The committee to recall Knope has still been causing commotion across Pawnee, taking out citizens trying to bring down everything Leslie Knope had worked so hard to accomplish. They had completely vandalized JJ's Dinner, Leslie's favourite place to get breakfast food in all of Pawnee. Citizens made their way over to help clean it up and restore it to the condition it once was in.

As they made their way to the front entrance, they had noticed it was unlocked. They pushed the door open and found two bodies. The first was face down with a giant gash on the back of their head with the imprint of a waffle. It appears they were attacked with a waffle maker. They flipped the body over to find...

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Vlady has died! Spoiler + Name: Mona-Lisa Saperstein Alignment: 3rd Party (Chaos) Role: Chaos Team - Lyncher MONEEEEY PLEEEASE! You are Mona-Lisa Saperstein, twin sister from the same mister of Jean-Ralphio. You are ♫♬the wooo-rst♫♬. The worst person in the world. Huge Skank. Terrible. Also a huge klepto, nympho, and pyro. Wow what a nightmare. You date Tom for a while and at one point Tom thinks you are pregnant with his kid but THANK GOD you fill your body with so many pills, birth control and otherwise that there is no way you could be pregnant with a human baby. Just to show how batshit crazy you are, when you initiate a three way with Tom and a girl from the bar you eventually get into a fist fight with the girl, grabbing a cinder block and throwing it through her car window, grabbing her purse and stealing her birth control and scream 'Bitch you're gonna get pregnant!" and sell the birth control pills to college kids telling them they are ecstasy pills. Damn bitch. Action: Each night you and Jean-Ralphio will rotate between 3 possible night actions (note: the order can be decided by the two of you, however no action can be repeated before all 3 have gone through a cycle) #1 - Vote Steal: You may steal someone else's vote for that day phase. You will have control of it on your private forum and will appear as ??? in the main thread. #2 - Redirector: You will choose which player to redirect their night action (if they have one, you will not be informed if they do not have one) and send it to whomever you choose (you may select yourself as the recipient). #3 - Roleblock: You may select a player at night and prevent them from using their action (if they have one, you will not be informed if you are successful) You will win the game when you get Two (2) players in the game successfully lynched and AT LEAST one of you must be on the lynch train. You will be given a player at random as your target on Day 1 and they will remain your target until they die. When they die, you will be given a new randomized target. Hidden From Player: If you are visited by Tom while he is out searching for a lover, you will manipulate him (probably by threatening to murder his family. giggles) and he will join your 3rd PARTY TEAM with you and your brother. He will be given your win condition, role, and access to your private forum.

They made their way over to the next body which was under a pile of corn syrup made by Sweetums. If you can't beat'em, Sweetums. They moved the corn syrup off the body to find...

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Badger has survived an attack!

The following message was broadcasted to the town:
Timmah is town.

It is now Day 9.

The Day will end at 8:00PM EST tomorrow night. Plurality is in effect. With 8 alive it takes 5 to lynch.

ALIVE:
5. Merc
11. TIB
12. Badger
13. 'N'Brian
15. Angi
20. Stephen
25. Miko
26. Timmah

PMs going out now and this thread will be open shortly

day open, post away!

I swear if Brian is gf he deserves to die first next 3 games

So my reads were terrible. Sorry

Guessing Badger was protected tonight, if not the doctor should speak up.

RIP Chaos team.

I think there are more dead people watching than living

thisisbad @ 1/6/2017 17:17

I swear if Brian is gf he deserves to die first next 3 games

Well he propbably was online in the last hour, time to flush him out?

Is it possible Timmah himself is creating those messages?

Maybe. But they outted a mafia member so id trust them

That would pretty much leave us with Brian Merc and stephen

Miko @ 1/6/2017 17:40

Is it possible Timmah himself is creating those messages?

I'd say with over 99% probability, yes.

I'm curious how he got the Zach result though.

Well.

##Lynch: Brian

thisisbad @ 1/6/2017 17:45

That would pretty much leave us with Brian Merc and stephen

I'd guess based on votes that Brian is the GF and Stephen is SK, we must have an SK with these death counts, right?

Sad thing is there is 0% chance of him coming in here to defend himself. I'm going to say he's the one guest watching though and this is his actual strategy

thisisbad @ 1/6/2017 17:52

Sad thing is there is 0% chance of him coming in here to defend himself. I'm going to say he's the one guest watching though and this is his actual strategy

Well I can just message him to get his ass over here.