort of tangential way. As you pull her body off the wall and then go into the hallway, you trip over Buffy's corpse.

Buffy has been killed.

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Welcome, Buffy, to Christmas Mafia 2k17 You are the veteran uncle. You don’t talk much, even before you came back from the war you weren’t the hugest talker. However, you love a couple of things. One of those is wilderness tracking. And the other one is fresh ass desserts. You are the tracker. Each night, you may select one person. You will know who, if anybody, that person visited. You may not track the same person two nights in a row. You are aligned with the TOWN. You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.

Why were all the dead people right outside your room? That just seems a bit ominous.

It is now Day 5. The day will end Monday at 9:30 PM EST (48 hour day). Have a safe and fun New Years y'all.

With 17 alive, it takes 9 to lynch.

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6. Jamie 7. Rose 8. Herm 10. Merc 11. DS 13. Maddie 14. Bryce 15. TT 16. im317 18. farlig 19. Timmah 21. Spin 23. TiB 27. Primate 29. Darkus 30. PORL 31. Helios