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Post #1: 5th Oct 2016 5:58 AM 
I was going to stick this in Today on Facebook but this is... somethin else.

I decided to check in with Otis and see if our friend is doing well. I guess he is...?

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I do not know what any of this means. There was also some weird stuff about Hamlet, and a link to his CV, which forces a download of a MIDI of the Xfiles music whenever you visit the page.

Sonic Flash appears to have vanished from Otis Booard, meanwhile, so it's just Otis now, with similar incomprehensible posts. His signature, the last evidence of where he may have gone to, points to here:

http://vodafone.b1.jcink.com

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All of you SuperCheats and GameFAQs idiots are pieces of dog shit who drink from the toilet bowl, go eat it and drink you wrinkled crinkled gramma's stale cum from her pussy, you dumb ass faggot sperm guzzlers.


So things with him seem to be the same as ever.
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Post #2: 5th Oct 2016 6:05 AM 
Oh. He also has another website

http://digitalcats.webs.com/

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At Otis Booard, we are focused on providing anti alien services with the highest levels of customer satisfaction – we will do everything we can to meet your expectations.
With a variety of offerings to choose from, we’re sure you’ll be happy working with us. Look around our website and if you have any comments or questions, please feel free to contact us. We hope to see you again! Check back later for new updates to our website. There’s much more to come!
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Post #3: 5th Oct 2016 6:26 AM 
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Post #4: 5th Oct 2016 7:10 AM 
What are anti alien services?
 
   
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Post #5: 5th Oct 2016 7:13 AM 
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Ondroid Cots
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Post #6: 5th Oct 2016 7:30 AM 
On an old post from a few years ago he mentions being scared of aliens. It's nice that he has decided to be proactive about it.
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Post #7: 5th Oct 2016 7:41 AM 
I have emailed Otis to see if he can help me with my alien problem in my front yard.

I wonder if he will reply
 
   
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Post #8: 5th Oct 2016 9:16 AM 
He's also on a site that sells witchcraft promoting his art: soon to go commercial

http://www.spellsofmagic.com/profile.html?profile=464412
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Post #9: 5th Oct 2016 9:27 AM 

I really wanted to try to connect the nonbiological life to my wifi, but those pesky aliens kept stopping me. I think I will be in need of his anti-alien services.

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Post #10: 5th Oct 2016 9:50 AM 
I feel like the legacy of Otis would be a good Wikey Film
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Post #11: 5th Oct 2016 1:23 PM 
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Dear Sir/Madame

I would like to enlist your anti-alien services, as advertised on your website digitalcats.com

For weeks now, my house has been visited by aliens. Every night at around 1am, they rummage through the bins in my front garden. This really has become quite a nuisance, as they cause quite a commotion and keep me up all night.

When could you be enlisted to come and take care of this problem for me, and what sort of fee would your charge.

Thanks,

Mike McVitie


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Dear Sir,

Thank you for your email, at the moment for marketing and promotional services Otis Booard is offering free consultations for those based in London. We will then advise on further action.

Typically further action would consist of activating an anti alien shield in and around the affected area via which is done very easily and simply for a one off fee of £10, although large properties may cost more.

Best Regards

Otis

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Post #12: 5th Oct 2016 1:24 PM 
Ask if he'll head up north to whatever terrible land you're from for an additional fee
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Post #13: 5th Oct 2016 1:25 PM 
I swear to god if you don't invite this man to your house to carry this through
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Post #14: 5th Oct 2016 1:26 PM 
Ask him if Bromley is close enough.
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Post #15: 5th Oct 2016 1:26 PM 
Tell him the affected area is your penile region
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