The town awoke to find three dead bodies at the doorstep of City Hall. They approached the first body, which had been decapitated. They located the head and saw

*
*
*
*
*
*
*

Spoiler

+

im317 has died! Spoiler + Name: Tom Haverford Alignment: TOWN Role: Hopeless Romantic You work at the Parks Department and are in charge of scheduling park activities and are aspiring to be a media mogul. You once live tweeted your car crash. Sorry, "alleged" car crash. Networking, hot women, expensive suits, hot women, slacking off, and hot women are just a few of your favorite things. As much as you love hot women, you want to settle down. Everyone around you has found love, Leslie has Ben, April has Andy, even JERRY has a hot beautiful wife. Just let that sink in. Action: Each night you will select a player and try and find yourself a lover. You will win when all threats to TOWN have been eliminated Hidden From Player: Give the desperate state you are in, you are definitely looking to settle down ASAP. If you visit Tammy II, you will fall under her trance (she will call you Glenn) and will become a MAFIA GOON. You will be given access to the private mafia forum. [REDACTED]

They moved onto the next facedown body which had been stabbed multiple times, they flipped it over to find...

*
*
*
*
*
*
*

Spoiler

+

Josh has died! Spoiler + Name: Ben Wyatt Alignment: TOWN Role: Even Night Vigilante You are a state auditor who comes to evaluate the funds in Pawnee and end up staying here because you fell in love with Leslie. D'aww how adorable. You have finally recovered from being an 18 year old mayor of your hometown where you left the city bankrupt. Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown. Yikes. With all of that behind you, you have opened up and made some friends in Pawnee and on a Treat Yo Self shopping occasion, purchased a Batman costume. Sick bro. Action: On every Even night you may go out dressed in your Batman costume and kill one player of your choice. You will win when all threats to TOWN have been eliminated.

They moved onto the final facedown body which had a nice gunshot wound to the head, they flipped it over to find...

*
*
*
*
*
*
*

Spoiler

+

Drr (Rose) has died! Spoiler + Name: Sewage Joe Alignment: MAFIA Role: Janitor You are head of the Pawnee Sewage Department... until you get fired after you send a picture of your genitals to every woman in the Pawnee city government. After Ann Perkins saw the picture, she went to see Chris Traeger, as she was concerned, and diagnosed Joe with the mumps. Upon being told of this, Joe exclaimed "Sweet, someone's got mumps on his lumps!" You had joined forces with the team against Leslie Knope since she's best friends with the jerks who fired you. Action: Once per game you can be sent out for the factional kill on behalf of the mafia if successful in your kill, (if you choose to use this part of your role) you will clean away their role description. You will be told the information about their role in private. You win when all threats against the MAFIA are eliminated, or this is inevitable.

The following message had been broadcast to the town:
That was just horrible. What are you people even doing here?


It is now Day 5

The Day will end at 9:00PM EST tomorrow night. Plurality is in effect. With 17 alive it takes 9 to lynch.

ALIVE:
5. Merc
8. Lil Sockbastian (Sock)
11. TIB
12. Badger
13. 'N'Brian
14. Primate
15. Angi
16. Vlady
17. Boc
18. Hern
20. Stephen
22. Kiwi
23. ZacharyB
25. Miko
26. Timmah
27. Nofo
29. Helios

PMs going out now, hang tight. Thread will open once they are sent.

##lynch Zach

Vote Count:
Zach (1/9) - TIB

Deadline 9pm EST tomorrow.

That last min Maddie train was frustrating to arrive home to. Zach's claim was shaky at best, but even if we choose to grant him the benefit of the doubt and believe him, it's still a role that will become more detrimental for us the longer it remains in the game (scum has more info in later night phases, and we are less likely to have doc's and roleblockers as the game progresses).

Probably going to be voting for him again today.

That's 4 dead scum, three mafia and one chaos member,

RIP im317/Josh

Kiwi, anything good your bird eyes are telling us?

I didn't arrive until after the Maddie train.

So it happened because of a post Stephen made?

I feel like we should look at the players pushing for that lynch.

(I'm counting Zach's post since it was after the deadline)

Maddie (6/11) - Kiwi, Angi, Merc, Zach, Josh, Miko, Helios

Most of those names look town to me, that's weird.

The maddie train was frustrating to watch. And Zachs defense made no sense.

First it means that mafia learned his role, and also had someone to broadcast something to frame him. But why Zach?
Second, if that really was his role, they would have just killed him, not used some convoluted method to get him lynched.

thisisbad @ 24/5/2017 21:28

##lynch Zach

Did anything good come your way?

Kiwi and merc look the worst to me out of that lynch.

Yea I was angry at myself for my Maddie vote. Day 3 Merc was making a lot of sense about Maddie hence why I changed my mind about him. Now I'm just frustrated

I need to look back. There may be others on there o look worse.

Hern @ 24/5/2017 21:54

I didn't arrive until after the Maddie train. So it happened because of a post Stephen made? I feel like we should look at the players pushing for that lynch.

I want to address this.

I unlynched Zach and said I wouldn't be back until 8:30 pm that evening to make an informed decision so of course I'm going to vote in the last few minutes? Like, I have to re-read everything and also catch up. At that time I read the discussion and decided Zach made the most sense to me as to who to vote because from what I read, the princess role only comes into play if the player is lynched -- not killed, which contradicts what Zach said. From there, the Maddie bandwagon happened and I was caught in the crossfires because of circumstance. I don't know if I inadvertently got Maddie lynched, or people were looking for an excuse to make that last minute switch.

Oh yeah

## Lynch Zach

Sorry son :(

I missed where it says only if lynched. I still stand by my vote.