The witch continued to stir the contents of her cauldron with a large wooden spoon. She plucked out a few of Bryce's feathers and tossed them to the side.

Igor, KC, and Nofo sat silently with Curtis at the table and watched the witch continue to work her magic.

"Ok but was Bryce really a necessary ingredient?" asked Nofo.

"I'm afraid so." replied the witch, still stirring. "A sacrifice is demanded in order for the spell to work. You want to be human again, don't you?"

"No." replied KC, scratching behind his ear with his back leg.

"dude being a buck is kinda dope holy shit. they just live out in the woods all day and eat grass. hell yea" said you know who as he Mario dabbed to the amusement of no one.

"I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO NO LONGER BE SPERM YES." shouted Curtis from the surface of the table.

The witch dipped a ladle into the cauldron, removed some of the liquid, and poured it into four glass jars.

"Now listen very carefully. The potion only works when it's exposed to sunlight. You must wait until tomorrow and drink it when the sun is highest in the sky. You understand me? Highest in the sky, very important."

"yeah ok got it." said Nofo as he snatched his jar from her hand. "thanks"

Curtis and the final three travelers thanked the witch and said their goodbyes. She saw them off as the four took the rope and pulley elevator safely back down to the ground.

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Dawn was breaking. The golden rays of sunlight brushed the treetops once more as Curtis, Nofo, KC, and Igor finally broke out of the treeline and exited Dingleberry Forest. They made their way back towards Chieftain Booda's village.

General Igor was lounging right where they left him. He sat before the wooden stage, one scared looking female native around each arm, and laughed gleefully at the play that was being put on for him.

Since he had either scared off or killed each villager who attempted to amuse him in the play, his servant Jeffrey stood awkwardly on the stage in drag. His hair cascaded with golden straw and his chest was stuffed with two beets. Jeffrey recited the lines that General Igor wrote for him nervously.

"HAHHA HOLY SHIT who wrote this!!" the general laughed out as he spat turkey and stuffing all over the ground. "this is good shit. finally a quality show to watch."


Several yards behind him, Curtis and the gang pushed open what as left of the pillaged settlement's gate. Chieftain Bocabooda greeted them.


Curtis: what do you wanna say in the 11 courses flavor
Boc: what's the context
Curtis: there is none
Curtis: but
Curtis: I think you deserve a line
Curtis: and whatever you say to me next
Curtis: will be your big moment
Boc: hey guys whatd I miss
Curtis: wow
Curtis: that makes
Curtis: so little sense
Boc: lol

"hey guys whatd I miss?" asked Chieftain Bocabooda.

"Not much." started Curtis. "STILL A LITTLE SPERM!"


General Igor lunged up from his bench. "which of you snowflake indians is ruining my fucking show holy shit" he said as he scanned around. That's when he saw the group.

"HAHAH wow you're all still stuck as animals, thats fucking gold. let me guess, the rest of your group got cucked by dingleberry forest. I told you idiots it was dangerous. you three are seriously the last three left? wouldnt have been my guess but whatever"

"Hey we're gonna kill you now" said KC.

"DUDE GET REAL" yelled General Igor. "youre still a bunch of filthy animals, how do you plan on doing that idiot"

The general readied his battle axe. "I think it's time to finish you all off once and for all, tired of this shit."

Finally, it was time to face him and end this.


FINAL MAIN QUEST

What's your first step in fighting General Igor? Choose TWO!

A. Drink the potion

B. Summon the GLBers to aid you

C. Gather Chieftain Booda's villagers to fight

D. Charge the general head on

E. Recruit the witch to help you

F. Try to turn Jeffrey to your side

G. Rally Chieftain Booda to stand up to him

H. Throw five coins at him

ELIMINATION QUEST




- It's time to face General Igor. To defeat him, you must put to use the skills you've attained throughout your journey.

- There are five small tasks that you each must complete. Each of you has TEN coins (only for the purpose of this challenge). You must place bets on which tasks you think you will win. You must use all ten coins, and you must put at least one coin on each task and no more than five coins on a single task. PM me to tell me how you'll spread your gifts in private.

- If you come in first in a task, you win the amount of coins that you placed on that task. If you come in second, you win nothing. If you come in last, you will LOSE the amount of coins that you placed. Choose VERY wisely! How you choose to spread these out will win or lose you the challenge.

- The person with the most coins at the end will be safe from elimination. They will have he sole elimination choice between the two losers. If there is a tie, the betting will go out the window and whoever won the most overall tasks between the tied players will win the challenge.

- The five mini tasks are below:

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Third Course

- Play the turkey game and try to get as high a score as you can. You must submit new scores, can't use your old ones

- http://www.flasharcade.com/arcade-games/play/turkey-to-go-game.html

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Fourth Course

- Cross the following bridge from top to bottom:


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- Sabotage four spaces each, can't choose the very top or very bottom. Create a path through the spaces as well. The person who hits the most broken boards will come in last, least will come in first. Your sabotaged spaces will not be revealed. You may share answers.

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Seventh Course



- Same exact rules as before. Send me your path through the board. You may share paths with others if you wish.

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Eighth Course

- Each of you must attempt to climb up the cliff face. You will submit a list of maneuvers to me. Each of you will start 15 feet high. Your list will be numbered 1-30. Your possible actions are:

- "Move". This will move you up one foot. The more you move ahead, the safer you are.

- "Hold". If you are attacked, you will fall backwards to your last hold spot.

- "Attack [Name]". Attacking someone will make them lose their grip and send them further downwards.

- Your list will be taken in order from one to thirty. Whoever advances the least after all three lists are factored in will be eliminated.

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Ninth Course

- You will be playing....Love Letter!

- You'll play ONE round. First eliminated comes in third place. The winner comes in first ofc.

- Turn order has been randomized: Nofo - KC - Igor

- This'll take place in this thread when we're ready. Once it starts, check back when you can for your decisions and such, one round non-live won't be painful.

- Same rules apply. Absolutely no sharing card information.

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You must submit your bets ASAP. These need to be sent in before you do any task. I can't hand out Love Letter cards until you put your bets in.

You have until 7pm Sunday for all of these. I need a submission from each one of you for all five tasks, you can't just decide not to do a task. Post any questions you have below.