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gabagool
Butt Not Even Visible
| Reputation: 363 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 13,418 | Joined: | Jan 2, 2016 |
| Post #1: 6th May 2017 8:04 PM | |
It’s morning again in America…
The American people slept easy last night knowing that an alt-right douchebag is no longer running the White House. They knew, however, that this morning they’d have to face another day of possible deaths as the Russia question has yet to be answered.
Feeling optimistic that they could find and take down the remaining swamp monsters, the people of DC meet up on the Mall to discuss what to do next.
Then, they all look down at their Twitter feeds.
Two more deaths, but this time, it’s moderate Republicans who are the most upset.
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farlig has died.
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You are Lindsey Graham (R - SC)
Role: Suspect
Alignment: Town
You are Lindsey Graham, senior U.S. Senator from South Carolina and candidate for the Republican nomination for president in 2016. You’ve been very vocal in your disapproval of the Trump Administration--one of the most vocal of any Republicans members of Congress who have spoken out, along with your buddy John McCain. In February, the Senate Subcommittee on Crime and Terrorism, of which you are chairman, launched an investigation into Russia’s interference in the 2016 General Election with the goal of preventing outside parties from influencing elections in the future. Your words prove that you put country before party, though you have failed to speak out against the Trump Administration on many other critical issues. Unfortunately for you, you’re still of the same party affiliation as this buffoon who you feel should not hold high office and wish you could hold the position yourself (you’re expected to make another presidential bid in 2020).
You will return a guilty result on investigative reports. You will show up as Town when lynched or killed.
Hidden from player: You will show up as “mafia goon” to town and as your true self to mafia.
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated. |
Badger has died.
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You are Chris Wallace
Role: Vanilla Townie
Alignment: Town/Mason
You are Christopher “Chris” Wallace, Fox News anchor and host of the program Fox News Sunday. You’ve slammed President Trump for his attacks on the media and haven’t been afraid to be tough on the president in interviews, but beyond that you and your network haven’t really stood up to the new administration or the press at times when it could be helpful.
All that said, you don’t give Trump a break, nor do you give him credibility like your pals over on the [i[Fox News program Fox and Friends, which is the only program Trump really watches anymore, because, ya know, the rest is all fake news. But still, you haven’t really offered any groundbreaking insight on the Russia investigation or any memorable contributions to journalism lately. You won’t even leave that creepy network despite new revelations about your gross colleague Bill O’Reilly who, luckily, was finally let go.
Though you’re just a vanilla townie, you do share a private forum with your fellow members of the press where you can work together to take down scum.
You win when all threats to the town are eliminated. |
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It is now Day 7. Plurality is in effect and with 11 alive, it takes 6 to lynch.
Alive:
1. Mercator
6. Zersch
8. Ahoda
11. Spin
13. Jamie
15. Angi
17. TIB
21. Brian
23. Zach
24. Josh
28. Dyl
The day will end at 21:00 EST tomorrow. | "All this from a slice of gabagool?" |
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Spin
Milk Bowl
| Reputation: 119 | Group: | Godfather | Posts: | 25,300 | Joined: | Feb 18, 2015 |
| Post #2: 6th May 2017 8:10 PM | |
First? | |
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Josh Frost
my pronouns are they/them
| Reputation: 58 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 12,257 | Joined: | Dec 8, 2016 |
| Post #3: 6th May 2017 8:11 PM | |
Hi | |
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ZacharyB
Sure whatever
| Reputation: 34 | Group: | Elite | Posts: | 3,524 | Joined: | Apr 20, 2017 |
| Post #4: 6th May 2017 8:23 PM | |
Rip badger you will be missed |
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Zersch
birdhouse love
| Reputation: 527 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 15,896 | Joined: | Jun 25, 2012 |
| Post #5: 6th May 2017 8:26 PM | |
Who did you scan Merc. | |
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itsbrianyay
Good morning - evening - afternoon
| Reputation: 114 | Group: | Moderator | Posts: | 19,313 | Joined: | Oct 3, 2013 |
| Post #6: 6th May 2017 8:26 PM | |
rip farlig you were there | |
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itsbrianyay
Good morning - evening - afternoon
| Reputation: 114 | Group: | Moderator | Posts: | 19,313 | Joined: | Oct 3, 2013 |
| Post #7: 6th May 2017 8:28 PM | |
jk i will miss you farlig
not badger though
fuck that guy | |
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Zersch
birdhouse love
| Reputation: 527 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 15,896 | Joined: | Jun 25, 2012 |
| Post #8: 6th May 2017 8:29 PM | |
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You will show up as “mafia goon” to town and as your true self to mafia. |
Merc you stanky? | |
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Zersch
birdhouse love
| Reputation: 527 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 15,896 | Joined: | Jun 25, 2012 |
| Post #9: 6th May 2017 8:30 PM | |
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jk i will miss you farlig
not badger though
fuck that guy |
I'm not handling losing both Farlig and Shittier Farlig both within the span of 24 hours too well. | |
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itsbrianyay
Good morning - evening - afternoon
| Reputation: 114 | Group: | Moderator | Posts: | 19,313 | Joined: | Oct 3, 2013 |
| Post #10: 6th May 2017 8:30 PM | |
merc you look a little kushnery to me | |
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itsbrianyay
Good morning - evening - afternoon
| Reputation: 114 | Group: | Moderator | Posts: | 19,313 | Joined: | Oct 3, 2013 |
| Post #11: 6th May 2017 8:32 PM | |
merc can you tell me what my hidden text says | |
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itsbrianyay
Good morning - evening - afternoon
| Reputation: 114 | Group: | Moderator | Posts: | 19,313 | Joined: | Oct 3, 2013 |
| Post #12: 6th May 2017 8:33 PM | |
##lynch merc
i wanna be first | |
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Dyl
Butt Not Even Visible
| Reputation: 80 | Group: | Moderator | Posts: | 13,546 | Joined: | Jun 25, 2012 |
| Post #13: 6th May 2017 8:43 PM | |
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You will show up as “mafia goon” to town and as your true self to mafia. |
Merc you stanky? |
What did Merc say? I missed it.
| "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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Dyl
Butt Not Even Visible
| Reputation: 80 | Group: | Moderator | Posts: | 13,546 | Joined: | Jun 25, 2012 |
| Post #14: 6th May 2017 8:44 PM | |
Oh i get it. Nvm | "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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Zersch
birdhouse love
| Reputation: 527 | Group: | Overlord | Posts: | 15,896 | Joined: | Jun 25, 2012 |
| Post #15: 6th May 2017 8:45 PM | |
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You will show up as “mafia goon” to town and as your true self to mafia. |
Merc you stanky? |
What did Merc say? I missed it. |
He claimed cop, the flip sounds like Mafia has a cop. | |
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