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Boc
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| Post #1: 29th Aug 2016 8:14 PM | |
It was a cool, breezy night on the coast of Ilios. Ten heroes remained, and based on yesterday, it seemed to be only a matter of time until shit hit the fan again.
Winston tried to ignore all this, and instead gazed out wistfully at the Mediterranean Sea. He plopped down on top of a boulder and began to scoop some peanut butter out of a jar with his fingers, joyfully eating it whilst he watched the waves come crashing in.
His moment of peace was shortlived, however, as he soon heard some footsteps behind him.
"Excuse me for dropping in." McCree spat, mocking Winston's catchphrase. He had several compadres alongside him.
Winston sighed and stood up from his seat.
"Hello there." he said politely as he adjusted his glasses.
The group in front of him silently stared back, but soon began to notice that his eyes were changing color. Before long, they became a stark shade of crimson.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!"
Winston has triggered his Ult
Winston charged at the group, effortlessly knocking a few of them back. For a moment, he thought he might be able to will his way out of this one.
This thought ended quickly.
"Now hooooold up!" McCree drawled as he threw something at Winston's feet.
Immediately, Winston began to hold his head in pain as the flashbang rang through his ears and he became blinded by the light. The group saw their opening, as one of them stepped up and shot a projectile at Winston's feet.
"OGON' PO GOTOVNOSTI!"
Zarya has triggered her Ult
Winston's shook off the flashbang just in time to get sucked into a large gravity field, where he became completely immobile and helpless. A moment later, someone else strolled by.
"yeah i give up" D.Va sighed to herself as she solemnly walked along the cliffside, completely unaware of what was happening in front of her.
"D.Va! Save yourself!" Winston called out.
D.Va pried her eyes from the ground for a second, but it was already too late. Her mech quickly got sucked into the gravity field as well.
"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!" she cried. But her screams fell on deaf ears. No one was gonna save her.
"doo doo doo doo doo DOOOOOOOOOO!"
Bastion has triggered his Ult
Winston and D.Va could do nothing but watch as Bastion transformed into a tank and began to unload on them.
McCree joined in and emptied his chamber into the gravity field, littering the two of them with bullets.
"Like fish in a barrel." he smirked.
With the gorilla and the Korean schoolgirl almost dead, there was one more person who had to join in on the fun... | |
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Boc
| Reputation: 157 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 19,208 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #2: 29th Aug 2016 8:17 PM | |
"HERE LITTLE PIGGY! HA HA!" Roadhog chuckled through his coughs as he drew his scrap gun and fired several rounds into the gravity field.
"SQUEAL FOR ME! YES! HA HA HA!" he laughed as his belly jiggled with glee.
A moment later, the gravity field dissipated, and Winston and D.Va plopped lifelessly to the ground.
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dr (Winston), TOWN, has been killed.
Regular abilities:
Regular abilities:
- Jump Pack: Leap up to someone in order to use one of your regular abilities on them. Cooldown: 1 night
- Tesla Cannon: Deal 160 HP damage to whoever you lept to. (10 ult points)
- Barrier Projector: Project a 100 HP shield around you and whoever you lept to (for that night only). (10 ult points)
Ultimate:
- Primal Rage: Go on a primal rampage, attacking everyone in sight. You can attack as many people as you want the night this is activated, dealing 60 HP damage to each. |
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thisisbad (D.Va), TOWN, has been killed.
Regular abilities:
- Fusion Cannons (Mech form): Target a player and deal 75 HP damage to them. (10 ult points)
- Light Gun (Non-Mech form): Target a player and deal 100 HP damage to them.
Ultimate:
- Self-Destruct (Mech form): If you are lynched while in mech form, and you've unlocked your Ult, you can trigger this. Select two players on your lynch train to deal 500 HP damage to each.
Passive:
- Eject: If your mech is destroyed, even via lynch, you will still live on in non-mech form. Your non-mech form has 150 HP. |
"WHAT IS ALL ZIS?" a voice boomed from behind the gathered group.
They all turned to see the hulking form of Reinhardt, cradling his beloved hammer in his hands. He waited patiently for an explanation.
"Welcome to the apocalypse." Roadhog answered simply. He then hoisted his scrap gun back up and began to open fire.
"Haha! Bring it on! I LIVE for this!" Reinhardt taunted as he took the incoming flak projectiles in stride. He then began to speed up his pace and charge.
Roadhog considered running out of the way, but he knew his fat ass wouldn't be able to in time. He resigned himself to his fate and did his duty, firing his scrap gun over and over. Just when he thought all hope was lost, however...he heard a cheery, posh voice pop in from out of nowhere.
"CHEERS LOVE! THE CAVALRY'S HERE!" Tracer giggled as she zoomed in front of Reinhardt. This distracted him for just a second, before another voice chimed in.
"FIRE IN THE HOOOOLE!"
Junkrat has triggered his Ult
The loud humming of a motor could be heard as Junkrat's RIP-Tire came zooming into view. Reinhardt could do nothing but shield his face with his hands as the tire came right for him.
BOOOOOOOOOOM
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im317 (Reinhardt), TOWN, has been killed.
