Welcome to my Poll of the Day week.

I'm going to hit a few different CATEGORIES of questions, but I thought a Would You Rather question would be a good way to start us off. And I chose a classic.


I still don't know which one I would pick because on one hand EVERYONE thinks you're a goat fucker but on the other hand, you're a real life goat fucker.

THOUGHTS??

What if I wanna fuck a goat and make sure everyone knows??

I'm middle eastern so everyone already thinks I fuck goats to begin with. Might as well fuck them anyways.

Curtis @ 25/9/2017 6:56

What if I wanna fuck a goat and make sure everyone knows??

They screen my calls

I think...I'd rather do it (:

If EVERYONE thinks you fucked a goat then that's a hard thing to go through life dealing with. Employers, significant others, friends, your kids, YOUR PARENTS! People can say they don't care about their image and how people view them all they want but everyone being convinced of this has gotta be a life ruiner no? And you'd even sorta have to think about your family here, your mom's friends and shit will all believe her son fucked a GOAT

Plus goats are kinda hot when the light hits them just right

Ahoda @ 25/9/2017 7:01

I'm middle eastern so everyone already thinks I fuck goats to begin with. Might as well fuck them anyways.

I love this question because the only way to get people to think you'd never fuck a goat is to actually fuck a goat

Curtis @ 25/9/2017 7:10

Plus goats are kinda hot when the light hits them just right

I hate this post with every fiber of my being but I can't stop thinking about it.

Josh @ 25/9/2017 7:14

I love this question because the only way to get people to think you'd never fuck a goat is to actually fuck a goat

Maybe some of us already do fuck goats

If you'd have picked a sheep instead of a goat, there would have been plenty more funny pictures to post on this topic. Like this one:

Josh @ 25/9/2017 8:14

I love this question because the only way to get people to think you'd never fuck a goat is to actually fuck a goat

Yeah, it's a thrill.

Honestly not sure. All I can think of is the pilot episode of black mirror right now. They thought of man handling an animal is too much for me

i would totally sex the G.O.A.T.

Someone's been watching a bit too much Black Mirror.

But easy fuck the goat, if literally everyone thinks you did your life is over. No matter what, you can't convince them you didn't. You will never be able to date or have any relationships. Nobody wants to be friends with a goat fucker.