:)

never had fried turkey, but fried chiken is the nut so voted for it.
raw cranberries are the fucking nut, not close to being close
pumpkin pie is the tits
football cuz idk what the fuck parade is
drunk uncle, my aunt is boring as fuck
stuffing is kinda plain, still gud. but good mashed potatoes are to kill for
black friday, more $$ plus its fun to see the crazyness
i like christmas music

Fried turkey only cause it’s really good and I don’t have it that often.
Cranberry sauce, but don’t really care for either.
Pumpkin pie with a dollop of whip cream.
Football, cause well the Lions give a false sense of hope.
Drunk uncle for sure, nosy ain’t is just annoying.
Stuffing homemade with sausage is killer.
Cyber Monday cause I hate stores and shopping if they don’t sell wood or tools.
I don’t mind Christmas music for about 3 weeks or so leading up to Christmas.

Fried Turkey
Roasted Turkey

Never had fried, roasted

Cranberries
Cranberry Sauce (canned)

both blow

Pumpkin Pie
Pecan Pie

both blow

Football
Parade

football since parades are boring

Your drunk republican uncle
Your nosy aunt

Luckily I don't have a republican uncle. Nosy aunt over him any day tho

Stuffing
Mashed Potatoes

Stuffing EASY

Black Friday
Cyber Monday

Never experienced black friday

Christmas Music
A shot to the forehead

BANG BANG

Thanksgiving is honestly just Christmas: The Prologue

It's nice to catch up with family on Thanksgiving because a month later during Christmas you're already all caught up so you can cut the bullshit and move on

Fried Turkey
Cranberries
Cranberry Sauce (in a can)
Pumpkin Pie
Pecan Pie
Football
Stuffing
Mashed Potatoes

Those 8 sound good, so we'll go with those.

#OptOutside

You can't make me choose between mashed potatoes and stuffing. I picked both and forewent the cranberries because who needs those? Also, pumpkin pie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pecan pie (who eats that?)

Roasted Turkey but if I ever tried Fried Turkey I assume I'd like it better

Cranberry Sauce

Pumpkin Pie ez

Football, even if the parade interested me there's no way I'd get up that early on a non-work day

Nosy aunt ez

Mashed Potatoes but I don't really care for either

Cyber Monday cuz I buy 99% of my Christmas gifts online. Tho not much of that is on Cyber Monday itself, seems like most of the actual worthwhile deals are first-come first-serve and there's no way I'm just F5ing Amazon all day

Christmas Music :)

Fried Turkey vs Roasted Turkey
I've only had roasted so we're going with roasted


Cranberries vs Cranberry Sauce (canned)
We only ever have cranberry sauce and I've wanted to try something with real cranberries for Thanksgiving for years. I like cranberry sauce but I get sick of just that and I wanna see something else done with it. So, cranberries.


Pumpkin Pie vs Pecan Pie
Never had pecan pie and don't want to. Pumpkin. I don't love it but I can tolerate it.


Football vs Parade
Parade. Sometimes I watch the parade. I don't watch football.


Your drunk republican uncle vs Your nosy aunt
DRUNK UNCLE. People prying for information and gossip is the thing i hate the absolute most about any family gathering. Most relatives in my family don't do it but my uncle's father's girlfriend is awful about it. She cares more about my education than I do. I always end up sitting across from her, too. ANNOYING.

At least the drunks pulling out racist terms I never heard before are easy to make fun of. There is 0 fun in the prying and nagging.


Stuffing vs Mashed Potatoes
Mashed potatoes ez


Black Friday vs Cyber Monday
Cyber Monday. I've been dragged out to Black Friday before in the afternoon and while we got a really great deal it was hell on earth. Besides, there is very little that I want.


Christmas Music vs A shot to the forehead
A shot to the forehead would be lovely. :)

DR @ 22/11/2017 21:13

Your drunk republican uncle vs Your nosy aunt DRUNK UNCLE. People prying for information and gossip is the thing i hate the absolute most about any family gathering. Most relatives in my family don't do it but my uncle's father's girlfriend is awful about it. She cares more about my education than I do. I always end up sitting across from her, too. ANNOYING. At least the drunks pulling out racist terms I never heard before are easy to make fun of. There is 0 fun in the prying and nagging.

lol we don't have either but I picked drunk republican uncle purely for the entertainment

Bonus Christmas question: Turkey or Ham

Nofo @ 22/11/2017 19:35

Bonus Christmas question: Turkey or Ham

Beef

Nofo @ 22/11/2017 20:35

Bonus Christmas question: Turkey or Ham

TURKEY

Ham - but that's Christmas.