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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
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| Post #1: 16th May 2017 7:27 PM | |
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The air was crisp and the gymnasium was filled with citizens of mixed emotions. It had been exactly one year since Leslie Knope was elected into office and soon a good ole fashion public forum will start to discuss how Councilwoman Knope has made Pawnee a better place to live.
Obesity in the town was down, unemployment was at a new low, and the raccoon infestation of Ramsett Park was under control. For the first time in 50 years, people in the park outnumbered the amount of raccoons.
As the public forum started, Ms. Knope and her staff of the Parks & Recreation department were delighted to hear citizen after citizen thank her for her doings but the mood quickly shifted. The citizens got louder and louder and not in the good way, they were angry.
"How dare you put a sugar tax on sodas! Stop telling me how to live my life!" a large set man yelled.
"You made Lot 48 into a public park when it would have been a Paunch Burger location. Now if I want to go to work, I'm 20 minutes late. 10 minutes to the Paunch Burger and 10 minutes home. I work from home." another citizen spoke with detest.
"Can't you just not go to Paunch Burger for breakfast?" a puzzled Ms. Knope asked.
"No! and $#@$ you for suggesting that!"
The mob grew louder and louder and in a flash, the lights cut out. It was pitch black except for the glow in the dark posters all around the gymnasium with the saying: "RECALL KNOPE!" The mob took notice and chanted it, growing louder and louder. The people were angry.
If Pawnee was going to have a future, Leslie Knope must NOT be recalled.
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| I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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jamie
together we can defeat obese children
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| Post #2: 16th May 2017 7:29 PM | |
It is now Day 1
The Day will end at 8:30PM EST tomorrow night. Plurality is in effect. With 29 alive it takes 15 to lynch.
ALIVE:
1. Ahoda
2. Lamps
3. Spin
4. im317
5. Merc
6. Josh
7. Curt
8. Lil Sockbastian (Sock)
9. farlig
10. Maddie
11. TIB
12. Badger
13. 'N'Brian
14. Primate
15. Angi
16. Vlady
17. Boc
18. Hern
19. Darren Sanders
20. Stephen
21. Dr
22. Kiwi
23. ZacharyB
24. patrick
25. Miko
26. Timmah
27. Nofo
28. Mittens
29. Helios | |
| I was wrong about Jamie he is a true visionary and I name him my successor |
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Mercator
The Last Snowcrab
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| Post #3: 16th May 2017 7:30 PM | |
Howdy.
How do you join the boys' club? | |
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Thisisbad
If you need positivity, look elsewhere.
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| Post #4: 16th May 2017 7:33 PM | |
This is not me posting | Rodney is a great guy. Oops, nevermind he's a terrible human being.
He likes his sandwiches to be Turkey and Swiss. Triangle cut. Let vern have his crust. Poison the part Rodney eats.
TIB - 2 time award winner "Worst mafia player" at FE (maybe everywhere)
2020 winner of World’s Best Brother Award
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Curtis said he wishes I never joined FE.
2020 winner funniest FE member.
https://youtu.be/7wlcNEh_OdQ |
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dr
- cute and very brutal -
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| Post #5: 16th May 2017 7:37 PM | |
Hello friends. This is probably my only post today. | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
"She essentially tore apart the Hex Girls with a simple STAT"
LUCK CREATOR | HEART HACKER | BUY GOLD BYE
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ZacharyB
Sure whatever
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| Post #6: 16th May 2017 7:37 PM | |
Idk the flavor at all so I'm gonna miss out on a lot of D1 jokes |
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Sock
Free cookies
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| Post #7: 16th May 2017 7:38 PM | |
Shit, I'm scum again | | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #8: 16th May 2017 7:38 PM | |
Never cared for the show. Didn't think it was entertaining. But ##lynch Farlig |
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Sock
Free cookies
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| Post #9: 16th May 2017 7:39 PM | |
jk, you fell for it. I'm town. Don't @ me lie detector | | |
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Christian
Captain Charisma
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| Post #10: 16th May 2017 7:42 PM | |
Day 1 Vote Count:
Farlig (1/15) - Ahoda
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #11: 16th May 2017 7:43 PM | |
Sock whose your scum team? You can tell us |
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primate
Eff Ewe DADD!
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| Post #12: 16th May 2017 7:43 PM | |
I already won. | | |
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Thisisbad
If you need positivity, look elsewhere.
| | Reputation: 212 | | Group: | Overlord | | Posts: | 14,891 | | Joined: | Feb 5, 2016 |
| Post #13: 16th May 2017 7:44 PM | |
So many inactive sheesh | Rodney is a great guy. Oops, nevermind he's a terrible human being.
He likes his sandwiches to be Turkey and Swiss. Triangle cut. Let vern have his crust. Poison the part Rodney eats.
TIB - 2 time award winner "Worst mafia player" at FE (maybe everywhere)
2020 winner of World’s Best Brother Award
https://imgur.com/7PZxVxA.jpg
Curtis said he wishes I never joined FE.
2020 winner funniest FE member.
https://youtu.be/7wlcNEh_OdQ |
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Stephen
Nice Guy. Tries hard. Loves the game.
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| Post #14: 16th May 2017 7:45 PM | |
mass claim d1 | | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #15: 16th May 2017 7:46 PM | |
I claim lie detector. I checked socks post about being scum. It came back true |
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