Regular abilities:
- Barrier Field: Your giant shield will begin with 200 HP. Each night, you may stand in front of a player and absorb all damage against them as well as yourself. Once your shield is destroyed, it is gone for good. (10 ult points)
- Charge: Choose a player on any lynch train. This will deal 250 HP damage to them as well as canceling their vote (note that they may cast it again should they survive). Cooldown: 3 days (10 ult points)
Ultimate:
- Earth Shatter: Choose any lynch train. This will cancel all votes on that train to that point, as well as dealing 50 HP damage to each player on the train. |
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Boc
| Reputation: 157 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 19,208 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #3: 29th Aug 2016 8:26 PM | |
Roadhog gazed on at Reinhardt's shattered body.
"You already tried to charge me once, old man. Wasn't gonna happen again. Not so spry now are ya big guy! HA HA!" Roadhog wheezed.
As Roadhog savored the moment, he soon found himself surrounded. McCree, Zarya, Bastion, Tracer, and Junkrat encroached on him menacingly.
"FU to you all, I played this game better than each and every one of you" he spat.
Just as he resigned himself to his fate, he heard an angelic voice behind him.
"Did someone call a doctor?" Mercy said warmly, holding her healing staff out in front of her.
Roadhog nodded.
"I think I could use--"
"Say 'ahh'!" Mercy grinned as she cast the staff aside and produced a pistol. Without hesitation, she unloaded several clips at Roadhog's enormous belly.
Roadhog crumpled to the ground weakly, wheezing even more sharply than usual.
Mercy strode over and stroked his ponytail lovingly.
"We made a great team." she smiled, before unloading one last bullet into his skull.
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Wikey (Roadhog), TOWN, has been killed.
Regular abilities:
Regular abilities:
- Scrap Gun: Choose any two players and deal 50 HP damage to each. (10 ult points)
- Chain Hook: Choose any player. Anyone targeting them that night will target you instead. Cooldown: 2 nights (5 ult points + bonus 10 if you successfully hook anyone)
Ultimate:
- Whole Hog: Choose a list of 3 people. If any of them visit you the night you trigger this, you will deal 200 HP damage to each. |
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Boc
| Reputation: 157 | Group: | Admin | Posts: | 19,208 | Joined: | Jun 22, 2012 |
| Post #4: 29th Aug 2016 8:30 PM | |
McCree, Zarya, Bastion, Tracer, Junkrat, and Mercy all exchanged congratulations; high-fives and ass-slaps all around. But their work wasn't quite done yet.
"I believe we have one last errand to run." Mercy said cheerfully.
The crew strolled through memory lane together, gazing wistfully at all the innocent corpses that were murdered in their wake.
They finally made a stop at the well of Ilios, as they gazed down the endlessly deep chasm.
"Hooley dooley..." Junkrat murmured to himself.
Bastion emitted several sad beeps as he remembered their fallen comrade, Pharah.
"Are you going to bring her back, doctor?" Zarya asked.
"lol nah, I just wanted to say my goodbyes. That bitch is way too deep down there." Mercy smirked.
"I've got someone else in mind." she continued.
Several hours later, the mafiosos found themselves back in Shimada Castle, standing over a corpse.
"This guy?" they asked.
"This guy." Mercy replied.
"HEROES NEVER DIE..."
Mercy has triggered her Ult
Moments later, someone rose to their feet.
"Soldier: 76, reporting for duty." Soldier growled.
"...for a price." Mercy finished her pronouncement.
Something didn't feel quite right, Soldier thought to himself. But he quickly shrugged it off. Wouldn't be the first war he fought that he didn't believe in.
He marched over and fell in line with the other villains.
"The war goes on." he said wearily.
The Mafia: McCree (Timmah), Zarya (vlady), Bastion (Merc), Tracer (Oddilus), Junkrat (Curtis), Mercy (Brian), Pharah (Dylan), and Soldier: 76 (Drake) have all won the game!
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Bastion (Mercator)
Regular abilities:
- Configuration: Recon: Choose a target and deal 100 HP damage to them. (10 ult points)
- Configuration: Sentry: Choose a target and deal 230 HP damage to them. However, your immobile form prevents you from joining the day's discussions. You will be unable to speak or cast votes the next day. (10 ult points)
Ultimate ability:
- Configuration: Tank: Choose two targets and deal 205 HP damage to each of them. You also have +150 armor for the night.
Junkrat (Curtis)
Regular abilities:
- Steel Trap: Place this in front of any player. Whoever tries to visit them that night will have their action blocked and will receive 70 HP damage. You will also be notified if this trap has been triggered. If no one visits, the trap will persist until someone does, or until you place another. Cooldown: 3 nights (5 ult points for initial deployment + 10 bonus whenever trap is triggered)
Ultimate ability:
- RIP-Tire: Send this after a player, day OR night, and deal 300 HP damage to them.
Passive:
- On death, you will drop live grenades which will deal 250 HP damage to your killer (or the last person on your lynch train
McCree (Timmah)
Regular abilities:
- Fan the Hammer: Choose a target. First, you will throw a flashbang, which will stun them and prevent them from using an ability for the night. You will then unload your entire clip on them, dealing 175 HP damage. Cooldown: 1 night (10 ult points)
- Combat Roll: Quickly roll out of the way of incoming fire. This prevents any actions from being used against you that night. (5 ult points + bonus 10 for successful evasion)
Ultimate ability:
- Deadeye: Line up 4 targets and fire on all of them; dealing 110 HP damage to each.
Mercy (itsbrianyay)
Regular abilities:
- Caduceus Staff (Healing mode): Restore a player's health by 75 HP. (10 ult points)
- Cadeceus Staff (Damage boost mode): Boost a player's damage for the night by 30%. (10 ult points)
Ultimate ability:
- Resurrect: "HEROES NEVER DIE! ... for a price." Bring a player back from the dead. No matter what their faction was before, they will become a Mafioso with no abilities.
Passive:
- Your own health will restore by 25 HP each night.
Tracer (Oddilus)
Regular abilities:
- Pulse Pistols: Fire both pistols at whoever you choose to lynch. Your vote will count twice (this will show in the tally, but it won't be explicitly stated that it's your vote that's counted twice). (10 ult points)
- Recall: At any point throughout the day, you can choose to rewind time. This will cancel any votes that had been cast against you, as well as restoring you to full health. Cooldown: 3 days (5 ult points + 2 bonus points for every vote canceled)
Ultimate ability:
- Pulse Bomb: You may stick this on someone at any point during the day. This will deal 200 HP damage to the target, as well as to whoever has the last lynch vote on them at the time (if applicable).
Zarya (Vladykins)
Regular abilities:
- Particle Barrier: Choose a target, not including yourself. Any attacks against this target will be reduced by 50% for the night, and any damage they would've taken gets added to your overall energy (+1 energy for every 4 damage absorbed). (5 ult points + 10 bonus if barrier is hit)
- Particle Cannon: Choose a target to vaporize. You will deal 95 HP of damage, multiplied by whatever your energy level is at (see below). (10 ult points)
Ultimate ability:
- Graviton Surge: Choose two people to suck into your gravity bomb. You and your teammates will be able to fire on both of them.
Passive:
- Whatever your energy level is at will make your particle cannon more powerful. You can get up to 100 points of energy, which will add +100% to your attack strength. (Another example: your energy is at 50 and you use the particle cannon. Rather than dealing 95 HP of damage, it will deal 143 HP of damage, since that's +50%.) |
Mafia board: http://s15.zetaboards.com/The_Apocalypse/index/
(night actions and awards coming later tonight) | |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #5: 29th Aug 2016 8:32 PM | |
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Helios Garabandia
Kroeger
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| Post #6: 29th Aug 2016 8:33 PM | |
Well...shit. |
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You know Helios is scum when he summarizes everything and then adds to the discussion by picking out one random sentence someone says and writes an italicized diatribe about how it's curious and he really, REALLY wants to know more about it.
"What did you mean by this, though? You are eating a biscuit? A BISCUIT???? Seems a little farfetched to me. Really gonna need to hear more about this biscuit situation." | Yes
With some form of over the top, “Wait, what the actual fuck?!” thrown in
| A biscuit? Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Say it with me... inactive biscuit is still biscuit. And my key to victory. |
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sorry that was rude of me. angi*, rose*, ahoda*
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #7: 29th Aug 2016 8:33 PM | |
Shocker, Curtis was scum. Y'all never listen to me. |
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Dyl
Butt Not Even Visible
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| Post #8: 29th Aug 2016 8:33 PM | |
i am so proud of you guys :') | "So, uh, what are we saying here? If we save LA from a nuclear bomb, then you and I can get together for dinner and a movie?"
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dr
- cute and very brutal -
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| Post #9: 29th Aug 2016 8:34 PM | |
gg ez | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
"She essentially tore apart the Hex Girls with a simple STAT"
LUCK CREATOR | HEART HACKER | BUY GOLD BYE
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #10: 29th Aug 2016 8:34 PM | |
So who kept hitting IM317 every night? |
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #11: 29th Aug 2016 8:35 PM | |
Should've revived Herm. LAME BRIAN LAME | |
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dr
- cute and very brutal -
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| Post #12: 29th Aug 2016 8:35 PM | |
Just kidding I was horrible
Protected Curtis TWICE even though I kept thinking something was off with him. | d ( i n o s r o a ) r
"She essentially tore apart the Hex Girls with a simple STAT"
LUCK CREATOR | HEART HACKER | BUY GOLD BYE
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Curtis
First Place Dick
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| Post #13: 29th Aug 2016 8:36 PM | |
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Just kidding I was horrible
Protected Curtis TWICE even though I kept thinking something was off with him. |
You saved my life :$ | |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #14: 29th Aug 2016 8:36 PM | |
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Just kidding I was horrible
Protected Curtis TWICE even though I kept thinking something was off with him. |
I sent Boc a list of 5 scum. 4 were right, only one wrong was you. Lol |
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Grumpy Ass Old Woman
FU DADD
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| Post #15: 29th Aug 2016 8:37 PM | |
Great job scum. You worked us really good. |
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